#251 2016-03-21 06:55:30

George Orr wrote:

Remember how ecstatic the Right was over the Citizens United ruling?

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#252 2016-03-21 13:25:59

George Orr wrote:

Remember how ecstatic the Right was over the Citizens United ruling?

Water seeks its own level.

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#253 2016-03-21 19:47:53

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#255 2016-03-22 17:12:28

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#257 2016-03-24 07:07:42

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#258 2016-03-25 15:28:32

Simpering skinbag Ted Cruz has mo' problems today, and at least three of them are bitches.

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#259 2016-03-25 17:00:58

George Orr wrote:

Simpering skinbag Ted Cruz has mo' problems today, and at least three of them are bitches.

That's a Holy Roller Politician sex scandal?  Not these days, these days not even caught in bed with a dead boy counts as a sex scandal.

It has to be a Furrie Foto or it's not worth talking about in 2016.

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#260 2016-03-25 17:23:44

Pfft.  The leading candidates from both parties are screwing at least 330 million people as we speak.

That's right - we're all fucked.

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#261 2016-03-25 18:47:12

"I have nothing to do with the National Enquirer and unlike Lyin' Ted Cruz I do not surround myself with political hacks and henchman and then pretend total innocence," Trump said in the statement. "Ted Cruz’s problem with the National Enquirer is his and his alone, and while they were right about O.J. Simpson, John Edwards, and many others, I certainly hope they are not right about Lyin’ Ted Cruz."

In other words, just as Cruz had "nothing" to do with the first naked photo of Melania that started off this latest scandal, so Trump had "nothing" to do with the Enquirer article.

Alas, the damage for Cruz may already have been done: the article exploded on Twitter overnight on Thursday. By Friday morning #CruzSexScandal was a worldwide trending topic on Twitter.

And while Trump has distanced himself from the Enquirer article, very much the same way Cruz distanced himself from the original attack ad, an aide to Donald Trump on Friday did fulfil the businessman's threat to "spill the beans" on Republican presidential rival Ted Cruz's wife, Heidi.

As The Hill first reported, Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson rattled off a list of attacks three days after Trump first made the threat.

"Spilling the beans is quite simple when it comes to Heidi Cruz," Pierson said in an interview with MSNBC's Steve Kornacki.

"She is a Bush operative; she worked for the architect of NAFTA, which has killed millions of jobs in this country; she was a member on the Council on Foreign Relations who — in Sen. Cruz's own words, called a nest of snakes that seeks to undermine national sovereignty; and she's been working for Goldman Sachs, the same global bank that Ted Cruz left off of his financial disclosure," Pierson said.


Priceless...

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#262 2016-03-25 19:54:10

Whaddaya mean, "Alas"?

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#263 2016-03-25 20:06:57

I thought Katrina Pierson was one of Cruz's fuckmates?

IMHO this election cycle's script has much better plot twists and character development than the last few.

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#265 2016-03-25 22:30:15

Nice.

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#267 2016-03-26 10:20:16

Here's the killer with Cruz - if he did have a fuck-a-thon with Trumps campaign whatever (Katrina Pierson), why the fuck would he be dumb enough to run the race? 

Could he possibly be so stupid as to think it wouldn't come out?

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#269 2016-03-27 03:17:20

Meanwhile, over in Bernieland...

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#270 2016-03-28 15:49:12

Steve Breen's "conversation" with Hillary Clinton

$15hr to disrupt a Trump Rally?  They were WRONG!  This "jobs recovery" was about more than bartenders and fast food workers. 
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#271 2016-04-03 09:48:11

Russell Simmons is insane:

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#272 2016-04-03 12:25:11

Aude wrote:

Russell Simmons is insane:

This is pure gold. The Political Vegan Movement won't be happy until they have prevailed.

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#273 2016-04-03 18:15:05

Dmtdust wrote:

This is pure gold. The Political Vegan Movement won't be happy until they have prevailed.

I would have loved to have been there when Hillary accepted Simmons' support, and knew what were the conditions she first had to meet in order to have it.  Who knew that Hillary thinks mandatory veganism is a desirable and achievable end?  More likely, Hillary and staff had themselves a real good laugh as soon as Russell Simmons was out of earshot.  And why not?  It's such a joke.

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#275 2016-04-04 02:53:52

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#276 2016-04-04 04:09:14

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#277 2016-04-04 08:53:15

Here's a list of bribes fees paid to Hillary for those totally awesome speeches she gives:

https://cdn.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_s/2016/Apr/4/LiveLeak-dot-com-72e_1459770942-e98f4cc0-cc2f-11e5-904b-6b9af3f24eee_Hil_1459771224.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bdd29f4a4ddad0c44a&ec_rate=230

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#278 2016-04-04 11:47:09

Aude wrote:

Here's a list of bribes fees paid to Hillary for those totally awesome speeches she gives:

https://cdn.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_s/ … c_rate=230

Such a hot mess, what exactly were you trying to post?

