#1 2008-02-03 05:45:25
http://www.infernosoft.com/investments/ … d/faq.html
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#2 2008-02-03 11:50:34
"To install the Viriguard, have the athlete strip naked from the waist down and stand before you with his hands behind his back. It may help to have an assistant hold the young athlete from behind. Alternatively, Purity Athletic also provides various restraints for use with those young men who have not developed the self-discipline necessary during this procedure.
In case the young athlete develops an erection during this process, Purity Athletic provides a kit containing frightening medical instruments. Open the kit, being certain that the young athlete sees its contents. The collection of hypodermic needles, suture needles, surgical clamps, and urethral sounds in sterile packages will most likely cause him to lose his erection."
Oh, my. That's nice and pervy.
And a lovely video showing the affects of NOT using the Viriguard:
"The Viriguard effectively prevents all contact with the genitals: you can rest assured that your prized athletes, no matter how hard they try, will not be able to misspend their energies or sap their strength or bodily fluids through illicit sexual activity."
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#3 2008-02-03 12:47:59
Greg Frye, a self-avowed practicing homosexual, was arrested in 1999 for a number of traffic offenses. Drugs and a number of sexually related materials were found in his car. As part of a plea-bargain arrangement, he was sent to Tri-County Youth Attention Center, where he stayed until he turned eighteen. His claims about how the Center treats its residents have no basis in fact and are the product of a deranged and vengeful imagination.
Maybe the kid should "practice" more with his driving.....
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#4 2008-02-03 17:30:44
"Dear Purity Athletic, Inc.: As a Coach and as a former Varsity Athlete, I am delighted to know that you have created such a specific product for athletes. You cannot imagine how many times I have caught players masturbating in the locker room, and no amount of paddling or forced milking will take the place of your proposed Viriguard. Thanks for a great product! Coach Mike"
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