#1 2008-04-07 21:53:16
Salutations, Ladies - Wilber's come in from the cold to enquire politely as to
the various viscosities of today's vaginal weepings (tears of purest spinnbarkeit?)
Speaking of which, this'll juice up your love-joint (for jebus): http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?v … 0c99bff671
(Can't remember how to post the fucking thing properly - somebody g'head if somebody care.)
Anyone who can watch more than 60 seconds of that should probably be turned over to Taint
and Penix for a 12-hour gay-gape-extravaganza, but try to hang in there for at least a few bars
of the glorious Gregorian Nigger Chant.
And btw, I'm sorry about the misleading topic title...no wait...I'm not.
Nice talking to you, maybe.
WCL
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#2 2008-04-07 21:57:33
Holy Fucking Fuck! That was pure genius, against my better judgment, I must say welcome back, Licker.
BTW, Pale is gone....
edit, no, I have not seen that vid before....
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#3 2008-04-07 22:08:13
Oh fuck is this older than the hills...
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#4 2008-04-07 22:20:35
So Dusty, can I give him this?
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#5 2008-04-07 22:21:55
Dmtdust wrote:
Oh fuck is this older than the hills...
Yeah fuck you, too, Busty.
Let's sort this out across the 49th. I'll bring my bird-gun and shoot the grouse out of your ass.
Thanks Lurky, but don't get too friendly, I'm homophobic AND bad tempered.
Speaking of which, this place has become a fucking daisy-chain. Should change the name to gethighandsuckup.com.
Where's the hatred?
Where's the bile?
Have you all succumbed to old age?
Has life ground you to a collection of inoffensive nubs?
FIND SOMEONE TO HATE - FAST!
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#6 2008-04-07 22:26:09
I WANT MY FUCKING VAGINA SPIDERS, BITCH!
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#7 2008-04-07 22:28:44
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Thanks Lurky, but don't get too friendly, I'm homophobic AND bad tempered.
you silly ofey,...why doncha don the nice new bonnet I gave you and swish on over to the Queer-Bait thread and liven things up a bit....ya know ya wanna...if it helps, I hate you...like I said...against my better judgment.
BTW, here's somethin' for you to lick on....
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#8 2008-04-07 22:37:19
Damn, Wilber, you're back with a bang. The fuck you been anyway?
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#9 2008-04-07 22:51:47
George Orr wrote:
Damn, Wilber, you're back with a bang. The fuck you been anyway?
Sleeping with his close cousins, as usual.
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#10 2008-04-07 22:53:41
The prodigal son returns.
Hullo, Wiiiiiilbuur.
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#11 2008-04-07 22:59:22
tojo2000 wrote:
I WANT MY FUCKING VAGINA SPIDERS, BITCH!
My apologies for the itching sensation you might be experiencing this moment, ladies.
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#12 2008-04-07 23:26:18
lechero wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
I WANT MY FUCKING VAGINA SPIDERS, BITCH!
http://bp2.blogger.com/_cc4ZGB4oREo/Rhw … rclamp.jpg
My apologies for the itching sensation you might be experiencing this moment, ladies.
I know it's my fault for doubting rule 34, but if I had any idea, I would never have said that. I'm going to go take a shower and wash the dirty off.
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#13 2008-04-08 01:21:58
Whatsamatter, Wilbur? You back on your meds? And why are you posting old-Cruel era stuff?
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#14 2008-04-08 02:18:16
Lurker wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Thanks Lurky, but don't get too friendly, I'm homophobic AND bad tempered.
you silly ofey,...why doncha don the nice new bonnet I gave you and swish on over to the Queer-Bait thread and liven things up a bit....ya know ya wanna...if it helps, I hate you...like I said...against my better judgment.
BTW, here's somethin' for you to lick on....http://b.imagehost.org/0414/046.jpg
whats with the censorship? He deserves it.
Here in B.C., at least in the backwoods, you're not a man if you haven't had a lick of roadbeaver. Conversely, many attractive women discover intense sexual pleasure from the simple act of dying in an out-of-the-way place for "the boys" to find. That's the way it is here. Where you live, it's probably different. After a certain age, of course, the palate grows weary of insipid flavours, and one tends to dig deeper for gamier game. Where I live, the young are employed by the old to fetch mouthfuls of Aquae Mortae from the Fountain of Mung.
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#15 2008-04-08 02:26:56
Holy God, someone putting effort into their posts! Have we come to this?