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#279 2016-04-04 13:07:01

Dmtdust wrote:

Aude wrote:

Here's a list of bribes fees paid to Hillary for those totally awesome speeches she gives:

https://cdn.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_s/ … c_rate=230

Such a hot mess, what exactly were you trying to post?

Oh, crap.  It looked fine in preview, and right after I hit "submit."  I'll see if I can get another link that works.

Update: I just posted another image link which seems to work OK.  If the image URL from LL changes again, I'll try to find the original image and post from there.

Final update: I give up.  Just scroll down to see the list in JetRx's post.  Thank you, JetRx!

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#280 2016-04-05 12:01:01

Sarah Palin is transforming into a bag lady.

If her deterioration continues, it won't be long until I start feeling guilty about making fun of h--naaaaah fuck that.

The Gawkerazzi have apparently decided that she's a mad poet, and I must admit, they have a point.

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#281 2016-04-05 12:44:53

Trump tries another approach.

I feel like he's intentionally becoming more and more absurd and it's attracting voters rather than turning them away.

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#282 2016-04-05 14:35:38

George Orr wrote:

Sarah Palin is transforming into a bag lady.

If her deterioration continues, it won't be long until I start feeling guilty about making fun of h--naaaaah fuck that.

The Gawkerazzi have apparently decided that she's a mad poet, and I must admit, they have a point.

Perhaps Todd might consider locking up the painkillers.

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#283 2016-04-06 03:19:43

Andrés Sepúlveda is a hacker who spent eight years rigging elections in Nicaragua, Panama, Honduras, El Salvador, Colombia, Mexico, Costa Rica, Guatemala, and Venezuela, he says at the behest of Miami-based political consultant Juan José Rendón.

Rendón, says Sepúlveda, saw that hackers could be completely integrated into a modern political operation, running attack ads, researching the opposition, and finding ways to suppress a foe's turnout. As for Sepúlveda, his insight was to understand that voters trusted what they thought were spontaneous expressions of real people on social media more than they did experts on television and in newspapers. He knew that accounts could be faked and social media trends fabricated, all relatively cheaply. He wrote a software program, now called Social Media Predator, to manage and direct a virtual army of fake Twitter accounts. The software let him quickly change names, profile pictures, and biographies to fit any need. Eventually, he discovered, he could manipulate the public debate as easily as moving pieces on a chessboard--or, as he puts it, "When I realized that people believe what the Internet says more than reality, I discovered that I had the power to make people believe almost anything."

What's the relevance?

Last year, based on anonymous sources, the Colombian media reported that Rendón was working for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. Rendón calls the reports untrue. The campaign did approach him, he says, but he turned them down because he dislikes Trump. "To my knowledge we are not familiar with this individual," says Trump's spokeswoman, Hope Hicks. "I have never heard of him, and the same goes for other senior staff members." But Rendón says he's in talks with another leading U.S. presidential campaign--he wouldn’t say which--to begin working for it once the primaries wrap up and the general election begins.

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#284 2016-04-07 09:35:03

Too big to break up?

The answer Mrs. Clinton is:  "The same way you move a mountain, one shovelful at a time."  God I hate this bitch and her entitlement attitude.

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#285 2016-04-07 09:40:16

Emmeran wrote:

God I hate this bitch and her entitlement attitude.

You moved to the right place to get that hate on, and I appreciate it. Was getting lonely around here.

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#286 2016-04-07 12:11:39

Here you go Devil Dawg.  Hate some more.

Evidently, Hil's booty is even bigger than we thought..


From the Lawyers, Guns, & Money Website:
Hilary Clinton speaking legal graft earnings. 

