#2 2016-04-28 00:06:43

"Apparently the only way to avoid a sudden agonising death, is to walk around in tights with a bottle of vinegar.

I'd rather be fucking dead!"
 

Billy Connolly, Adelaide, Australia 2007.

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#3 2016-04-28 15:32:07

choad wrote:

"Apparently the only way to avoid a sudden agonising death, is to walk around in tights with a bottle of vinegar.

I'd rather be fucking dead!"
 

Billy Connolly, Adelaide, Australia 2007.

Soon, Billy. Soon....

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#5 2016-05-03 16:53:10

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7qDNGitL40PL12ec/giphy.gif

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#6 2016-05-04 06:30:26

This was a actually kind of common in the old outhouse days of America.  I worked for an old farmer that claimed he got bit on the dick.  He went in an old out house at the edge of a field near dusk and didn't clear it well enough.  He said the sting felt like a little pinch, the not being able to breath felt like his last day.

Anyway, here's another wonderful spider story, complete with video,
https://motherboard.vice.com/read/watch … each-other

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#7 2016-05-04 21:40:54

choad wrote:

To Serve and Protect or Hitwhore Roo Becomes Eagle Lunchmeat[/b][/url]

What's that sound? Great Horned Owl in the tree in the front yard?  Shit, where are the cats? Inside? Lock the cat door.

Great Horneds eat skunks, so housecats would be tasty, too.

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