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#16 2008-04-08 02:28:47
George Orr wrote:
Damn, Wilber, you're back with a bang. The fuck you been anyway?
I've been cataloguing rape/scat/rape-scat/scat-rape and raped scat photos for the Canadian Council of Scat Rape.
Seeing as we're not currently prosecuting any wars of conquest, we spend our time improving the moral and intellectual lot of our fellow humid beings. Speaking of which, where's Roger? Months ago (when I left for "personal reasons") she promised that if I came back she'd show us all three of her reportedly stupendous tits.
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#17 2008-04-08 02:47:37
Taint wrote:
Whatsamatter, Wilbur? You back on your meds? And why are you posting old-Cruel era stuff?
Really, sweetie, I wouldn't be talking shit about "old-Cruel era stuff" if I were you. I mean, have you looked in the mirror lately?
As for meds, if you've got some to share I will accept them with beaming Buddha-like grace. Especially if you live in Vancouver, Canada, and are willing to deliver. That goes for ANYBODY who has prescription drugs they would like to give me, especially if they live in Vancouver, Canada, and are willing to deliver. That goes double for ANY WOMEN, DEAD OR ALIVE, who have prescription drugs they would like to give me, especially if they live in Vancouver, Canada, and are willing to deliver.
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#18 2008-04-08 02:49:54
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Holy God, someone putting effort into their posts! Have we come to this?
Effort?
What effort?
I don't need your stinking effort.
I bugger your dog and puke on his back.
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#19 2008-04-08 03:26:59
Oh, pooks, it really is you. Welcome back, snookie.
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#20 2008-04-08 09:40:21
I bugger your dog and puke on his back.
Please post the video. You don't hang out on East hastings do you? It is a nice neighborhood. Plenty of sharp objects to prick your interest. My guess is it won't be a highlight for the Olympic tour buses.
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#21 2008-04-08 16:07:48
Fled wrote:
I bugger your dog and puke on his back.
Please post the video. You don't hang out on East hastings do you? It is a nice neighborhood. Plenty of sharp objects to prick your interest. My guess is it won't be a highlight for the Olympic tour buses.
East Hastings is the preterite heart of zombie Vancouver. I go there from time to time, fill the old boiler with wah tip, then ambulate along the avenue to a pleasant bench in scenic pigeon park. The whores, poor girls, are strong on hospitality; more generous, beyond doubt, than the tight-fleshed cunt-wrappers armed with SUVs who infest the once idyllic stable lands where I reside. In the wee s h of the m, on skid row, you may procure a blowjob, unwrapped, with a companionable toke thrown in for free, for as few as fifteen of her Majesty's dollars. And if you like heroin, Fled...well...that same inexpensive and scabrous but very human and semen-perfumed daughter will run a little chore for you, and even give you firsties on the needle. Without East Hastings, without Skid Row, this city would freeze beneath the smug indifference of WASP and asian worker-drones. As for the Olympics, we who were born in Vancouver are praying to Allah for a miracle.
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#22 2008-04-08 16:44:50
A very pleasant narrative you provide of the delights of the old neighborhood, where broken works, carbon-covered bottle caps, hood-eyed wraiths and little puddles of vomit favor the passer-by. I have approached it many times on the roll down hill from Burnaby where I used to visit from time to time, and it is fitting to strike into the heart of commercial success through a corridor of decadence. (Burnaby is such an idyllic and pointless little place.) My impression is that crystal is quite popular there, and judging by the skeletal apparitions I think it must be so.
I recall reading about a particularly nasty pig farmer who recruited some of the local talent to visit his ranch, all in the guise of establishing some sort of night club, where he did some fairly exotic work on them. I cannot remember his name, but would like to read up on him again. No story is too dark if the light is left on.
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#23 2008-04-08 17:24:13
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Oh fuck is this older than the hills...
Yeah fuck you, too, Busty.
Let's sort this out across the 49th. I'll bring my bird-gun and shoot the grouse out of your ass.
Thanks Lurky, but don't get too friendly, I'm homophobic AND bad tempered.
Speaking of which, this place has become a fucking daisy-chain. Should change the name to gethighandsuckup.com.
Where's the hatred?
Where's the bile?
Have you all succumbed to old age?
Has life ground you to a collection of inoffensive nubs?
FIND SOMEONE TO HATE - FAST!
I did my best with hatred and bile but it makes people cry and threaten to torch your account and shit like that.Welcome back.
