#2 2008-06-03 07:59:39
Beautiful. A cubicle eunuch with atavistic testosterone response to women's work.
Too bad he's a bit of a pansy - a more thorough demolition would have been extremely satisfying.
Hey - why doesn't High-Street sponsor a "Smash Up Your Office and Win!" contest?
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#3 2008-06-03 08:31:16
Anyone know what the rest of the story is on this one?
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#4 2008-06-03 09:25:48
There are days when I actually think about going back to working in a cubicle. Now when I start to get that feeling I'll just watch this video and snap out of it.
I never thought I'd say this but thanks fnord.
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#5 2008-06-03 11:42:08
His monitor flew an awful long way when he tossed it. Unless the cable was loose at the monitor end it was never connected. Makes me wonder if this is real.
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#6 2008-06-03 12:12:18
"Oh, hi, honey. Did you have a nice day at the office, dear?"
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#8 2008-06-03 13:38:36
Is that Russian they're speaking?
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#9 2008-06-03 13:59:15
Zookeeper wrote:
Is that Russian they're speaking?
Well, da.
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#10 2008-06-03 15:16:35
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Zookeeper wrote:
Is that Russian they're speaking?
Well, da.
Then it has to be fake. All videos coming out of Russia are fake. I mean, when was the last time you saw an "amateur" porn video from Russia that didn't have paid performers in it?
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#11 2008-06-03 17:10:58
hedgewizard wrote:
His monitor flew an awful long way when he tossed it. Unless the cable was loose at the monitor end it was never connected. Makes me wonder if this is real.
That also made me suspicious. And the second monitor he threw while possibly getting hung up on its cord, also flew too far for it to have been connected in the normal way. For it to travel like it did in the direction he threw it, it would have hd to have its cords passed in front of the small desk at the knees of the worker. It also appears to have not been impeded much by whatever it was plugged into.
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#12 2008-06-03 18:01:54
Well, if it is real, I love all the pussies that ran away or stood there filming instead of just organising three or four guys, wrestling him the the ground and then kicking the living shit out of him.
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#13 2008-06-03 18:23:41
That was a visceral treat. I can see where this could easily have been staged, but I prefer to assume it's real.
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#14 2008-06-03 18:50:55
whosasailorthen wrote:
Well, if it is real, I love all the pussies that ran away or stood there filming instead of just organising three or four guys, wrestling him the the ground and then kicking the living shit out of him.
Why would you even think of doing that? (Assuming it's not fake.) The pussies I'm talking about are the same pussies you're talking about, but they're pussies for working in degrading little cubicles so mutually propinquitous they can smell each other's assholes, and they're pussies for standing by and watching while the little security fucks taser the only one of them with enough residual manhood to throw his shitty little career away in a fit of righteous rage. Humans are no smarter than sheep, sheared and fucked in public, en masse, and all they can think to do about it is cluster around their filthy penfolds and baaaaaaaa.
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#16 2008-06-03 23:41:20
Why kick the shit out of the guy who's wrecking up your cube? Shouldn't you, like, take him out for a drink when he's done?
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#17 2008-06-04 01:57:12
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Why kick the shit out of the guy who's wrecking up your cube? Shouldn't you, like, take him out for a drink when he's done?
Then, when he's drunk, take him back to the office and buttfuck him with the stump of the torchiere he broke (just to perfect the shittiest. day. ever.)
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#18 2008-06-04 07:56:49
Dont taze me comrad!
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#19 2008-06-04 08:09:25
Somebody took his stapler.
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#20 2008-06-04 08:18:39
The pussies I'm talking about are the same pussies you're talking about, but they're pussies for working in degrading little cubicles so mutually propinquitous they can smell each other's assholes, and they're pussies for standing by and watching while the little security fucks taser the only one of them with enough residual manhood to throw his shitty little career away in a fit of righteous rage. Humans are no smarter than sheep, sheared and fucked in public, en masse, and all they can think to do about it is cluster around their filthy penfolds and baaaaaaaa.
Although I agree with the drift of the sentiment, I find it laughable that one would equate his little hissy fit as evidence of "residual manhoood." All I see is a grown up throwing a highly entertaining, free-ranging temper tantrum. The sheep comparison leaves me cold, as I for one would not stand around and let some nearly hairless creature take a Burdizzo to me. I've castrated a lot of sheep and can assure you that virtually all men would put up a much better fight. The shitty little career analogy it sounds like a good self-portrait, one I could paint myself if I had the chops.
