#2 2008-04-27 13:06:36

Damn, you beat me to it by nine minutes. I was going to title it "Family Values of the Master Race".

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#3 2008-04-27 13:24:50

Jesus!  That's one hell of a hobby those Austrians have:

The discovery of another Austrian woman, who was held captive in a cellar by an abductor for more than eight years, gripped the country in 2006.

Almost as good as spawning a totalitarian megalomaniac, exporting him to another country to mature, then joining wholeheartedly with his movement only to be completely absolved of any complicity after the defeat!  Clever, those Austrians...

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#4 2008-04-27 14:17:31

What a story-the wife says she had no idea her husband not only was fucking his daughter (her daughter?) but had her imprisoned in the basement with three kids who had until yesterday never been outside?

Laura Bush becomes more understandable by the minute.

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#5 2008-04-28 03:36:46

icangetyouatoe wrote:

Laura Bush becomes more understandable by the minute.

As do the twins...the ones we don't know about. They're a pair of studious, highly intelligent boys, shining beacons of sobriety, compassion and competence who didn't demand to be legacies of the Skull 'n' Bones comedy troupe at Yale. One will find a cure for AIDS and the other will broker peace in the Mideast.

They've been living under the stairs in Waco with a fire-breathing pet named Spot for 19 years now.

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#6 2008-04-29 07:27:10

Couple of updates from the Beeb, here and here.

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#7 2008-05-01 08:23:48

Another update, complete with video of our hero.

You know you WANT him.  Admit it.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00478/JOSEF-FRITZL3_478576a.jpg
(Note the Dick-Cheney-quality crotch bulge.)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00478/JOSEF-FRITZL2_478575a.jpg
(Imagine that laying on top of you, having his way with your body... Ohhhhh.....)

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I really wanted to start a new thread with the title "For Sale:  Fixer-Upper in Suburbs" and post these pics:

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00477/snn28plan3_477216a.jpg
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00477/snf28house2_477218a.jpg

But of course that would be an....
http://www.fancydress-costumes.co.uk/acatalog/meds-22830.jpg

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