whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner.

Okay.  I've spent some time around a considerable number of women, and I can attest that when one needs a tampon in her anus, she is NOT having her period "in the usual manner."

You need to do a bit of fact checking before you make such statements.

tojo2000 wrote:

fnord, you really need to do some more reading if you think that a rectovaginal fistula is the usual manner in which women have their period.

Good God, develop a sense of humor will you?  I realize this isn’t normal, though it appears to be common in the Turd World, where Milagros Rios probably came from.

sofaking wrote:

Tampons. Is there anything they can't do?

This confuses me.

Anyone who's ever dealt with tampons knows that as soon as they get wet, they swell up.  Soaking a tampon in liquid before insertion would make it mighty messy to say the least, and, depending on how saturated the tampon was, impossible.

I just don't think this is feasible--although both alcoholics and teenage girls are known to go to ridiculous and desperate lengths to get what they want.

I also suspect that vodka in my cha-cha would sting like the dickens.

Last edited by George Orr (2008-04-11 19:51:37)

fnord wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

fnord wrote:

Good God, develop a sense of humor will you?  I realize this isn’t normal, though it appears to be common in the Turd World, where Milagros Rios probably came from.

I do have a sense of humor, and it compelled me to make fun of you.

No, this doesn’t show humor, it shows a knee-jerk programmed response to perceived racism that is motivated by guilt over your own racist thoughts and actions.

Maybe it's your perceived perception of my perceived racism reacting to guilt over...oh, nevermind.

George Orr wrote:

sofaking wrote:

Tampons. Is there anything they can't do?

This confuses me.

Anyone who's ever dealt with tampons knows that as soon as they get wet, they swell up.  Soaking a tampon in liquid before insertion would make it mighty messy to say the least, and, depending on how saturated the tampon was, impossible.

Again, speaking as a man living in a home with a surfeit of women, I would just guess that the tampons in question would not be OB, or Tampax, but probably Playtex-types, with the plastic applicators.  That would tend to constrain the expansion somewhat better than no applicator or cardboard, allowing for insertion of the marinated tampon...

[Jesus Christ...can we spot the man on the thread sent out to the store at 11 at night on emergency tampon runs?]

George Orr wrote:

plastic applicators

Ah, yes--the Tampax Pearl, the Lexus of rag-on products.

*keels over and dies laughing*

The thing I use has more potential for the administration of alcohol than a tampon, but I don't suppose many cholitas use them.

sofaking wrote:

The thing I use has more potential for the administration of alcohol than a tampon

Oh!  I gotta question for you!

*EASILY QUEASED MALES SHOULD LEAVE NOW.  GO LOOK AT THE PORN OR SOMETHING.  THANK YOU.*

It's a moot question for me now, since Big Medicine Took My Uterus Away; but before that I was intrigued by The Cup and bought some of the disposable type.  They worked great.  They were comfortable, no problem to insert, no leaks, I could wear it all day.

I used three and threw the rest of 'em away, because...

How the fuck do you get 'em out without spillage?

The first one was truly awful--it looked like Jack the Ripper had visited my bathroom and I was hours cleaning up the spatter.  Dexter Morgan would have had a field day.  I stood in the shower to remove the other two--thinking I could figure out how to do it neatly, but to no avail.  I read the all the text the packaging had but it was no help.

So do you put down newspaper first, or what?

George Orr wrote:

sofaking wrote:

The thing I use has more potential for the administration of alcohol than a tampon

Oh!  I gotta question for you!

*EASILY QUEASED MALES SHOULD LEAVE NOW.  GO LOOK AT THE PORN OR SOMETHING.  THANK YOU.*

It's a moot question for me now, since Big Medicine Took My Uterus Away; but before that I was intrigued by The Cup and bought some of the disposable type.  They worked great.  They were comfortable, no problem to insert, no leaks, I could wear it all day.

I used three and threw the rest of 'em away, because...

How the fuck do you get 'em out without spillage?

The first one was truly awful--it looked like Jack the Ripper had visited my bathroom and I was hours cleaning up the spatter.  Dexter Morgan would have had a field day.  I stood in the shower to remove the other two--thinking I could figure out how to do it neatly, but to no avail.  I read the all the text the packaging had but it was no help.

So do you put down newspaper first, or what?

You wear it for much longer than you would a tampon, and take it out when you shower. I shower more than once a day during that time, as bleeding is gross. And oddly, just "unplugging" the cup is less gross than dealing with bloody tampons when there's a running water source handy.

It would take an awful lot of blood to make it leak at all. I'm a total spaz, and have never had an accident.

This thread is chock-a-block full of graphic descriptive gems.  I have managed to learn very little in my many years with my own surfeit of women in my household, Whiskey, but I am not so sure about whether the Playtex-types, with the plastic applicators would do the trick.  If they remain constrained in the applicator prior to being plunged into the bloody morass, how much vodka (or whatever) could they absorb?  I know Georgie has concurred with you, and I should defer to her experience, but what the hell.  Life is for learning and this, clearly, is a very important lesson.

On to The Cup.  I had no fucking idea what you were talking about.  I thought, is it literally a cup?  I googled and found what I assume is the product, called "The Keeper" or "The Keeper Mooncup."  The very notion of calling the flow a "keeper" sounded a little off, but I suppose there are collectors of all kinds.  The whole discussion raises not only the possibility of a distinctly twisted fetish, but also thoughts that Vlad himself may have held the original patent on this commercial treasure.  In any event, thanks for providing this underinformed xy a little free education.

Last edited by Fled (2008-04-12 07:30:59)

Absorbing!

Oh hai. I'm filling in for Dirckman today.

Carry on.

Informative!  Front paged.

I've been meaning to try aerosolized alcohol inhalation, but the little ultrasonic mist generator that I use to keep my snake hydrated is on the fritz at the moment, and that's the best way I can think of for aerosolizing the booze.

...plus it's probably a really fucking bad idea.

Dmtdust wrote:

sigmoid freud wrote:

Hmm. Might be a spoof.

"...a battle of vodka"?  And the bit about using tampons to administer medication seems far fetched because pessaries and suppositiries have been around for ages. Didn't find anything on Snopes, though I did find this for you mixologists out there.

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Appy-ollie-logies, droog. http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/t … vodka.html instead.