High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / Best in Show

pALEPHx · 2007-10-11 12:09:26

Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle.

And because that's not quite cruel enough on its own, the runner-up:
Dog Saves Family From Fire Blamed On Cat

George Orr · 2007-10-11 12:30:44

I don't like dogs much, but that is offensive. I believe that is the cruelest thing I've ever seen done to a poor defenseless dog. Send that woman to jail immediately.

Re your news article: The family goes to sleep with a lit kerosene lantern in the garage, and then they have the gall to blame the cat for the fire?! Send them all to jail immediately.

pALEPHx · 2007-10-11 14:32:54

That woman has shown both her hair and her children's bedsheets no mercy, so why expect her to stop at the family pet? I'll bet she has no teeth. PS: It's always the cat's fault.

headkicker_girl · 2007-10-11 20:34:22

George Orr wrote:
I don't like dogs much, but that is offensive. I believe that is the cruelest thing I've ever seen done to a poor defenseless dog. Send that woman to jail immediately.

Re your news article: The family goes to sleep with a lit kerosene lantern in the garage, and then they have the gall to blame the cat for the fire?! Send them all to jail immediately.

The dog is awesome. Dogs will sit still for that shit and love the attention...now if she'd done that to a cat, that would indeed be cruel.

And speaking of cats, I had the same thougts about the lantern. I think the cat was just trying to do Darwin's work.

fnord · 2007-10-11 20:41:56

headkicker_girl wrote:
The dog is awesome. Dogs will sit still for that shit and love the attention...

Yes, dogs are eager to please, which makes it extremely cruel and fucked up when the humans they adore do something like this.

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opsec · 2007-10-11 20:50:53

headkicker_girl wrote:
I think the cat was just trying to do Darwin's work.

As cats will do. Similar to my past girlfriends, cats only pretend to want your love to get you to operate the damned can opener. Fail that and there is no end to the torment.

Roger_That · 2007-10-11 22:12:56

Holy shit! That dog is fucking insanely ugly. Fitting that it's a poodle. I hate poodles.

Yes, it is *ALWAYS* the cat's fault... I should know, I have Satan's Spawn in Cat Form...

opsec · 2007-10-11 22:33:19

Semi is survived by Leopold, an orange monster who weighed 23 lbs when I met him. Much to his consternation he's down to 17 due to a rigorous campaign of not feeding him, kicking his ass outdoors, and looking at him lustfully (the cat *can* run when he needs to).

Don't cry for me... from what I understand, some local shelter stuck poor RT with a lion cub, and she's in denial.