DATE EVENT LOCATION FEE
March 19, 2015 American Camping Association Atlantic City, NJ $260,000.00
March 11, 2015 eBay Inc. San Jose, CA $315,000.00
February 24, 2015 Watermark Silicon Valley Conference for Women Santa Clara, CA $225,500.00
January 22, 2015 Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce Whistler, Canada $150,000.00
January 21, 2015 tinePublic Inc. Winnipeg, Canada $262,000.00
January 21, 2015 tinePublic Inc. Saskatoon, Canada $262,500.00
December 4, 2014 Massachusetts Conference for Women Boston, MA $205,500.00
October 14, 2014 Salesforce.com San Francisco, CA $225,500.00
October 14, 2014 Qualcomm Incorporated San Diego, CA $335,000.00
October 13, 2014 Council of Insurance Agents and Brokers Colorado Springs, CO $225,500.00
October 8, 2014 Advanced Medical Technology Association (AdvaMed) Chicago, IL $265,000.00
October 7, 2014 Deutsche Bank AG New York, NY $280,000.00
October 6, 2014 Canada 2020 Ottawa, Canada $215,500.00
October 2, 2014 Commercial Real Estate Women Network Miami Beach, FL $225,500.00
September 15, 2014 Cardiovascular Research Foundation Washington, DC $275,000.00
September 4, 2014 Robbins Geller Rudman & Dowd, LLP San Diego, CA $225,500.00
August 28, 2014 Nexenta System, Inc. San Francisco, CA $300,000.00
August 28, 2014 Cisco Las Vegas, NV $325,000.00
July 29, 2014 Corning, Inc. Corning, NY $225,500.00
July 26, 2014 Ameriprise Boston, MA $225,500.00
July 22, 2014 Knewton, Inc. San Francisco, CA $225,500.00
June 26, 2014 GTCR Chicago, IL $280,000.00
June 25, 2014 Biotechnology Industry Organization San Diego, CA $335,000.00
June 25, 2014 Innovation Arts and Entertainment San Francisco, CA $150,000.00
June 20, 2014 Innovation Arts and Entertainment Austin, TX $150,000.00
June 18, 2014 tinePublic Inc. Toronto, Canada $150,000.00
June 18, 2014 tinePublic Inc. Edmonton, Canada $100,000.00
June 10, 2014 United Fresh Produce Association Chicago, IL $225,000.00
June 2, 2014 International Deli-Dairy-Bakery Association Denver, CO $225,500.00
June 2, 2014 Let’s Talk Entertainment Denver, CO $265,000.00
May 6, 2014 National Council for Behavorial Healthcare Washington, DC $225,500.00
April 11, 2014 California Medical Association (via Satellite) San Diego, CA $100,000.00
April 10, 2014 Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries, Inc. Las Vegas, NV $225,500.00
April 10, 2014 Let’s Talk Entertainment San Jose, CA $265,000.00
April 8, 2014 Marketo, Inc. San Francisco, CA $225,500.00
April 8, 2014 World Affairs Council Portland, OR $250,500.00
March 24, 2014 Academic Partnerships Dallas, TX $225,500.00
March 18, 2014 Xerox Corporation New York, NY $225,000.00
March 18, 2014 Board of Trade of Metropolitan Montreal Montreal, Canada $275,000.00
March 13, 2014 Pharmaceutical Care Management Association Orlando, FL $225,500.00
March 13, 2014 Drug Chemical and Associated Technologies New York, NY $250,000.00
March 6, 2014 tinePublic Inc. Calgary, Canada $225,500.00
March 5, 2014 The Vancouver Board of Trade Vancouver, Canada $275,500.00
March 4, 2014 Association of Corporate Counsel – Southern California Los Angeles, CA $225,500.00
February 27, 2014 A&E Television Networks New York, NY $280,000.00
February 26, 2014 Healthcare Information and Management Systems Society Orlando, FL $225,500.00
February 17, 2014 Novo Nordisk A/S Mexico City, Mexico $125,000.00
February 6, 2014 Salesforce.com Las Vegas, NV $225,500.00
January 27, 2014 National Automobile Dealers Association New Orleans, LA $325,500.00
January 27, 2014 Premier Health Alliance Miami, FL $225,500.00
January 6, 2014 GE Boca Raton, FL $225,500.00
November 21, 2013 U.S. Green Building Council Philadelphia, PA $225,000.00
November 18, 2013 CME Group Naples, FL $225,000.00
November 18, 2013 Press Ganey Orlando, FL $225,000.00
November 14, 2013 CB Richard Ellis, Inc. New York, NY $250,000.00
November 13, 2013 Mediacorp Canada, Inc. Toronto, Canada $225,000.00
November 9, 2013 National Association of Realtors San Francisco, CA $225,000.00
November 7, 2013 Golden Tree Asset Management New York, NY $275,000.00
November 6, 2013 Beaumont Health System Troy, MI $305,000.00
November 4, 2013 Mase Productions, Inc. Orlando, FL $225,000.00
November 4, 2013 London Drugs, Ltd. Mississauga, ON $225,000.00
October 29, 2013 The Goldman Sachs Group Tuscon, AZ $225,000.00
October 28, 2013 Jewish United Fund/Jewish Federation of Metropolitan Chicago $400,000.00
October 27, 2013 Beth El Synagogue Minneapolis, MN $225,000.00
October 24, 2013 Accenture New York, NY $225,000.00
October 24, 2013 The Goldman Sachs Group New York, NY $225,000.00
October 23, 2013 SAP Global Marketing, Inc. New York, NY $225,000.00
October 15, 2013 National Association of Convenience Stores Atlanta, GA $265,000.00
October 4, 2013 Long Island Association Long Island, NY $225,000.00
September 19, 2013 American Society of Travel Agents, Inc. Miami, FL $225,000.00
September 18, 2013 American Society for Clinical Pathology Chicago, IL $225,000.00
August 12, 2013 National Association of Chain Drug Stores Las Vegas, NV $225,000.00
August 7, 2013 Global Business Travel Association San Diego, CA $225,000.00
July 11, 2013 UBS Wealth Management New York, NY $225,000.00
June 24, 2013 American Jewish University University City, CA $225,000.00
June 24, 2013 Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and Company, LP Palos Verdes, CA $225,000.00
June 20, 2013 Boston Consulting Group, Inc. Boston, MA $225,000.00
June 20, 2013 Let’s Talk Entertainment, Inc. Toronto, Canada $250,000.00
June 17, 2013 Economic Club of Grand Rapids Grand Rapids, MI $225,000.00
June 16, 2013 Society for Human Resource Management Chicago, IL $285,000.00
June 6, 2013 Spencer Stuart New York, NY $225,000.00
June 4, 2013 The Goldman Sachs Group Palmetto Bluffs, SC $225,000.00
May 29, 2013 Sanford C. Bernstein and Co., LLC New York, NY $225,000.00
May 21, 2013 Verizon Communications, Inc. Washington, DC $225,000.00
May 16, 2013 Itau BBA USA Securities New York, NY $225,000.00
May 14, 2013 Apollo Management Holdings, LP New York, NY $225,000.00
May 8, 2013 Gap, Inc. San Francisco, CA $225,000.00
April 30, 2013 Fidelity Investments Naples, FL $225,000.00
April 24, 2013 Deutsche Bank Washington, DC $225,000.00
April 24, 2013 National Multi Housing Council Dallas, TX $225,000.00
April 18, 2013 Morgan Stanley Washington, DC $225,000.00

