Actually the site sucks -- it won't let me register.



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Hi Tits!

My name is justin, and i'm the webmaster over at ICanHasLOLPron.com.  Just wanted to say thanks for the link!  and I'm really sorry you're having trouble registering!  Today is only the third day since we officially launched, and we thought we had all the bugs worked out already, but apparently not.  Please give me the details of what's happening and I'll get it fixed, so you can start using the captioning tool and lol-ifying our pr0n pics asap.  You can reach me at justin [at] icanhaslolpron [dot] com.  Thanks again!!

ICanHas, after Wilber is done with you, I'd like to thank you for this concept.

You may or may not be Our Kind, but you are a genius in your own special way.  I have bookmarked your site and I expect great things.

ICanHasLOLPron? wrote:

George Orr wrote:

ICanHas, after Wilber is done with you, I'd like to thank you for this concept.

You may or may not be Our Kind, but you are a genius in your own special way.  I have bookmarked your site and I expect great things.

Thanks George...we'll do our best not to disappoint.

Dildo, I mean Ditto.  Come back often but Spam Us Not!  You wouldn't like some of the inmates if ya Spam em...

Cheers,

Dusty

ICanHasLOLPron? wrote:

George Orr wrote:

ICanHas, after Wilber is done with you, I'd like to thank you for this concept.

You may or may not be Our Kind, but you are a genius in your own special way.  I have bookmarked your site and I expect great things.

Thanks George...we'll do our best not to disappoint.

I suppose an RSS feed is out of the question...

People here seem to like you very much Justin.  RSS feed suggestion, requesting you to post to picture thread, threats of dry anal rape and evisceration; you are off to a good start with us.  You appear to be intelligent and warped, so you possess the main qualifications to fit in with us.  Take a look around to get a feel for the place; this is the neighborhood where rcade’s redheaded stepchildren from cruel.com moved to after he disowned us.  One small note, L33T SP3@K is frowned on in posts and will make you unpopular to put it mildly.

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fnord wrote:

People here seem to like you very much Justin.  RSS feed suggestion, requesting you to post to picture thread, threats of dry anal rape and evisceration; you are off to a good start with us.  You appear to be intelligent and warped, so you possess the main qualifications to fit in with us.  Take a look around to get a feel for the place; this is the neighborhood where rcade’s redheaded stepchildren from cruel.com moved to after he disowned us.  One small note, L33T SP3@K is frowned on in posts and will make you unpopular to put it mildly.

Thanks.  While (to my great discredit) I must admit I only discovered this forum this morning as a result of my daily Google link alert email, I've since taken a look around and have to say I'm quite impressed--clearly, I'm not half as warped as I took myself to be.  And while that realization is rather painful, I think I'll embrace the pain, stick around, and see what I can learn.

The RSS feed is a good idea.  I should already have gotten that going, but what with the lol-ing and all...anyhow, I'll work on that.  In the meantime, I'd of course be more than happy to do a best-of pic post...that is, if you guys truly have enough faith in my depravity to grant me such discretionary power.

As for the dry anal rape and evisceration, obviously I'm flattered.  Can you host?

George Orr wrote:

He can type.  I say we keep him.  We should all endeavor to lull him into a false sense of security and belonging before we...I mean, we should all endeavor to make him welcome.

Sure thing! Have a muffin.

ICanHasLOLPron? wrote:

fnord wrote:

People here seem to like you very much Justin.  RSS feed suggestion, requesting you to post to picture thread, threats of dry anal rape and evisceration; you are off to a good start with us.  You appear to be intelligent and warped, so you possess the main qualifications to fit in with us.  Take a look around to get a feel for the place; this is the neighborhood where rcade’s redheaded stepchildren from cruel.com moved to after he disowned us.  One small note, L33T SP3@K is frowned on in posts and will make you unpopular to put it mildly.

Thanks.  While (to my great discredit) I must admit I only discovered this forum this morning as a result of my daily Google link alert email, I've since taken a look around and have to say I'm quite impressed--clearly, I'm not half as warped as I took myself to be.  And while that realization is rather painful, I think I'll embrace the pain, stick around, and see what I can learn.

The RSS feed is a good idea.  I should already have gotten that going, but what with the lol-ing and all...anyhow, I'll work on that.  In the meantime, I'd of course be more than happy to do a best-of pic post...that is, if you guys truly have enough faith in my depravity to grant me such discretionary power.

As for the dry anal rape and evisceration, obviously I'm flattered.  Can you host?

