Shit, I even searched for it.

Last edited by orangeplus (2008-05-19 20:49:03)

I welcome you with this meager gift of mspaint-foo.

Last edited by tojo2000 (2008-05-19 21:31:47)

orangeplus wrote:

Thank you for the warm welcome and for the new bowler for my buttocks. I like to wear at a rakish angle after dyeing the hair in my crack a sorta gothy green and layered black flung across my left butt cheek. Think an emo Assy McGhee.

In my long sabatical I thought long and hard on the matter. I communed with my gods through the sacrament of A Paixão de Bill Gates o Rei, involving taking ten three inch caps of psilocybin muscara, three bong loads of ayhuasca followed by dunking my head into a tub of iced chocolate milk while chanting mmmcontrolaltdeleteteteemmmmmmm after which I place my balls in a metal stamping press. When I come to, I arise as an elightened man, a luminous being of light awing the lesser mortals around me who crawl on their knees to the door or my mission district studio apartment to partake of my greatness. I dip my cock into a bowl of cool tears of working men who died broken hearted then smack it down manifully into a large tray filled with the ashes of cigars smuggled from Cuba where at least one person died on the voyage and smoked by the lawyers of porn executives. I then bless the assorted untermenschen  by tracing a cross on their foreheads with my divine member. I also dip my balls into some glitter, and if the pilgrim is a child I wag my sac a bit, depositing some little flecks of color unto their noses. It adds a festive touch to the occasion.

After the last bail hearing I was carried bodily from the evils of the 6th floor dungeon on the shoulders of my followers all twenty blocks from the Hall of Justice to my קֹדֶשׁ הַקֳּדָשִׁים . It was there that I found a note, a blur upon the face of the Orangosphere, it was from Taint. That's when I understood the insidious truth of the asshat. I know about your homosexual gay conspiracy agenda. Sure, everywhere else an asshat means idiot, fool, a person to be mocked. But here, no it means someone who repeats another. It's a semiotics threat to the bolder notions of real hetero men. See, if you need a "hat for your ass" then you must not be "with it". I'm onto you all. Cruel had to be shut down because Cadenhead was bringing too much "heat". I always thought he had a "wide stance". And what kind of guy has a plural first name? A clone, that's who.

As-Salāmu `Alaykum
Bitches

You have definitely been missed, Orangina.

And what kind of guy has a plural first name?

My God...He's right!