WilberCuntLicker wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Keep a blog, would ya?

Yeah I was considering sticking up something on blogger.

You do know what bronzy and goldy are don't you?

No idea what you're talking about.

tojo2000 wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

raoul.duke wrote:

We need something to do other than bitch at each other.

Hunh?

HE SAID, "WE NEED SOMETHING TO DO OTHER THAN BITCH AT EACH OTHER!"

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

raoul.duke wrote:

It may be fun, but being nothing but a small group of abusers and abusees makes a boring forum.  Fun for the group, boring for everyone else.

Hunh?

HE SAID, "IT MAY BE FUN, BUT BEING NOTHING BUT A SMALL GROUP OF ABUSERS AND ABUSEES MAKES A BORING FORUM.  FUN FOR THE GROUP, BORING FOR EVERYONE ELSE!"

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

raoul.duke wrote:

So... activity time.

Hunh?

HE SAID, "SO... ACTIVITY TIME!   ACTIVITY TIME!"

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

raoul.duke wrote:

Go to http://beta.grouphug.us/random .  Pick a confession, and MsPaint it.  I'll start.

Oh fine.

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I hate it that it takes more than 3 months to see my confessions.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_3mos.jpg

That oughta clear a few things up.

Thanks, Tojo. The caps helped. Everything's clear now. You and Raoul are randy butt-pirates eager to fire your foreguns up each other's vulnerable poopdecks. So this is what it's down to. I'm the last heterosexual on the site, which has become a quasi-mythical virtual steam bath for militant fag-jew ass-wranglers. My kind is no longer wanted here. Too vicious. Too wordy. Too...superhuman. Fine then. I'll go. But before I do, let me say this: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

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tojo2000 wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Thanks, Tojo. The caps helped. Everything's clear now. You and Raoul are randy butt-pirates eager to fire your foreguns up each other's vulnerable poopdecks. So this is what it's down to. I'm the last heterosexual on the site, which has become a quasi-mythical virtual steam bath for militant fag-jew ass-wranglers. My kind is no longer wanted here. Too vicious. Too wordy. Too...superhuman. Fine then. I'll go. But before I do, let me say this: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Oh Keeper of the Crest of Sesquipedalia, may I make a suggestion?  Keep it over your puckerstar, and don't drop the soap.

To hear is to obey, oh Quaquaversal Effluvium!

MSG Tripps wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I'm the last heterosexual on the site....

For sure, Wilber, for sure.

"Take off, eh, hoser."

"coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo-coo"

Ah yes...I vaguely remember those two.
Sadly I drink Ardbeg and hate hockey.

MSG Tripps wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Sadly I drink Ardbeg and hate hockey.

Yet you claim heterosexuality?

Ardbeg tastes like smoked fish and iodine...show me a woman who likes it and I'll show you a woman who can put both my balls in her mouth and stick her tongue up my ass while humming nearer my god to thee. As for hockey, these days it's for armour-clad sissies wearing 'tard helmets and face masks. Back in the day it was a man's sport, and the Frawgs and farmer boys  who played it were tough as nails and toothless.

MSG Tripps wrote:

Hetero men have a taste for Scotch whisky, however, they prefer aged Bourbon whiskey from Kentucky.

I'm fond of a drop of sour mash now and then. But Scotch is in the bones.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

MSG Tripps wrote:

Hetero men have a taste for Scotch whisky, however, they prefer aged Bourbon whiskey from Kentucky.

I'm fond of a drop of sour mash now and then. But Scotch is in the bones.

Scotch is girl's whiskey.  Maybe if those kilt-wearing hicks had been drinking Bourbon they'd have whipped the fucking redcoats like we did.

raoul.duke wrote:

We need more contributors.
Get scribbling, you lazy fucks.

No can do. I read through three pages of that annoying misery, looking for inspiration, and then my creativity curled up into a ball and shat itself.

"I feel bad inside" is going to be impossible to top anyway.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

MSG Tripps wrote:

Hetero men have a taste for Scotch whisky, however, they prefer aged Bourbon whiskey from Kentucky.

I'm fond of a drop of sour mash now and then. But Scotch is in the bones.

Scotch is girl's whiskey.  Maybe if those kilt-wearing hicks had been drinking Bourbon they'd have whipped the fucking redcoats like we did.

You know, if I didn't know for a dead cert that Scotch was the manliest drink in the world, I'd still be amused by your ignorance. You Americans drink your corn-liquor if it makes you happy, but I  suggest that it does so by crapping on your tastebuds and vomiting on your brain cells. And by the way, those "kilt-wearing hicks" went into battle buck-naked, usually with inferior forces, and if they dropped more dead on the battlefield than the sassenachs they laughed it off and went back again for more. Who beat back the Romans and forced Hadrian to build a wall? The Scots, you impotent worms. Who now live in Canada and piss in your drinking water as it reluctantly trickles over the border? The Scots, you fastidious fart-fanciers. I'd trade all your lousy Kentucky moonswill for a single beautiful bottle of Ardbeg. As always, Americans come last in the taste parade, arrogantly touting their botched attempts at culture while the world looks on in embarrassment.

raoul.duke wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

But before I do, let me say this: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

You must be very well read.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/45_durr.jpg

Yes I certainly am...but that particular word has been in popular parlance since I was a kid, along, of course, with honorificabilitudinitatibus. If you haven't seen pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis before then you're probably not very well read, which, since you're American, pretty much goes without saying.

