#1 2007-10-12 11:31:20

i wish i could smack some sense in2ya

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#2 2007-10-12 11:36:05

Hoozah! A new troll! Let the party begin! Go fuck yourself.

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#3 2007-10-12 11:39:02

Niggers are the scourge of society.

Niggers ain't shit but bitch and hoes...

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!

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#4 2007-10-12 11:39:19

Oh and Fags are dirty disease ridden cock suckers.

DIE FAGS DIE!

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#5 2007-10-12 11:43:08

Roger, you're so sweet. Has your hand healed enough to dig the maggots out of your festering snatch yet, or are you still enjoying the sensation too much to do anything about it?

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#6 2007-10-12 11:43:20

faggy niggers??  or niggery fags??  and where does Ann Coulter fit into all of this?

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#7 2007-10-12 11:46:41

Emmeran wrote:

faggy niggers??  or niggery fags??  and where does Ann Coulter fit into all of this?

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#8 2007-10-12 11:57:21

Thanks for making me put a disclaimer on my previous post, Taint:

** Baiting Trolls **

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#9 2007-10-12 12:05:26

I hereby apologize to any Giant African Snails I may have offended.

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#10 2007-10-12 12:06:34

Roger, I hope this doesn't mean I have to take back my comments. After all, if you can't insult the ones you love, who can you insult?

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#11 2007-10-12 12:22:33

HEY, Jimmy Hendrix was a nigger

There are no bad words - only bad people.

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#12 2007-10-12 12:29:01

What an awful thing to say Taint!  RT has impeccable hygiene, and is quite capable of digging the maggots out with her left hand.

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#13 2007-10-12 13:14:49

DoucheEllington wrote:

HEY, Jimmy Hendrix was a nigger.

Jesus Christ and Grandma, too!

And BTW, it's Jimi Hendrix, you stupid nigger faggot.

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#14 2007-10-12 13:30:29

Bandying about the word nigger without any actual black people to offend seems somewhat cowardly.  We have plenty of picklechuggers, roo-fuckers and limeys, but we need more racial diversity... some wetbacks, gooks, dotheads, camel jockeys, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys would also be good.

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#15 2007-10-12 13:32:04

George Orr wrote:

Jesus Christ and Grandma, too!

And BTW, it's Jimi Hendrix, you stupid nigger faggot.

Hey thanks, you nappi-headed cockmunching queerbait jigaboo!  I'm gonna go oil my scalp.  Realli.

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#16 2007-10-12 13:39:11

It's a good thing I knew what I signed up for, you merciless bitches. http://www.xmere.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/coffee2.gif

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#17 2007-10-12 13:47:07

You know, I grew up in the South and I was almost 23 years old before I knew they were called Brazil Nuts.  Go figure.

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#18 2007-10-12 13:53:08

opsec wrote:

Bandying about the word nigger without any actual black people to offend seems somewhat cowardly.  We have plenty of picklechuggers, roo-fuckers and limeys, but we need more racial diversity... some wetbacks, gooks, dotheads, camel jockeys, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys would also be good.

Herro, think of a Zero Bar.  I'll bring some of my less-octaroon pals by, too.

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#19 2007-10-12 14:21:31

So what's worse than finding a dead nigger baby in a dumpster?






Losing your watch.

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#20 2007-10-12 14:26:55

DoucheEllington wrote:

Herro, think of a Zero Bar.  I'll bring some of my less-octaroon pals by, too.

So you're an inverted Oreo with a bad Japanese accent?  Now if I knew your sex, I could build a mental picture.

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#21 2007-10-12 14:28:03

Roger_That wrote:

Thanks for making me put a disclaimer on my previous post, Taint:

** MasterBaiting Trolls **

Fixed.

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#22 2007-10-12 14:31:22

opsec wrote:

Bandying about the word nigger without any actual black people to offend seems somewhat cowardly.  We have plenty of picklechuggers, roo-fuckers and limeys, but we need more racial diversity... some wetbacks, gooks, dotheads, camel jockeys, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys would also be good.

