#1 2007-10-10 16:55:18

It's Black History Month in the UK.  Don't miss your chance to complain about blacks and limeys!

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#2 2007-10-10 17:24:31

kim

Black History Month in the UK? I didn't even know they had that

Who woulda thought

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#3 2007-10-10 17:35:25

Back away slowly from the keyboard, Kim. We'll give you one more chance to make a smart-ass remark about the post, or to at least post something vulgar. If you blow it this time, you're outta here.

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#4 2007-10-10 17:44:47

Taint wrote:

Back away slowly from the keyboard, Kim. We'll give you one more chance to make a smart-ass remark about the post, or to at least post something vulgar. If you blow it this time, you're outta here.

Better yet, I feel this would be a good time to carry over the long held Cruel tradition of all new female posters having to supply a photo of their tits.

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#5 2007-10-10 17:47:10

Or your boyfriend's dick. We're easy.

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#6 2007-10-10 17:50:10

Kim is not necessarily a female name.

Hey, maybe it's a tranny, and you'll both win!

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#7 2007-10-10 17:52:49

opsec wrote:

Kim is not necessarily a female name.

True dat.  I have always had this nagging suspicion that Dhalgren's real name is Kim.

Be careful what you ask for Taint, ES apparently dates a Yeti.

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#8 2007-10-10 18:18:07

Taint wrote:

Back away slowly from the keyboard, Kim. We'll give you one more chance to make a smart-ass remark about the post, or to at least post something vulgar. If you blow it this time, you're outta here.

you go, girl!
http://taoofdan.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/UNICORN_taint.gif

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#9 2007-10-10 18:37:27

Zookeeper wrote:

It's Black History Month in the UK.  Don't miss your chance to complain about blacks and limeys!

Being that I’m not English, I will decline the bait.  Perhaps I will celebrate Black History Month in February with articles celebrating the contributions Blacks make to our society. BTW, your baiting skills suck.

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#10 2007-10-10 18:55:12

kim

No, I am a girl. Even though I am new to the board - I have been visiting cruel.com for years and years. watched the layout change and everything.

ill try to post my tits as soon as i get off work, okay?

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#11 2007-10-10 22:45:01

kim

ah, once someone explains how to post god damn pictures?

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#12 2007-10-10 23:11:15

Learn HTML cunt.

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#13 2007-10-10 23:14:03

fnord wrote:

I will decline the bait.

Pussy.

fnord wrote:

BTW, your baiting skills suck.

I've never claimed to be the master baiter that you are.

Last edited by Zookeeper (2007-10-10 23:16:06)

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#14 2007-10-10 23:17:41

kim wrote:

No, I am a girl. ill try to post my tits as soon as i get off work, okay?

Well, that won't really prove you are a girl.  To really prove it you'll have to aim the camera lower...

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#15 2007-10-10 23:32:13

https://cruelery.com/img/kim.jpg



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#16 2007-10-11 00:49:23

kim

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/kimbacrombie/Photo3-1.jpg

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#17 2007-10-11 00:52:03

kim

there we go!

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#18 2007-10-11 00:59:04

What is that T-shirt doing in the way Kim?

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#19 2007-10-11 00:59:51

You need to write High-Street.org in marinara sauce or something as well!

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#20 2007-10-11 01:10:12

Dmtdust wrote:

You need to write High-Street.org in marinara sauce or something as well!

We will also accept Sweet and Sour, Tikki Masala, Chimchuri, or Honey Barbecue sauces.

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#21 2007-10-11 01:23:44

Yes please!

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#22 2007-10-11 08:27:21

Kim - we very much appreciate your initial effort.  But in order to get instructions for the secret handshake, as well as the really good stock tips, you're going to have to peel the onion.  If you must decorate, may I suggest a good bernaise.  Stay away from chutneys and curries.  Of course, I could always help with application of a rub.  When you're ready to turn the other cheek, I'd gladly give you a hand applying some Bad Byron's.

http://i21.tinypic.com/2ui7if9.jpg

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#23 2007-10-11 09:47:48

Yeah, kim, I'm sorry but we gotta have proof in the form of a High-Street.org mention somewhere in the pic of the condiment of your choice.

And Dusty is correct.  The shirt gots ta go.  Emily Strange has passed this test, Roger_That, Cherry Vanilla, tigerlily, George Orr and many others before you have paved the way for you and grape jelly.

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#24 2007-10-11 09:56:13

scsotdc wrote:

Yeah, kim, I'm sorry but we gotta have proof in the form of a High-Street.org mention somewhere in the pic of the condiment of your choice.

And Dusty is correct.  The shirt gots ta go.  Emily Strange has passed this test, Roger_That, Cherry Vanilla, tigerlily, George Orr and many others before you have paved the way for you and grape jelly.

RT?!?

PX PLZ THX

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#25 2007-10-11 10:09:11

scsotdc wrote:

Emily Strange has passed this test, Roger_That, Cherry Vanilla, tigerlily, George Orr and many others before you have paved the way for you and grape jelly.

Smitty shared her sweater-puppies?!  When was this?  Please re-post the pic!

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#26 2007-10-11 10:15:58

kim

i dont remember this either?
hmm its between butt rub or grape jelly at this point

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#27 2007-10-11 10:25:40

Someone post Em's "mounds of sauce" pic to give Kim an example. I just wiped the box, so I don't have a copy. 

Nice job scotty... good to see some of the old hands are still trollable.

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#28 2007-10-11 11:48:58

kim

Yes please, I need some help to get the creative flow going here

please post lots of "creative flow pictures" (picture thread - the best thread)

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#29 2007-10-11 11:52:49

Not Like This!

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#30 2007-10-11 12:05:34

http://cruel.storagelake.com/ssc22.gif

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