#1 2017-06-27 12:54:54

Sickening thud.

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#2 2017-06-27 13:56:03

If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving!

Or is that, at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft?
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#3 2017-06-27 14:12:32

Mothers the planet over: "If Johnny told you to go jump in the lake, would you do it?"

My own mother was more open minded. "Kill yourselves if you want but do it outside!"

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#4 2017-06-27 18:07:41

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#5 2017-11-10 21:32:17

Perfect timing for the purpose.

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#6 2017-11-14 00:09:42

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#7 2017-11-14 16:09:20

Nobody watches the race for the finishers, only for the crashes.

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#9 2018-10-08 00:03:03

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#10 2018-10-23 22:48:14

Another one Darwins himself out of the gene pool.

McMurray, who was also a professional freeskier and stunt artist, had been walking across the wing of a small Cessna while rapping, causing the plane to "go into a downward spiral that the pilot couldn't correct," according to a statement from his management.

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#11 2018-10-23 23:04:59

Word.

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#12 2018-10-26 15:28:10

matty.the.damned wrote:

Another one Darwins himself out of the gene pool.

McMurray, who was also a professional freeskier and stunt artist, had been walking across the wing of a small Cessna while rapping, causing the plane to "go into a downward spiral that the pilot couldn't correct," according to a statement from his management.

Remember when music was about the music?

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#13 2018-10-26 16:20:49

GooberMcNutly wrote:

matty.the.damned wrote:

McMurray, who was also a professional freeskier and stunt artist, had been walking across the wing of a small Cessna while rapping, causing the plane to "go into a downward spiral that the pilot couldn't correct," according to a statement from his management.

Remember when music was about the music?

Perish the thought! Speaking of which, whatever would you do with your own thoughts if all you had to focus on was the music playing?

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#14 2019-07-31 00:58:52

He tried to soar like Icarus but, alas, he flew like a lead boot.

A man who ran the popular science-focused YouTube channel, "the King of Random," died Monday in a paragliding crash in southern Utah, authorities said.

Jonathan Grant Thompson, 38, the creator of the King of Random YouTube channel, was identified as the paraglider whose body was recovered near Sand Hollow State Park, Washington County Sheriff Lt. Dave Crouse told BuzzFeed News.

(Apols for the BuzzFeed source but it seemed appropriately banal.)

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#15 2019-07-31 11:23:06

He had a few good life hacks.  Sorry, he's gone so soon.

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#16 2020-02-29 21:36:25

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