You're right.  Anyone else ever stop to think the only two black people Cruel ever managed to bring into the open was a conservative and one claiming to be a lawyer?  How fucked up is that?

Last edited by scsotdc (2007-10-12 14:31:53)

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#23 2007-10-12 14:32:26

kim

whosa - are you talking about nigger toes?

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#24 2007-10-12 14:36:32

Can I say Puta? Is that ok?

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#25 2007-10-12 14:38:44

opsec wrote:

Bandying about the word nigger without any actual black people to offend seems somewhat cowardly.  We have plenty of picklechuggers, roo-fuckers and limeys, but we need more racial diversity... some wetbacks, gooks, dotheads, camel jockeys, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys would also be good.

Hey I'm nappy headed - does that count for something?

If not I'll just stick with mildly homophobic rapidly aging red-neck drunk.

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#26 2007-10-12 14:41:08

whosasailorthen wrote:

You know, I grew up in the South and I was almost 23 years old before I knew they were called Brazil Nuts.  Go figure.

Thanks for my first lol of the day.
(Let's not tell the Yanquis & foreigners what we're talking about, okay?)

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#27 2007-10-12 14:41:43

Emmeran wrote:

opsec wrote:

Bandying about the word nigger without any actual black people to offend seems somewhat cowardly.  We have plenty of picklechuggers, roo-fuckers and limeys, but we need more racial diversity... some wetbacks, gooks, dotheads, camel jockeys, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys would also be good.

Hey I'm nappy headed - does that count for something?

It counts for being a manimal descendant of race traitors.

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#28 2007-10-12 14:47:31

Taint wrote:

Roger, I hope this doesn't mean I have to take back my comments. After all, if you can't insult the ones you love, who can you insult?

Nope, Just wanted to be clear.

Insult away...you fucking puckerstar poo pusher.

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#29 2007-10-12 14:48:56

whosasailorthen wrote:

You know, I grew up in the South and I was almost 23 years old before I knew they were called Brazil Nuts.  Go figure.

HA!  I had the reverse experience.  I didn't know they were called Nigger Toes until I was about 30...

That name is much better than Brazil nuts.

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#30 2007-10-12 14:53:54

opsec wrote:

So you're an inverted Oreo with a bad Japanese accent?  Now if I knew your sex, I could build a mental picture.

Oh sure, as long as you don't use it to masturbate your dog to - the lazi, thieving submissive visual cracker with several speech impediments is a pretti hot look over on Suicide Girls.  I do admit to a fondness for looting.

Hey, did Oprah start this thread?

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#31 2007-10-12 14:54:44

Roger_That wrote:

That name is much better than Brazil nuts.

Either way, they're not a pleasant culinary experience.  I've always found them to be too oily (the Brazil nut, that is). 

You'd probably have to put a gun to my head to get me near someone's toes, negroid or otherwise.

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#32 2007-10-12 15:26:24

Hey, speaking of dot-heads... it that thing really a 'BRS' to reset them, or is it just a chronically red spot resulting from folks shoving their thumbs into their forehead and saying "Get the fuck outta here!"?

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#33 2007-10-12 15:30:54

Roger_That wrote:

Thanks for making me put a disclaimer on my previous post, Taint:

** Baiting Trolls **

Fuck, there's no such thing as bad language of any description. If vulgar words are offensive to tender ears, this is not the dainty place for them.

Bad grammar and poor expression, though, are punishable by death, George or Fnord. Whichever is worse.

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#34 2007-10-12 15:37:50

.
Overdose?

http://www.corporatehumor.net/images/Fatal_Overdose.jpg

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#35 2007-10-12 15:41:05

Nifty cupholder

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck_1.jpg

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#36 2007-10-12 15:41:51

...so... as an amazing coincidence and intersection of worlds, I happened to look up and right there on CNN was this in the ticker:

Coon Wounded

Now, I'm askin' - is it "As a Coon wounded four people" or "Asa Coon wounded four people"?

