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A 5 legged cat was recently spotted in Washington County of the Pittsburgh area in Pennsylvania. The black and white cat called "Baby Girl" was born with five legs as the result of inbreeding. Now the Washington Area Humane Society where the cat stays is asking for donations to cover the surgery that needs to remove the extra leg and another cripple one. Source: LocalNews8.com

GooberMcNutly wrote:

A 5 legged cat was recently spotted in Washington County of the Pittsburgh area in Pennsylvania. The black and white cat called "Baby Girl" was born with five legs as the result of inbreeding.

Cats aping their humans or is it the water out there?

Actually, it was a cheap knock off starring nobody you've heard of. I gave it two-and-a-half Cadenheads.

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Last edited by whiskytangofoxtrot (2008-05-24 19:58:00)

$These people are assholes, too.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

tits_matilda wrote:

$These people are assholes, too.

Tits. You seem a little grumpy this morning. Are you by any chance planning to bleed out your vagina soon?
(If so, would you send us the video?)

I don't know what her plans are, but I know that I personally have been planning for quite some time to bleed out of her vagina.  I just haven't found the right mechanism and the right way to broach the subject.

tojo2000 wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

tits_matilda wrote:

$These people are assholes, too.

Tits. You seem a little grumpy this morning. Are you by any chance planning to bleed out your vagina soon?
(If so, would you send us the video?)

I don't know what her plans are, but I know that I personally have been planning for quite some time to bleed out of her vagina.  I just haven't found the right mechanism and the right way to broach the subject.

Wilbur, your snow-angel collection has rotted your brain to the extent that these no-longer-precocious-readers-of-Asimov requesting $15 for a cat-whisker collector's certificate doesn't seem especially wrinkled, stinky, and crenulated.  SRSLY, look at some of what they've written.  This little page is just the open sore that crowns their underlying disease, a collection of word tumors they describe as "fantasy and mystery writing."  I don't think I could stand being around them long enough to even mildly piss them off;  I bet their CATS hate them, too.   Re bleeding out, see below.

Tojo, sorry if you've already made costly karmic arrangements, but I'm committed to supporting the pro-choice movement by having at least 2 abortions in states that restrict access to women exercising their right to choose.   If you want to bleed out of my vagina in chunks and strings, I may be able to cut you in on the deal.  I'll even take pictures of you arranged on/with your selection of coins or currency. 

My posts are generally short and terse.  When they get longer and more descriptive, the lava is too close to the surface.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Does he at least get to fuck you first?

Why on God's green earth (more like Ed Gein's earth) would anyone want to do that?  Do you have any idea what, after the inital struggle to restrain both parties, a simple act of insertion buys you a ticket to?  & Where's George O to remind you that this is the CAT THREAD? 

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

As for what insertion brings, I thought the answer to that was abortion...sweet, clean, liberating and cathartic abortion. Tojo's willing to help, and he doesn't care what you look like as long as nothing actually falls off (or out) while he's doing it to you. Also, he's handy around the house, and can fix your computer, if it needs any repairs.

Every single man I've banged in, oh, EVER, if they weren't already house-bound, has become significantly less functional, stable, and socially acceptable almost immediately afterwards.  It's like when I started fucking, I picked up something untreatable and now I'm assholism's version of Typhoid Mary.  I'm relatively capable of functioning, but as soon as I put some gravy on his fries, the guy I'm doing starts to lose it.  We're talking losing scholarships, just not going to work anymore and then starting to believe God is talking to him, getting thrown in Leavenworth, marrying a fat crippled girl for money (not me, I'm ambulatory if anything) then spawning a profoundly retarded child... and these are just the ones who are easy to describe.  There's not a happy ending in the bunch.  I now just go ahead and preselect recognized defectives.

So if Tojo wants to sign up for a ride on the slide to needing government help and a medical aide to help him make it to appointments, buy him a ticket.  I think he'd be happier as an aborted fetus hugging a kitty-cat coin.

tits_matilda wrote:

There's not a happy ending in the bunch.

It's not your fault. Coincidence tends to cluster. Nothing of mine has ever ended happily ever. But ah...the beginnings make it all worthwhile. I've watched girlfriends and wives became epileptic coke addicts, whores, and even real estate agents. But I'm not superstitious. If I can't see a direct causal link, it's not my fucking burden.

tits_matilda wrote:

So if Tojo wants to sign up for a ride on the slide to needing government help and a medical aide to help him make it to appointments, buy him a ticket.  I think he'd be happier as an aborted fetus hugging a kitty-cat coin.

Nah...he's down for the pussy.
Speaking of which, all the cats I've ever had have died, many of them hit by cars, so I guess my next kitty, a la you, Titsy, should look something like this:

or this:

tits_matilda wrote:

Link to YouTube page

I watched this first with the sound off, and consequently didn't realize that the cat is the one controlling the motion.  OMFG.

I recognize this couple from "Battlebots," which was one of my few never-miss TV shows when it was on air.  Their robot, Biohazard, was undefeated for two or three seasons running.  The man is a surgeon and pretty all-around amazing (obviously).

It's the cat's ass!  And harbles.



My husky calico is cracking farts left and right -- she was sitting on a desk that amplified them, looking pleased with herself, and now she's snuggled near me trying to gas me out.  Fuckin' pounce treats.

Last edited by tits_matilda (2008-05-26 17:15:25)

Alas, no actual recipe was provided.

Taint wrote:

Hey Choad, thanks for putting Cat Recipes back in the sticky file. Just imagine an obscene and/or violent cat photo here.

5/09/2008

Taint wrote:

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6199 … assmo7.jpg

I know how you feel, kitty.  But as Nieztsche famously said, "If you stare too long into a beer, the beer stares back."