#1151 2018-11-27 09:23:27

At least he comes by his draft-dodging honestly.

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#1152 2018-11-27 12:15:07

{Sigh} It's like beating on a retarded kid but, then, the retarded kid has been bullying everyone he could his whole life.

A Wall Street Journal interview on trade shows Trump has no idea what he’s doing.

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#1153 2018-11-27 19:13:25

Baywolfe wrote:

{Sigh} It's like beating on a retarded kid but, then, the retarded kid has been bullying everyone he could his whole life.

A Wall Street Journal interview on trade shows Trump has no idea what he’s doing.

I smell a recession on the wind...

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#1154 2018-11-28 06:50:18

The new Senator-elect from Mississippi - from her victory speech - NOT a photoshop I screen shot this out of a Reuters video feed this morning…

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#1155 2018-11-29 15:25:54

The only reason Mississippi has Interstates is people demanded ways to get quickly through and on to wherever they were going.

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#1156 2018-11-29 16:20:54

Trump:  "So Michael, when you say bad news, do you mean bad news or BAD news"?

I thought I'd use "The Right" to report the news this time.  It's the Washington Times so go Incognito if you can. And as always, enjoy the Comments.

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#1157 2018-11-29 20:46:26

Baywolfe wrote:

I thought I'd use "The Right" to report the news this time.  It's the Washington Times so go Incognito if you can. And as always, enjoy the Comments.

In the same spirit...

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#1158 2018-12-07 12:54:48

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#1159 2018-12-07 15:09:29

Heather Nauert Says Visit to “It’s a Small World” Ride Qualifies Her For U.N. Job
Trump’s choice for the post noted that, while career diplomats might spend twenty to thirty years learning about only one country, “I learned about twenty-five countries in fifteen minutes.”

By Andy Borowitz
11:56 A.M.

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#1160 2018-12-07 16:02:46

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Heather Nauert Says Visit to “It’s a Small World” Ride Qualifies Her For U.N. Job
Trump’s choice for the post noted that, while career diplomats might spend twenty to thirty years learning about only one country, “I learned about twenty-five countries in fifteen minutes.”

By Andy Borowitz
11:56 A.M.

In her defense, she also ate at a few restaurants in Epcot too.

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#1161 2018-12-07 16:10:11

We rode Small World once when the sound system went out - it was truly creepy and the kids started crying.  There were just flashing lights and squeaking, creaking machines.

(My brothers & I and our wives tried singing the song but I think that only made it worse.)

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#1162 2018-12-07 18:04:12

Emmeran wrote:

(My brothers & I and our wives tried singing the song but I think that only made it worse.)

One of the unfettered joys of parenthood is waiting to sing songs like that again when your kids get older.

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#1163 2018-12-08 09:54:52

Emmeran wrote:

We rode Small World once when the sound system went out - it was truly creepy and the kids started crying.  There were just flashing lights and squeaking, creaking machines.

(My brothers & I and our wives tried singing the song but I think that only made it worse.)

Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress is just as bad with that "It's a great big beautiful tomorrow" song blasting.  Wifey and I spent two one week vacations on the Orlando property when we were younger.  We made sure that we ticked all the tacky indoor rides and attractions at the Magic Kingdom.  Hall of Presidents, Small World, Beautiful Tomorrow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, and one with an animatronic Ellen DeGeneres that I don't remember the name of that had old movie sets like Wizard of Oz.

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#1164 2018-12-16 13:11:19

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#1165 2018-12-16 13:26:18

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The Steele Dossier: A Retrospective

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#1166 2018-12-18 11:55:22

Ka-BLINK! & Ka-BOOM!

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#1167 2018-12-18 12:43:39

Emmeran wrote:

Ka-BLINK! & Ka-Boom!

My favorite so far.  The CNN people act like they can barely believe it themselves.

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#1169 2018-12-20 21:31:22

I read an article that said, "The last adult in Washington leaves".

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#1170 2018-12-21 05:32:06

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#1171 2018-12-23 22:43:21

Playing to your base, but your base ain't got no monies.

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#1172 2018-12-24 03:01:59

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#1173 2018-12-25 04:06:25

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#1175 2019-01-11 16:30:46

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#1176 2019-01-11 16:31:59

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#1177 2019-01-12 05:10:20

The plot of The Manchurian Candidate is a Russian sleeper agent activated by a posthypnotic suggestion and programmed to immediately forget all completed assignments. The novel's secret assassin trigger is the "Queen of Diamonds".

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#1180 2019-01-14 21:20:10

There is so much smoke around this administration it can be seen from space. With everything we know publicly, Trump is either historically corrupt or historically incompetent - and I'm not sure which is worse.

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#1181 2019-01-15 12:30:54

Our long National Nightmare is over!  Turns out, the situation isn’t so dire after all

"I’m not looking to call a national emergency", Trump told reporters on Monday. "This is so simple, you shouldn’t have to do it."

Em he's both, and that's the most dangerous combination of all because he's trying to play games with international super-villains.

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#1182 2019-01-19 22:15:08

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#1183 2019-01-21 09:30:06

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#1185 2019-01-28 10:03:13

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#1186 2019-01-28 10:49:32

Dear Gawd, is there any way to kill this thing?

I thought the article belongs here because you can't have one without the other.

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#1187 2019-01-28 11:30:22

Baywolfe wrote:

Dear Gawd, is there any way to kill this thing?

Possibly, when the next Garlic Harvest comes in...

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#1189 2019-02-03 10:29:27

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#1190 2019-02-03 11:27:57

The Solution.

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#1191 2019-02-04 15:45:43

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#1193 2019-02-06 02:26:40

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#1195 2019-02-06 11:30:51

Fact Checking the President's SOTU.

And the Democratic Response.

Note:  Democratic Response is actually the second half of the same SOTU article.  The link is provided here to go directly to it.

Personally, I think it was a mistake to have Stacey Abrams provide the response and shows that the DNC still has a blind spot regarding the nature and makeup of the people who voted in the 2018 blue wave and may not do so again.  Of course the WaPo disagrees with me (Go Incognito) but the liberals seem to think that she's the next Governor of Georgia and the presumptive Democratic candidate for President in 2028.

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#1196 2019-02-06 11:51:57

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#1197 2019-02-13 15:40:19

"Executive Time" explained.

*And there is no chance in hell that Trump paid for any of this.

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#1198 2019-02-13 15:53:15

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#1199 2019-02-14 02:18:54

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#1200 2019-02-14 23:20:39

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