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#37 2007-10-12 16:30:42

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Hey I'm nappy headed - does that count for something?

It counts for being a manimal descendant of race traitors.

oddly enough I'm just boring old euro-trash, grandpa came over between the wars and such - Bavarian through and through.

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#38 2007-10-12 16:45:29

sic

opsec wrote:

Bandying about the word nigger without any actual black people to offend seems somewhat cowardly.  We have plenty of picklechuggers, roo-fuckers and limeys, but we need more racial diversity... some wetbacks, gooks, dotheads, camel jockeys, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys would also be good.

Hey what about micks?  As a proud American of Irish heritage we need more of eh feckin' micks about!

http://i20.tinypic.com/168x751.gif

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#39 2007-10-12 17:02:30

opsec wrote:

Bandying about the word nigger without any actual black people to offend seems somewhat cowardly.  We have plenty of picklechuggers, roo-fuckers and limeys, but we need more racial diversity... some wetbacks, gooks, dotheads, camel jockeys, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys would also be good.

Well, I suppose I could take up my former roll as the fake token black at Cruel.com and be the fake token black here.  I just wish I'd know my services would be needed again before I went and had my cock re-shortened.

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#40 2007-10-12 18:35:52

Zookeeper wrote:

opsec wrote:

Bandying about the word nigger without any actual black people to offend seems somewhat cowardly.  We have plenty of picklechuggers, roo-fuckers and limeys, but we need more racial diversity... some wetbacks, gooks, dotheads, camel jockeys, and cheese-eating surrender monkeys would also be good.

Well, I suppose I could take up my former roll as the fake token black at Cruel.com and be the fake token black here.  I just wish I'd know my services would be needed again before I went and had my cock re-shortened.

My friend who supplied us with  the most excellent Hitler/Notorious BIG rap is black, and she's a member here. She is the most hysterically funny person evar. Evar, I tell you.

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#41 2007-10-12 19:28:21

I'm 1/2 Drunken Mick and Prairie Nigger... What fun

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/c/cc/Wrong_location_nigger.jpg

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#42 2007-10-12 20:15:20

Dreadw0lf wrote:

I'm 1/2 Drunken Mick and Prairie Nigger... What fun

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/im … nigger.jpg

So that means you eat fried chicken with 40s of Guiness.

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#43 2007-10-12 20:25:10

headkicker_girl wrote:

Dreadw0lf wrote:

I'm 1/2 Drunken Mick and Prairie Nigger... What fun

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/im … nigger.jpg

So that means you eat fried chicken with 40s of Guiness.

Not quite.  Prairie Nigger=Indian

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#44 2007-10-12 20:33:58

fnord wrote:

Not quite.  Prairie Nigger=Indian

Thank you.  I've learned something new today.  When I lived in Minnesota, we just called them drunks.

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#45 2007-10-12 21:17:09

Oh, I fucking died with that picture and heading.  I needed that!

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#46 2007-10-12 21:33:09

George Orr wrote:

DoucheEllington wrote:

HEY, Jimmy Hendrix was a nigger.

Jesus Christ and Grandma, too!

And BTW, it's Jimi Hendrix, you stupid nigger faggot.

Not Grandma, silly,  Rimbaud, now who's the stupid nigger faggot?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rimbaud

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#47 2007-10-12 21:53:30

Lurker wrote:

Not Grandma, silly,  Rimbaud, now who's the stupid nigger faggot?

You're the stupid nigger faggot, you stupid etc.

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#48 2007-10-12 22:51:30

Looks like Fnord night here at the cineplex and while MC Dhal is apparently indisposed...

Frank Zappa, Nigger Business

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#50 2007-10-13 00:05:57

"Nigger" is a word, like fag, wop, greaser, shrimp, okie, on and on. It's the attitude behind the word that matters, and you can communicate in perfectly respectable language and still be quite the intolerant,hateful, xenophobic, first-up-against-the-wall-when-the-revolution-comes closet fnordian.


And not even realize it: http://www.nndb.com/people/635/000022569/

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