SRSLY?

'cause I won't visit your website, but if it shows up in Google Reader i'll sure as FUCK read it every day.

Gimmie an RSS feed and I won't make shitty cartoons of you taking it up the ass from a Ford Edsel.

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Taint wrote:

Truly, we're getting soft. Now all it takes is some newbie with command of the language and the ability to communicate effectively, and we fall all over ourselves to make him feel welcome. Ah, for the old days.

Justin, you're a child-fucking sleazeball with half the brains of a Republican and all the charm of Larry Craig.

But, other than that, welcome!

I STILL ain't been kicked in.

tits_matilda wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

...
I STILL ain't been kicked in.

You penguin-fucking walrus felcher, you STILL "ain't sent" me that ticket to the beach.

Dammit, woman, i tell you and i tell you but you don't fucking LISTEN.  your snatch may be gritty as hell but it ain't no goddamned beach.  you have FUN at the beach.

Reading this thread is stretching it a bit....

jesusluvspegging wrote:

I STILL ain't been kicked in.

You should be. But you are amusing sometimes, and we enjoyed the naive sincerity with which you threw yourself into the True Confessions venture. I feel bad was inspired.

Bah. The interwebs are full of crappy pr0n* already, something that won't go away soon, but the whole LOL(whatever) meme is something I can't wait to see wither away.


* as opposed to wholesome, healthy pr0n

WilberTheWonderHorse wrote:

(Go on. Give me the lecture about new people invigorating the site. It's that sort of thinking that let Lurker in the door. If we're not worshiping Darwin and the Devil then what the hell are we doing?)

Well, what would your criteria be, you overeducated gun-toting elitist grammarian redneckish typo-Nazi?

Dmtdust wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Wilber stop hatin' when pENIx start matin'.

Are you a switchhitter Wilberina?  That sounded like a come on to Penix... really it did.

Indeedy. I'm picking out Wilber's wedding dress as we speak.

George Orr wrote:

WilberTheWonderHorse wrote:

(Go on. Give me the lecture about new people invigorating the site. It's that sort of thinking that let Lurker in the door. If we're not worshiping Darwin and the Devil then what the hell are we doing?)

Well, what would your criteria be, you overeducated gun-toting elitist grammarian redneckish typo-Nazi?

George, I think I'm falling in love with you. Is there any hope for us?
I have many virtues other than the ones you listed above. In addition, I'm very good in bed.
As for entrance criteria, it's all about balance. My point is simply that there are a great many mincing bum-troubling nancy-boys on the site already. And where pudding-packers congregate, club music and sardine-parties are bound to follow. In time, High-Street will become Queer-Street, and while that might provide Choad with the gentle, non-surgical transition he's been hoping for, it would surely scare away the real men, like me and Dusty and Roger. I say, two real men and two real women for ever new entrant of invert sexuality. It's for their own good, as well. Do they want to lose their novelty appeal? And besides, as I've mentioned before, the catfights are distracting.

choad wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

that might provide Choad with the gentle, non-surgical transition he's been hoping for, it would surely scare away the real men, like me and Dusty and Roger.

https://cruelery.com/img/pinhead.jpg

Wasn't necessary to send along your portrait but thanks, it will help flesh out our fledgling gallery.

Some disruption and antagonism is healthy. I draw the line at repellant image ambush posts, though. Properly labeled, I don't care. Someone can't vent their outrage in text, this probably isn't where they want to hang anyway.

Now now, I was only pokin' fun. Seen me posting eye-bleach lately? I stick to words these days. Words, with a vitriol chaser.

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Roger_That wrote:

Oh wait, but you just lumped me in with the men...

Only cuz ye can slug it out like a swabby, me pretty. As for the menage, there's only one animal I won't share my women with, and that's the human. Chew through the moose meat, then we'll talk.

Yeah, that's great, Guys . . .  Can we get back to the LOL pron here now?

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Nice to see you, too, Dec-a-dence.
I think you've had enough porn.
The Chinks are exper-iencing "aftershocks" and it's pro-bably your fa-ult.

ICanHasLOLPron? wrote:

Considering how this thread has progressed, news that I've gotten the promised RSS feed working is somewhat off-topic.  Nonetheless--I've gotten the promised RSS feed working.

I wish you guys would come over to the site and do some captions from time to time...that way I could profit monetarily from your talent; you know what I mean?

Sure, we know what you mean.
Our local fag-thug pENIx will drive on over to your site and put a cap(tion) in your ass any day. Won't you pENIx!