#1 2008-03-09 15:58:56

John Denver's music has finally actually killed people.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/core/Content … e=5&page=0

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#2 2008-03-09 16:16:08

What?....  No American GI's around?

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#3 2008-03-09 16:21:56

MSG Tripps wrote:

What?....  No American GI's around?

They were outside, pitching puppies.

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#4 2008-03-09 16:28:28

Taint wrote:

They were outside, pitching puppies.

Hey funny from Fayetteville.

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#5 2008-03-10 07:01:31

Weenus Chumkamnerd

Well, no wonder, with a name like that...

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#6 2008-03-10 23:02:55

Lurker wrote:

Weenus Chumkamnerd

Well, no wonder, with a name like that...

I was wondering if anyone else noticed he was named after elbow-flap skin.

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#7 2008-03-10 23:53:12

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

Lurker wrote:

Weenus Chumkamnerd

Well, no wonder, with a name like that...

I was wondering if anyone else noticed he was named after elbow-flap skin.

actually, Weenus is a wimpy version of peenus...

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#8 2008-03-11 00:11:38

My favorite line:

"He said he was so furious with their awful singing that he did not notice he had murdered his own brother-in-law."

OK. That's Pissed.

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#9 2008-03-11 00:25:06

Lurker wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

Lurker wrote:


Well, no wonder, with a name like that...

I was wondering if anyone else noticed he was named after elbow-flap skin.

actually, Weenus is a wimpy version of peenus...

Not according to my daughter when she was in seventh grade!

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#10 2008-03-11 18:11:42

It says he works as a "rubber tapper". Anyone know what the fuck that is?

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#11 2008-03-11 18:22:35

Bigcat wrote:

It says he works as a "rubber tapper". Anyone know what the fuck that is?

Natural rubber is tapped from a tree, like maple syrup.

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#12 2008-03-11 20:01:03

sofaking wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

It says he works as a "rubber tapper". Anyone know what the fuck that is?

Natural rubber is tapped from a tree, like maple syrup.

Yeah Cat, only ya don't put it on yer pancakes....

WTF wrote:

Not according to my daughter when she was in seventh grade!

Kids....

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