I kept waiting for the "Buy Gold" adverts to start.

Oil at $100: We've survived it before.
UK Leaving the EU: Not as bad as Germany leaving the EU
Banks hit by cyberattack: No, the power grid is hit by cyber attack.
EU anti-immigration: Immigrants start leaving and going back home voluntarily.
China: The economy may not fall, but it's been way too long since a leadership implosion.
Israel vs Iran: You mean they *admit* to attacking Iran.
Putin: Quits presidency, becomes President of Comcast.
More like Latin America's Lost Century.
Worse: Trump wins the electoral college but not the majority.