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#24 2008-04-08 17:31:30
Fled wrote:
A very pleasant narrative you provide of the delights of the old neighborhood, where broken works, carbon-covered bottle caps, hood-eyed wraiths and little puddles of vomit favor the passer-by. I have approached it many times on the roll down hill from Burnaby where I used to visit from time to time, and it is fitting to strike into the heart of commercial success through a corridor of decadence. (Burnaby is such an idyllic and pointless little place.) My impression is that crystal is quite popular there, and judging by the skeletal apparitions I think it must be so.
At times Burnaby reminds me of Vancouver before Expo '86, the seminal stupidity that proudly exposed Vancouver's clean, green quietude to the hungry eyes of the filthy human world. Everything is fucked now, beyond repair. Our sleepy city is jagged on coke and caffeine, its residents shit toxins down each others throats. The air, once pure, now smells of incessant foreign discharge. Our universities, once sleepy jewels of higher education, have been forged by evil bureaucrats into indiscriminate hives for the production of soulless worker drones. Our asians, once a lovely and appreciated mosaic at the heart of town, have been replaced by foreign hordes of the usual barbarity - their rapacity, religiosity and disgusting fecundity are destroying the last of the world's serenity. There is no return. Ashes to ashes, shit to shit. I am happy to be closer to death than birth.
Fled wrote:
I recall reading about a particularly nasty pig farmer who recruited some of the local talent to visit his ranch, all in the guise of establishing some sort of night club, where he did some fairly exotic work on them. I cannot remember his name, but would like to read up on him again. No story is too dark if the light is left on.
You could read the inane and timid press on Wily Picton, or you could go here and see what our best and brightest have to say.
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#25 2008-04-08 18:48:49
A cheerful vision, a bright future indeed. One can join the sewer rats, roll in the bottom of the fetid stenching dumpster where mankind defecates just so that it has something with which to play, or, on the other hand, one can wreck what little mind one may have left on a gumbo of soul eating drugs, joining nobody at all except the decrepit ephemera that pass for ideas and fantasies in one's own head. There may be a third alternative, but it escapes me just now. I am sorry indeed that such decay has inhabited the city on Burrard Inlet. One thing you can say for the fair citizens there, they do not love the United States.
Yes, Picton it was. And quite a specimen. I appreciate the comment about feeding to alligators that are not too hungry.
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#26 2008-04-08 19:37:47
WCLicker wrote:
...one tends to dig for gamier game
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#27 2008-04-08 20:25:40
Fled wrote:
One thing you can say for the fair citizens there, they do not love the United States.
The business-drones know who butters their mouldy bread, but the rest of us gather along the 49th parallel and piss in every
southward trending river. For all the good it will do, we keep weapons in our closets against the day the Yankees cross the border. Despite their ignorance, their religiosity, and the indiscriminate nature of their violence, many of us admire the tenacity of the Iraqi freedom-fighters, and silently catalogue their tactics in preparation for the future. Soon, British Columbia's phenomenal water resource will mean more than oil does today. Will Americans hesitate to cross the border? (Do they hesitate to cross the sea?) We see the writing on the border-wall: civilized behaviour has been weighed in the balance, numbered and found wanting. Those who praise the gods of gold, silver, brass, iron and wood (not to mention oil, wheat and water) have no compunction. We expect them. Not this decade, but the next. We cannot win, but we can poison our waters, hide in the rainforest, and keep files in our pockets for notching our guns. In the face of invasion, everything is fair.
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#28 2008-04-08 21:09:19
You are a paranoid fuck, aren't ya? Not to mention a windbag....
You may want to worry about the new America...China
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#29 2008-04-08 21:46:58
Lurker wrote:
You are a paranoid fuck, aren't ya? Not to mention a windbag....
You may want to worry about the new America...China
Nobody can piss that far.
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#30 2008-04-08 22:33:03
I'm sure clit licker couldn't...seeing as his nom de guerre is regarding his tongue...small penis, big mouth...
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#31 2008-04-09 00:54:14
"BTW, Pale is gone...."
OOOOOOOOOH. More info, please.
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#32 2008-04-09 05:46:18
Lurker wrote:
I'm sure clit licker couldn't...seeing as his nom de guerre is regarding his tongue...small penis, big mouth...
Could you express yourself in a more grammatically naive or stylistically awkward way?
Methinks not. Your grammar reveals your mind, which is mickle muddy, murky-lurky.
