#1 2008-05-13 21:54:22
Despite using protection, my girlfriend has fallen pregnant. We're both only 19 and at the start of our university lives. The cost of raising a child in this world is just too expensive, but we don't want to abort. Adoption is NOT an option. If we can't raise TWO MILLION US DOLLARS by JUNE 30, 2008 - We have no choice but to ABORT our BABY. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Can you HELP?
Didn't someone try this with a bunny recently?
I think the schmuck should do the abortion himself with a shit-covered coathanger and a shop vac, and then try to auction off the fetus on eBay.
To help pay for his university expenses, of course.
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#2 2008-05-13 22:11:20
For fuck's sake -- has anyone offered to pay them to abort & then get sterilized?
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#3 2008-05-14 03:22:31
Blogger.com has locked the journal. Based on what little information is available here, I think the little bastard should be aborted for eugenic reasons.
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#4 2008-05-14 05:23:09
Shades of Orel Roberts. The child will make a stellar televangelist.
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#5 2008-05-14 08:40:06
sofaking wrote:
Didn't someone try this with a bunny recently?
Yeah i think ms. crabtree said that...
"All right! (she opens a box and pulls out a revolver and a rabbit) Everybody shut up or the cute little bunny DIES!!
(everybody shuts up)
Stan: She's always trying to get us to shut up by threatening to kill that bunny, but do you think she ever would?
Kyle: Oh she would dude, she would."
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#6 2008-05-14 12:13:01
Ah it's been dome before. At least in the Laura Dern movie, Citizen Ruth.
I say they should go for it. If they can stir up enough outrage to get disparaged on Fox they should be able to get at least a few tens of thousands from the tabloid press.
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#7 2008-05-14 12:31:36
This is really bizarre. Not 2 minutes after I tyoe this I turn on the boobtube and am channel surfing up to the news and there is "Citizen Ruth" itself playing on some movie channel.
If I didn't know better I would think God is trying to tell me something, but what i have no idea.
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#8 2008-05-14 13:19:57
Johnny, God sent you an email but, for some odd reason, it ended up in my message box. I hope this helps clear things up:
"Johnny, do not be afraid; you have won God's favor. Look! You are to conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you must name him Jesus. He will be great and will be called Son of the Most High. The Lord God will give him the throne of his ancestor David; he will rule over the House of Jacob for ever and his reign will have no end."
I think he's offering you a job as a televangelist.
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