#2251 2012-12-10 22:04:57
Htom Sirveaux wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Htom Sirveaux wrote:
i hurt inside goober
halp me i have been having problems.Submit X-Rays for instant online prognosis.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R9koLY5zVWo/S … /screw.jpg
i have been have migraines migraines.
Gentlemen, this is the kitty thread where we post pictures and videos and stories about adorable, fuzzy little kitties, not drivel about your fucking headaches and identity crises. 
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#2252 2012-12-11 13:03:05
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#2257 2012-12-26 13:01:40
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#2258 2013-01-05 01:55:33
Correctional officers of the Prison in Arapiraca, captured a cat carrying saws, drills, headset, memory card, cell phone, batteries and a phone charger
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#2259 2013-01-05 10:48:44
fnord wrote:
Correctional officers of the Prison in Arapiraca, captured a cat carrying saws, drills, headset, memory card, cell phone, batteries and a phone charger
The cat was tried on seven counts of "aiding and abetting" in a Courtroom in and for the City and County of Los Angeles.
In a moment, the results of that trial.
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#2260 2013-01-05 13:28:16
fnord wrote:
Correctional officers of the Prison in Arapiraca, captured a cat carrying saws, drills, headset, memory card, cell phone, batteries and a phone charger
A bit more about the cat from the Toronto Sun.
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#2261 2013-01-05 17:46:40
#2262 2013-01-05 17:55:53
Yup. Talk to any wildlife biologist about feral cats. If they stuck to rodents it wouldn't matter that much, but all the little dickie-bird populations are already having a hard time surviving. People who release pets into the wild should be whipped through the town square. 
We have to face facts - cats are evil little fuckers.
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#2266 2013-01-09 01:38:41
Kitten Cam - Abandon Productivity All Ye Who Click Here!
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#2267 2013-01-09 03:54:33
Which brought to mind the old Cat Cam. I had to check. After 17 years, it's still on line.
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#2268 2013-01-10 19:04:05
A tip of the hat to Sofie, who isn't likely to stop by any time soon to post this picture. Also a barely perceptible nod to the MIA Tojo.
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#2269 2013-01-10 21:29:19
fnord wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/13_hypno_cat.jpg
A tip of the hat to Sofie, who isn't likely to stop by any time soon to post this picture. Also a barely perceptible nod to the MIA Tojo.
There's been way too much human mutilation and ugly porn lately, so I've made my visits more infrequent, but I'm not completely dead.
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#2270 2013-01-10 21:47:48
tojo2000 wrote:
There's been way too much human mutilation and ugly porn lately, so I've made my visits more infrequent, but I'm not completely dead.
I agree. Wilbur, you're on notice. I thought we resolved this 5 years ago. Cut it out, or find somewhere else to afflict.
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#2271 2013-01-10 23:35:16
choad wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
There's been way too much human mutilation and ugly porn lately, so I've made my visits more infrequent, but I'm not completely dead.
I agree. Wilbur, you're on notice. I thought we resolved this 5 years ago. Cut it out, or find somewhere else to afflict.
Really?
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#2272 2013-01-11 02:50:21
choad wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
There's been way too much human mutilation and ugly porn lately, so I've made my visits more infrequent, but I'm not completely dead.
I agree. Wilbur, you're on notice. I thought we resolved this 5 years ago. Cut it out, or find somewhere else to afflict.
Um...hmmm...I guess the banner I just uploaded isn't going to help. And while I can/will back off on the mutilation (unless the discussion revolves around the Israelis), ugly porn is in the eye of the beholder. I can/will go elsewhere if it's going to be a problem, because it's a big part of the enjoyment I get around here. If you tell me not to, you won't have to "put me on notice," because I'll be gone. And just so you can tell that I'm pouting, here are some ugly kitty-kats. 
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#2273 2013-01-11 03:45:34
I thought the only thing off limits was kiddy porn, for legal reasons. Since when did human mutilation and ugly porn become an issue? Especially since most of us despise the sheeple that infest this planet. I'd like to know when the Central Committee made this ruling and why, since I've been known to post gore and ugly porn.
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#2274 2013-01-11 04:42:54
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I thought the only thing off limits was kiddy porn, for legal reasons. Since when did human mutilation and ugly porn become an issue? Especially since most of us despise the sheeple that infest this planet. I'd like to know when the Central Committee made this ruling and why, since I've been known to post gore and ugly porn.
In fact, I will admit to a plethora of gore, today, and 'tis perhaps the quantity+frequency that hath brought down the royal wrath. I will desist unless pertinent, since I do realize, in my more sober moments, that it bothers the more thoughtful among us. I do love ugly porn, though - it's both cathartic of Scotty's plasticized beauties and a pleasant bodkin to one's adversary's brain. I do wish this discussion had not been in the cat thread. Choad - I admit everything else, but that one's your fault.
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#2275 2013-01-11 06:17:26
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
choad wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
There's been way too much human mutilation and ugly porn lately, so I've made my visits more infrequent, but I'm not completely dead.
I agree. Wilbur, you're on notice. I thought we resolved this 5 years ago. Cut it out, or find somewhere else to afflict.
Um...hmmm...I guess the banner I just uploaded isn't going to help. And while I can/will back off on the mutilation (unless the discussion revolves around the Israelis), ugly porn is in the eye of the beholder.
Our distaff beholders have mostly deserted, bludgeoned by hate, anger and ugly once too many. Or so I've heard.
Explain it for me, will you? How often can you rip the same paint peeling fart and think it's enlightening?
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#2276 2013-01-11 07:49:15
If you don't appreciate the darker edges of my malice, then you don't, and there's no explaining. I'll go away, at a wave of your hand, and you can have your ladies back. It's no huge skin off my nose, and I'd hate to think that I'm wasting my time and detracting from your environment. I can never, however, promise a bloody thing in regard to my behaviour. It's not in my nature, whatever that means.
(Edited to add cat.)
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#2277 2013-01-12 21:33:00
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#2278 2013-01-13 13:40:11
Dogs are man's best friend. Cats are man's adorable little serial killers.
(yes, domestic dogs will happily slaughter livestock and then go home with wagging tails and lolling tongues)
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#2280 2013-01-19 21:30:11
Every cat I have ever known has hated snow, except for one we had when I was a kid, who loved the shit out of the stuff...She behaved just like this cat.
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#2283 2013-01-30 04:49:59
The ultimate bonding act between a crazy cat lady and a cat!
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#2290 2013-02-10 10:29:08
I am now officially sick and tired of "grumpy cat". Please, The Internet. Can't we move on?
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#2291 2013-02-10 12:06:50
sigmoid freud wrote:
I am now officially sick and tired of "grumpy cat". Please, The Internet. Can't we move on?
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#2296 2013-02-17 13:35:18
fnord wrote:
Truly amazing. Thanks Fnord!
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#2297 2013-02-18 12:06:27
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#2298 2013-02-18 13:40:01
What's next, people locked in aquariums and fed by their pets?
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#2299 2013-02-18 15:33:06
choad wrote:
What's next, people locked in aquariums and fed by their pets?
I came across that pic while searching for something completely unrelated. It just creeped the hell out of me. I began imagining a chain of photo studios, in malls all around the country, where people bring their pets to have such fantasy photo montages made. So yeah, choad, I suppose if such businesses existed, heaven forefend, tropical fish owners with fevered minds would no doubt cart in their aquariums, and stand in line with the cat and dog owners.
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#2300 2013-02-18 16:03:27
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