#1 2015-03-07 14:08:05

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Question is, how do we cash in?

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#2 2015-03-07 14:54:56

Make those cheap-ass little UK flags.  They're going to need millions of them.

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#3 2015-03-07 15:08:18

Baywolfe wrote:

Make those cheap-ass little UK flags.  They're going to need millions of them.

We'll get reamed in that market.

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Coarse and rude might work, something to fuel commoner loathing for effete wankers?

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#4 2015-03-07 16:51:04

The title of the article sounds like a Prince song.

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#5 2015-03-07 18:16:17

The British Empire once covered a quarter of the earth's landmass and for a brief, surreal period it will feel as if the Empire still exists, as all its former subjects will turn toward Britain for the news.

It's the adverts will do it. Link to something that can be nebulously linked to HRH surviving to ripe old age. Does she eat Branston Pickle or something?

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#6 2015-03-07 19:41:52

Banjo wrote:

The title of the article sounds like a Prince song.

Nah, lots worse. A nuisance novelty parody wedged in my mind at an impressionable age. Trigger one of those and your next hour is shot.

"On top of old Smokey, all covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed..."

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#7 2015-03-07 21:58:42

No, not your title. The title of the actual article, "This is what happens when the Queen dies."

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#8 2015-03-08 22:28:21

1) That article almost makes me look forward to the event.
2) If she holds out till September she gets a Diamond Jubilee!
3) Banjo owes me a new keyboard.

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#9 2015-03-08 23:51:31

She is a woman, she just might hold out for another fifty years just to spite us all and she would do so with a smile.

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#10 2015-03-10 02:05:52

sigmoid freud wrote:

Link to something that can be nebulously linked to HRH surviving to ripe old age.

That's HM to you, peasant.

Would be a shame if Prince Philip went first; he's always good for some cringeworthy amusement in a difficult situation.

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