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WilberCuntLicker wrote:

You know, if I didn't know for a dead cert that Scotch was the manliest drink in the world, I'd still be amused by your ignorance. You Americans drink your corn-liquor if it makes you happy, but I  suggest that it does so by crapping on your tastebuds and vomiting on your brain cells. And by the way, those "kilt-wearing hicks" went into battle buck-naked, usually with inferior forces, and if they dropped more dead on the battlefield than the sassenachs they laughed it off and went back again for more. Who beat back the Romans and forced Hadrian to build a wall? The Scots, you impotent worms. Who now live in Canada and piss in your drinking water as it reluctantly trickles over the border? The Scots, you fastidious fart-fanciers. I'd trade all your lousy Kentucky moonswill for a single beautiful bottle of Ardbeg. As always, Americans come last in the taste parade, arrogantly touting their botched attempts at culture while the world looks on in embarrassment.

Now you are a dumb assed fucking dick-head [again].

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raoul.duke wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Scotch is girl's whiskey.  Maybe if those kilt-wearing hicks had been drinking Bourbon they'd have whipped the fucking redcoats like we did.

You know, if I didn't know for a dead cert that Scotch was the manliest drink in the world, I'd still be amused by your ignorance. You Americans drink your corn-liquor if it makes you happy, but I  suggest that it does so by crapping on your tastebuds and vomiting on your brain cells. And by the way, those "kilt-wearing hicks" went into battle buck-naked, usually with inferior forces, and if they dropped more dead on the battlefield than the sassenachs they laughed it off and went back again for more. Who beat back the Romans and forced Hadrian to build a wall? The Scots, you impotent worms. Who now live in Canada and piss in your drinking water as it reluctantly trickles over the border? The Scots, you fastidious fart-fanciers. I'd trade all your lousy Kentucky moonswill for a single beautiful bottle of Ardbeg. As always, Americans come last in the taste parade, arrogantly touting their botched attempts at culture while the world looks on in embarrassment.

http://www.whiskyworld.ru/linkpics/Yoichi20+box.gif

Beat by the fucking Japanese.

That doesn't mean anything, Raoul. I understand your calls for board-wide harmony, now. You're ill-equipped for battle. How exactly does imitation whiskey (they even spell it "whisky") lead to "beat?" If they pissed in a bottle and called it "burbon" would you be beat? Nah...you're beat already. And I don't mean like Kerouac. You remember Kerouac, don't you? It wouldn't surprise me if you've tried to imitate his prose. And there's the crux of it. Imitation=flattery. You and the Japanese are guilty of the same vice, and probably have similar sized wangs. (No offense, Tojo.)

raoul.duke wrote:

battle

Don't take yourself too seriously.   Certainly, no one here does.

imitation whiskey

I almost believed you were a whiskey enthusiast until this little slip.  Sort of like when your "auto expert" friend points at a  Maserati, and says "what's that piece of shit?".

Japanese whisky is "in-the-style." It's a nice diversion, but it's not the genuine article. Go back to school, Raool.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

The Scots, you impotent worms. Who now live in Canada...

...because the British kicked them out of Scotland to steal their land and fuck their sheep.

Fuck all that Wilber, most of ya'll fell before the Nordic Invasion prior to that.

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MSG Tripps wrote:

Fuck all that Wilber, most of ya'll fell before the Nordic Invasion prior to that.

Well...I'm half Nordic myself, so it's an easy wound to get over. Much of that infusion was peaceful, by the way. Graveyard research points to a bit of war, a bit of love. It takes a Nordic-Celt to gralloch a sassenach with the mighty claymore, or so say we in Clan McSiegfried!

MSG Tripps wrote:

Vikings wanted wealth.

You are half Nordic by the afore mentioned invasion.  [Odds are.]

Odds are you're right. My surname is German and my temperament is broody and violent.
The Scots aren't pure. I'm not either. So what? Who is?

Addendum: not everyone who came down south in longboats was a warrior, and raids were not their only form of holiday. There were settlers and farmers, too. European demographics were forever changed by Vikings. Normans are Vikings. So are Russians. There are Viking names to this day in Italy and Turkey. It goes on. Sure, they were brutal, but they weren't every one beserkers. Some wrote laws, some sang of peace, and some, perhaps, were even slightly cuddly.

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MSG Tripps wrote:

Only Loki.

Granted.

Oh My God.  I cannot WAIT for work tomorrow!!!!

I have quite an affinity for MSPaint!

Oh, my.

Once R_T gets involved in this...well, I can't wait for work tomorrow either.

Hey George Orr.

What the bloody fuck.

I have 1700 words left to write tonight.
I'm high on pot and codeine and fatigue and I desire to read something entertaining.
Someone post something interesting or I'll hunt you all down and gag you to death with the business end of my cock.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.
WilberCuntLicker

That's not cutting it.

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."