#1 2015-05-14 05:36:26

drove his train into a forty foot ditch.
lined a hundred women up against the wall
bet five dollars he could fuck them all.
Screwed ninety-eight til his balls turned blue,
backed-off, jacked-off and then fucked the other two.
Left, Right Left Right
Lo right left right
Heavy on the left foot
I love to double-time!

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#2 2015-05-14 06:33:48

'identified the train's driver as Brandon Bostian, reported to be aged 32. A University of Missouri graduate with a business degree'

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Ahh, my alma mater, or one of them, and worthless as tits on a boar. Least they learned him to keep his mouth shut. Officials reported this much an hour after the wreck. Brandon from Branson probably put a brick on the peddle and went to sleep, huh?

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#3 2015-05-14 13:43:10

Probably more like this

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#4 2015-05-16 22:22:10

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