#1 2008-01-28 05:47:21

Truly, there was no more clever title for the thread. The son of a sitting Kansas governor makes incarceration fun:

"Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole," the site says. "Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss' lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse's desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole..." (read more)

Because, y'kno, there's nothing more threatening and unpleasant than the thought of same-sex copulation.

Next up from Milton Bradley, a Twister-like party pleaser entitled "Date Rape!" and a period trivia game called "Try Not to Get Lynched, Darkie." Personally, I will be launching my own line of action toys based on "Hungry, Hungry Hippos." I haven't got the whole concept down, but it will involve big-nosed Jew vultures and rolling coins.

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#2 2008-01-28 07:17:40

John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his mother and father, U.S. Magistrate Judge Gary Sebelius. Sebelius spokeswoman Nicole Corcoran said both parents "are very proud of their son John's creativity and talent."

They must have very low standards....

I guess the RI school of design doesn't teach "Art"

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#3 2008-01-28 19:47:24

Not exactly the Rhode Island School of Intelligent Design.

Well at least he is in school and not out torturing dogs and god knows what else at scout camp like the son of that other Bible belt Governer and sometimes frontrunning GOP Presidential candidate, Huckabee.

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#4 2008-01-28 20:02:11

Johnny Rotten wrote:

Not exactly the Rhode Island School of Intelligent Design.

RISD is the worst excuse for higher education I know and I know that dump intimately.

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#5 2008-01-28 20:17:31

choad wrote:

Johnny Rotten wrote:

Not exactly the Rhode Island School of Intelligent Design.

RISD is the worst excuse for higher education I know and I know that dump intimately.

I think David Byrne would be the best example of that.   T.H. were a great band early on, but then Eno blew his head up to a point where he was putting out absolute shit, abandoned his fellow bandmates and dentists were playing his "music" in their offices.  His psycho act was not....

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