#2 2016-02-01 21:14:27

Sounds like a fraternity prank. 

And, by the way, whatever happened to NAMBLA?

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#3 2016-02-01 21:23:27

I hear you can buy bombs and automatic weapons from a 'sheikh' these days in most major cities.

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#4 2016-02-01 22:19:41

Tall Paul wrote:

I hear you can buy bombs and automatic weapons from a 'sheikh' these days in most major cities.

God, I hope no pet stores get blown up.

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#5 2016-02-02 22:13:58

The Book of The Assholes wrote:

Deuteronomy
22:23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
22:25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
22:26 But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
22:27 For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.

In town, a slut, out of town, rape victim.

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#6 2016-02-03 06:35:01

Still we need to re-inject some wisdom into the current state of hysteria.  Consider these questions:  (Multiple choice because it's early)

1.  Two young people go to a college party, both get sloppy drunk and have drunk sex.  Identify the gender that goes to jail.

  A.  Male
  B.  Male
  C.  All of the above


2.  Two inexperienced young adults get drunk at a house party and decide to platonicly share a bed, they wake up in the middle of the night to find their bodies engaged in reproductive behavior.  Identify the gender that goes to jail.

  A.  Male
  B.  Male
  C.  Both A & B

3.  Two people become fully aroused during a mating ritual and agree to have intercourse.  As the sex act approaches completion one of the individuals has a change of heart and unsuccessfully attempts to abort the process, the other individual is beyond conscious thought and is unable to comply. What are the consequences for non-compliance?

  A.  Lifetime Social punishment (sex offender status)
  B.  Deprivation of freedom (imprisonment)
  C.  Financial punishment via lawsuit
  D.  Any or all of the above

4.  Two young people maintain a monogamous relationship starting in middle school through high school, this relationship features consensual maturing sexual activity .  In the senior year of HS the male reaches the age of majority six months before the female.  The male is now legally a sex offender and can/will be punished as such.

  A.  True
  B.  False

5.  Female attends party and becomes highly inebriated.  As part of her rivalry she partially disrobes and physically flirts with every acceptable male.  She later has sex with several of the drunken males.  The incident passes without note until several weeks later when a video emerges.  Who is at fault?

  A.  The drunken males
  B.  Her Daddy
  C.  The internet
 

Bonus points if you post linkage of the video for any of the above incidents.

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