#2 2019-11-06 14:47:32

Best paragraph of the article:

At publishing time, scholars had also discovered a ticket stub to the Joker movie nearby, suggesting Cain was a white male incel influenced by Joaquin Phoenix's disturbing performance.

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#3 2019-11-06 18:20:19

I stopped reading when the line between satire and sarcasm got blurry.

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#4 2019-11-10 07:32:37

The Babylon Bee is supposed to be a Christian Onion, but their articles seem to fall flat.

Also on the Babylon Bee,
https://babylonbee.com/news/it-looks-li … dark-alley
Not sure this joke actually works at all.  I feel compelled to rewrite it for them.  How about, "Clippy offers Elizabeth Warren advice for writing a suicide note, every time Warren writes a speech about raising taxes on the wealthy."

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#5 2019-11-11 12:20:42

Platymingo wrote:

The Babylon Bee is supposed to be a Christian Onion, but their articles seem to fall flat.

Also on the Babylon Bee,
https://babylonbee.com/news/it-looks-li … dark-alley
Not sure this joke actually works at all.  I feel compelled to rewrite it for them.  How about, "Clippy offers Elizabeth Warren advice for writing a suicide note, every time Warren writes a speech about raising taxes on the wealthy."

Not knowing the fan base, I'm not sure if that would go over everybody's head or if you should volunteer your services.

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