#1 2008-05-08 03:53:59
Bug Girl ordered giant Japanese crabs as an act of journalistic investigation. The freak who owns this site describes them as clean harmless pets that are fun to share with sex partners.
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#2 2008-05-08 05:10:46
Like an art farm for post-pubescents. Just knowing there are people who find crabs a tolerable infestation makes me really glad I shave my nuts.
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#3 2008-05-08 05:31:44
I asked my honey to write about what it's like to have love bugz and she told me this funny story:
"When he plunged all the way in, pubis to pubis, I could feel his tiny lovers crawl from his body to mine. It was the most erotic experience of my life!
A week later, whenever I scratched, I could only think of him and this lasting momento of our encounter. Our bodies are now linked in a deeply spiritual and biological way. I can barely stop touching myself and thinking of him."
After I gave my cool crabs to my boyfriend, when my best friend got them too, I knew something was up! Well, it's not the love bug's fault but they let me know what was going on behind my back. Thanks, little guys!"
-Lice Lice Baby (Jenny M.)
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#4 2008-05-08 10:00:45
when you consider there are folks who seek out HIV and there's HIV moment of infection porn, this isn't that far off.
Over my head, or under it, as it were, however.
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#5 2008-05-08 14:38:13
icangetyouatoe wrote:
when you consider there are folks who seek out HIV and there's HIV moment of infection porn, this isn't that far off.
I believe that's called breeding (which follows bug-chasing), and yes, it's been Rule 34'd. Where lice-swapping is just plain grody, the others are downright suicidal.
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