None of the 91 speeches was to a college, nor to any other such type of organization.
Payments for all speeches were:   $21,667,000.

When wondering how dim the 'meriken electorate has become...look no further.

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#287 2016-04-08 11:53:50

JetRx wrote:

None of the 91 speeches was to a college, nor to any other such type of organization.

Nobody with any sense speaks at Colleges anymore.  Too much PC/Safe Zone bullshit as even the most conservative campuses hop on the ultra-liberal bandwagon.  Kevin Smith figured that out several years ago and is coining way more mint than he ever did on the Collegiate circuit.

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#288 2016-04-08 18:35:53

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#290 2016-04-09 11:48:15

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#291 2016-04-09 15:05:09

JetRx wrote:

Here you go Devil Dawg.  Hate some more.

Evidently, Hil's booty is even bigger than we thought..


From the Lawyers, Guns, & Money Website:
Hilary Clinton speaking legal graft earnings. 

DATE EVENT LOCATION FEE
October 28, 2013 Jewish United Fund/Jewish Federation of Metropolitan Chicago $400,000.00

Good on her for charging the Jews twice as much as everyone else.

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#292 2016-04-10 22:00:57

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#293 2016-04-11 15:08:46

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#294 2016-04-12 12:50:12

Playing hard to get

Hey - it worked to get him the Speakership...

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#295 2016-04-12 14:51:05

Robert Penn Warren’s "All The King's Men" Turns A Youthful 70

“Just stir ’em up, it doesn’t matter how or why, and they’ll love you and come back for more. Pinch ’em in the soft place. They aren’t alive, most of ’em, and haven’t been alive for 20 years. Hell, their wives have lost their teeth and their shape, and likker won’t set on their stomachs, and they don’t believe in God, so it’s up to you to give ’em something to stir ’em up and make ’em feel alive again. Just for half an hour. That’s what they come for. Tell ’em anything. But for Sweet Jesus’ sake, don’t try to improve their minds.”

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#296 2016-04-12 17:30:09

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#297 2016-04-13 06:25:23

Trump feels the Bern... kind of:

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#300 2016-04-13 13:25:18

Dmtdust wrote:

http://www.freewoodpost.com/2016/04/12/paul-ryan-makes-it-clear-he-really-wants-nothing-to-do-with-helping-america/

I used to have some respect for him until I found out he's being paid to scare people into buying gold.

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