#1 2008-05-13 11:53:05

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 people -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion.

Thou shalt not drink to the point of assaulting fellow Jedi with your Light Crutch

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#2 2008-05-13 12:11:58

I have just laughed myself silly.  Thank you.

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#3 2008-05-13 14:25:12

I have the sneaking suspicion many of them speak Klingon as a second language.

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#4 2008-05-13 16:48:50

A 10 liter box of wine is 15 750ml bottles. That's a powerful force he had within him.

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#5 2008-05-13 16:51:45

GooberMcNutly wrote:

A 10 liter box of wine is 15 750ml bottles. That's a powerful force he had within him.

Dead or a typo.

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#6 2008-05-13 17:09:04

Unfortunately for Hughes, the incident was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

Damn it!  Where's the footage??

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#7 2008-05-13 17:52:24

Zookeeper wrote:

Where's the footage??

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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#8 2008-05-13 21:08:32

MSG Tripps wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

A 10 liter box of wine is 15 750ml bottles. That's a powerful force he had within him.

Dead or a typo.

Sorry, it was 92 degrees in my office today, couldn't concentrate.

It's 13.3 750ml bottles of wine. Only 88% dead.

Face of Shit, he has.

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#9 2008-05-13 21:56:42

square wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

Where's the footage??

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Well, that was disappointing.  Though the "really quite painful" remark at the very end made me laugh.

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#10 2008-05-14 08:54:13

Emmeran wrote:

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 people -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion.

Can we do that in america? i bet the IRS would withhold backtaxes tho... "Its really quite painful, arthur-arthur dent...

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