Almost as an aside, does turning "cuntlicker" into "clit licker" somehow demean me?
Well...no. It only exposes your lack of coherent imagination.
And your logic...or lack thereof...astounds me.
Let's examine your assertions, and the conjunctions, implied or otherwise, that connect them:
A: I can't piss as far as China
- because
B: my name "is regarding" my tongue
- and (implied dependency on B)
C: I have a small penis and a big mouth
I like smart faggots like Taint and Penix (may Jesus bugger their unholy gay souls in Hell).
Penix might have been as contentious, long-winded and boring as a narcissistic Jew-fag, but almost all of his tantrums at minimum passed the test for logical validity. Taint, also an avowed bum-troubler, is less argumentative, less green-behind-the-ears, and far less annoying. He permeates his letters with violet-scented irony and incisive comments - he's almost an American Quentin Crisp. You, on the other hand, are a slack-jawed sphincter-yokel. You dribble cum-shit on your readers, then bounce around like the-puppy-nobody-wants craving pats-on-the-head, biscuits, or any sort of attention.
That's enough. I flatter you by even noticing your existence. My bet: you're a skaggy little bottom, desperate for chastisement from a real man. Well, you've had your allotment from me. Hope you enjoyed it.
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#33 2008-04-09 16:28:45
Montecore wrote:
"BTW, Pale is gone...."
OOOOOOOOOH. More info, please.
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Lurker has been picking up the slack in quantity but, as WCL points out, not in quality.
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#34 2008-04-09 17:26:10
I don't always pay the closest attention but, I was under the impression that Lurkey and Penix were the same person. Not true?
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#35 2008-04-09 17:28:36
Bigcat wrote:
I don't always pay the closest attention but, I was under the impression that Lurkey and Penix were the same person. Not true?
If I recall Lurker and pALEPHx had a bit of a row over on his site, and there was talk of banning, so if Lurker's a sock puppet he's an old one.
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#36 2008-04-09 18:44:43
Montecore wrote:
"BTW, Pale is gone...."
OOOOOOOOOH. More info, please.
He may be able to post again soon.
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#37 2008-04-09 18:53:24
Wasn't Crystal Lake the scene of the Friday the 13th movies?
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#38 2008-04-09 19:02:25
tojo2000 wrote:
Wasn't Crystal Lake the scene of the Friday the 13th movies?
Not the one in Illinois.
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#39 2008-04-09 19:39:35
WCLicker... good to see you're still sharp and alive. Don't mind Lurker, he's just here to make all the gay posters wince in shame.
Hi tits and welcome. I assume you're familiar with the tradition and await a picture of the glorious Aussie Twins.
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#40 2008-04-09 20:09:31
opsec wrote:
... and await a picture of the glorious Aussie Twins.
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#41 2008-04-09 20:27:51
Damned impressive, tits. I've decided to worship you from a safe distance.
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#42 2008-04-09 20:32:02
opsec wrote:
Don't mind Lurker, he's just here to make all the gay posters wince in shame.
Yup, that's my job....this is for you, opsec....
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#43 2008-04-09 20:52:30
I like the Bulgarian Paula
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#44 2008-04-09 21:05:25
tojo2000 wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I don't always pay the closest attention but, I was under the impression that Lurkey and Penix were the same person. Not true?
If I recall Lurker and pALEPHx had a bit of a row over on his site, and there was talk of banning, so if Lurker's a sock puppet he's an old one.
No, I only posted once or twice. The "row" occurred because I called his site a "pissy fag" site....here, on HS. Haven't been back since. The talk of banning was MY suggestion. If he hasn't deleted my account yet, any one of you can go there and log on as me, and have your way with PeniX...The name is "sinistral" and the pword is the same....go for it.
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#45 2008-04-09 21:41:03
So you were the "hero" that chased the competing faggot off. Well done.
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#46 2008-04-09 21:43:24
MSG Tripps wrote:
So you were the "hero" that chased the competing faggot off. Well done.
No, I was referring to myself not going back to Pale's site...though I'm sure I had something to do with his departure from HS...
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#47 2008-04-09 21:57:19
I am a bit confused? Who is the alpha faggot?
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#48 2008-04-09 22:05:07
MSG Tripps wrote:
I am a bit confused? Who is the alpha faggot?
whomever has their dick in your mouth.....
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#49 2008-04-09 22:08:30
Lurker wrote:
whomever has their dick in your mouth.....
That is seriously pitiful.
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