I'm guessing he talked to his therapist, who advised him to leave. Either that or he went postal on someone in meatspace and got caught...

Lurker wrote:

I'm guessing he talked to his therapist, who advised him to leave. Either that or he went postal on someone in meatspace and got caught...

wow maybe i cant spell or write as good as some poeple here but if im the stupidest your #2 and i mean if i'm apuddle of piss your a piece of SHIT asshole

Cunt Weavil wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Did he puss out already?

fuck you, asshole. by the way, i like the name cunt weavil and im using it.
i onbkly came back here to0 let you know that im joining some christien websites too and im going to tell them to come over here to prosletise the heathens. hahaha soon your stupid little website will be full of prayers and poeple trying to save your' souls.

Santa?  Is that you?

Cunt Weavil wrote:

im joining some christien websites too and im going to tell them to come over here to prosletise the heathens. hahaha

I'd be delighted by this, if I knew who or what "christiens" are and if I thought they'd be able to decipher your fist-pokes at your keyboard--there's no way you could type a proper URL to lead anyone here. 

Did you lose your fingers in some kind of masturbating accident?

George Orr wrote:

Cunt Weavil wrote:

im joining some christien websites too and im going to tell them to come over here to prosletise the heathens. hahaha

I'd be delighted by this, if I knew who or what "christiens" are and if I thought they'd be able to decipher your fist-pokes at your keyboard--there's no way you could type a proper URL to lead anyone here. 

Did you lose your fingers in some kind of masturbating accident?

Watch out, they might be pedaphiloes.

Edit: If there's a hi-streit.erg, though, they'll probably get a bunch of fresh traffic.

Last edited by tojo2000 (2008-04-27 10:16:07)

Cunt Weavil wrote:

fuck you, asshole. by the way, i like the name cunt weavil and im using it.
i onbkly came back here to0 let you know that im joining some christien websites too and im going to tell them to come over here to prosletise the heathens. hahaha soon your stupid little website will be full of prayers and poeple trying to save your' souls.

Taint wrote:

I'm excited about being prosletised. Does it feel good? Is it legal? How many people does it take to do it?

It's how many poeple does it take to do it.  If it likes the name CuntWeevil why does it spell the name Cunt Weavil?

Cunt Weavil wrote:

Lurker wrote:

I'm guessing he talked to his therapist, who advised him to leave. Either that or he went postal on someone in meatspace and got caught...

wow maybe i cant spell or write as good as some poeple here but if im the stupidest your #2 and i mean if i'm apuddle of piss your a piece of SHIT asshole

Well, fuck you very much...and Pale came back just in time...this should be delicious...

Last edited by Lurker (2008-04-27 19:57:34)

Lurker wrote:

Cunt Weavil wrote:

Lurker wrote:

I'm guessing he talked to his therapist, who advised him to leave. Either that or he went postal on someone in meatspace and got caught...

wow maybe i cant spell or write as good as some poeple here but if im the stupidest your #2 and i mean if i'm apuddle of piss your a piece of SHIT asshole

Well, fuck you very much...and Pale came back just in time...this should be delicious...

the way poeple pick on you all the time you should stick up for poeple being the same way but you dont. i think that youd roll over and show everybody your balls like a dog even if everboyd was laughing at you, bcuase you obviuosly are despirate for atention. maybe i'm not as smart as some poeple hear but at least i'm not like you.

Cunt Weavil wrote:

i'm not as smart as some poeple.

I don't understand.....  ya'll have so much in common.

Cunt Weavil wrote:

hedgewizard wrote:

A cunt weavil is a merkin.

A pussy weave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Merkinlight.jpg

If you don't think It is a weevil, It is more likely to be a crab.

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020vOGhVIg … mg0157.jpg

yeah maybe i am a crab but i only ever came here to have fun, not to be the kid that everybody ;picks on. you poeple have no decence, and no humanities your all a bunch of idiots who are in love with the sound of themself saying stupid things on the internet WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES! if there is a god you will all go to hell, and i'll be tere to stick pitforks in your assholes and enjoy the sound of your begging me for mercey. FUCK YOU ALL YOUR A BUCH OF LOOSERS!

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you came here so that we might have fun. Our mistake.

hedgewizard wrote:

Cunt Weavil wrote:

fuck you, asshole. by the way, i like the name cunt weavil and im using it.
i onbkly came back here to0 let you know that im joining some christien websites too and im going to tell them to come over here to prosletise the heathens. hahaha soon your stupid little website will be full of prayers and poeple trying to save your' souls.

Taint wrote:

I'm excited about being prosletised. Does it feel good? Is it legal? How many people does it take to do it?

It's how many poeple does it take to do it.  If it likes the name CuntWeevil why does it spell the name Cunt Weavil?

http://www.fmnh.org/research_collection … weevil.jpg

You know, maybe he's a daredevil.  Eavil CuntWeavil.  He's trying to see how many spelling, punctuation, and grammar errors he can line up in a single post.

MSG Tripps wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot this is kilomikealpha

Can you authenticate?

Sierra Hotel.  Situation Charlie Whisky is Foxtrot Uniform Bravo Alpha Romeo.

MSG Tripps wrote:

Reckon not. KissMyAss.

So THAT'S what all those CHP badge-number license plate frames are telling me...

Lunker wrote:

Hey Cunt Weavil, go away or learn to spell. And don't start with me cuz I can be a bitch, sweetie. I've had to beat off more than one angry pet-store owner, so don't come looking to me for sympathy!

Hey, who you beat off is your own personal business.

Lurker wrote:

Hey Toj, you're up early...

Actually just finished up with some software inventory tweaks for work.  You know, if people figured out you don't have to pay $200 just to print word files to PDF format, I think Adobe would go out of business overnight. 

Haven't actually gone to bed yet.  I usually stay up 'till about 2 or 3, but this is pushing it even for me.  It helps me keep in touch with the guys in India, though.  The 12:30 time difference is hell on communication.

Lurker wrote:

Tojo wrote:

the guys in India

As well as their reproductive habits....guess baby-chucking is on the way out....

I've deleted Lunker and banned CrotchWeasel's other sock puppet.

Restrain yourself, alright? Posting to every fucking thread in Christendom sucks up all available oxygen, discourages everyone else, makes yourself a target and me, a cranky asshole. Thank you.

You all are so gullible. (No, it wasn't me.)

Taint wrote:

At least Crotchweasel is vaguely amusing with his earnest gullibility and spastic expectorating.

All I know is his ass better come through on those Christians.

I croaked Crotch/Cunt Wheezey and Lunker, not banned nor unmasked their demonic author and yes, I almost always choke trying to spell xian.

I have more than a dozen words like that. If I live to a hundred, chances are I'll still hose them.

hedgewizard wrote:

I haven't had any alcohol in a while and I'm not ghey.  How did I wind up looser?

What've your bowel movements been like lately?

Lurker wrote:

Wait, you're not a real doctor, you just play one on High-Street?

What tipped you off, the fact that my "examination room" is in a truck with the engine running?

Roger_That wrote:

You all are so gullible. (No, it wasn't me.)

I love you Roger, and I want to have your babies.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

What've your bowel movements been like lately?

Something like this:



Do you think it's a problem?