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#21 2008-06-05 05:43:00
Fled wrote:
Although I agree with the drift of the sentiment, I find it laughable that one would equate his little hissy fit as evidence of "residual manhoood." All I see is a grown up throwing a highly entertaining, free-ranging temper tantrum.
I called him a "cubicle-eunuch" and his manhood "residual" and "atavistic." Obviously I'm not calling him the next Ivan the Terrible. Work such as that is inherently castrating, and at least he had enough residual testosterone to have a hissy fit.
Fled wrote:
The shitty little career analogy it sounds like a good self-portrait, one I could paint myself if I had the chops.
No self-portrait intended. I've lived a life of incredible freedom. Only three years of my existence have I been in any way tied to an office, and in both cases, as a senior editor and a senior exec., I made pots of money and came and went as I pleased. These days I work part-time, from home, and make enough to live in the nicest part of town and drink lots of lovely beer. I suppose that's why I find it difficult to believe that all men don't go postal in such inherently demeaning circumstances - which is to say, you could well be right in your conclusion that this was just a temper tantrum, I have absolutely no experience of cubicle life.
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#22 2008-06-05 07:44:38
Don't bruise your own back, Wilma'sCarpetMuncher. Careers almost inherently involve an aspect of self delusion, living with tunnel vision. "Look at me I'm, wonderful!" It is often much like Sartre's bad faith, defining oneself by accomplishments and attributes that society has blessed, resulting in a "shitty little career." You can choose not to pursue one and feel you've asserted your will, stepped off the grid and become authentic, but this can be a way of painting failure as something desirable.
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#23 2008-06-05 08:29:58
Fled wrote:
Don't bruise your own back, Wilma'sCarpetMuncher. Careers almost inherently involve an aspect of self delusion, living with tunnel vision. "Look at me I'm, wonderful!" It is often much like Sartre's bad faith, defining oneself by accomplishments and attributes that society has blessed, resulting in a "shitty little career." You can choose not to pursue one and feel you've asserted your will, stepped off the grid and become authentic, but this can be a way of painting failure as something desirable.
Granted and accounted for. Overall, and without denying the existential quandaries of my youth, the regrets of the non-determinist, and the discontents of the restless, I think and feel that I have acted in accordance with my thoughts and feelings. Will was ancilliary to the process. I was born who I am, and accommodations were necessitated. 
I have very little psychic anxiety about the ways and means of my existence. Mayhap thou dost project?
(P.S. Wilma'sCarpetMuncher? I like that one. I've always had a thing for redheads.)
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#24 2008-06-05 08:47:23
Everyone acts really scared of the cubicle-chimp, but nobody wants to leave the room.
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#25 2008-06-05 12:57:27
To quote Deteriorata, "Give Up!" You are probably correct about the projection, Cunnilingerer, and it was borne of watching Cubeman acting like Pete-Townsend-of-the-Office and a somewhat simplistic thought that perhaps all careers are shitty and little. Of course, I am at work, in my corner office, door shut, thinking how much better it would be snorkeling off St. John. Only a little self-pitty going on here, of course.
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#26 2008-06-05 14:34:22
Fled wrote:
To quote Deteriorata, "Give Up!" You are probably correct about the projection, Cunnilingerer, and it was borne of watching Cubeman acting like Pete-Townsend-of-the-Office and a somewhat simplistic thought that perhaps all careers are shitty and little. Of course, I am at work, in my corner office, door shut, thinking how much better it would be snorkeling off St. John. Only a little self-pitty going on here, of course.
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Dear Sisyphus,
Please come back to work.
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#27 2008-06-05 19:37:09
This thread is great.
That is all.
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#28 2008-06-06 11:20:03
As the economy goes around and around in the toilet bowl like the Tidy Bowl Man, you can probably expect more of these events and no translation will be needed.
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#29 2008-06-06 13:27:30
Goober, you're such a downer. America is safe from terrorism. Iraq is getting better every day. Black is white. Velveeta is real cheese.
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#30 2008-06-06 13:41:00
GooberMcNutly wrote:
As the economy goes around and around in the toilet bowl like the Tidy Bowl Man, you can probably expect more of these events and no translation will be needed.
I hope so. Men should be flexing their muscles and honing their intellects...not performing clerical work to support a pre-packaged, low-expectations life-style. Don't get me wrong...I admire the vision and energy of many entrepreneurs...I'm not a full-on commie...but when a business installs penfolds and corrals its clerical workers, it should be dismantled by any means possible.
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#31 2008-06-06 13:52:52
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
As the economy goes around and around in the toilet bowl like the Tidy Bowl Man, you can probably expect more of these events and no translation will be needed.
I hope so. Men should be flexing their muscles and honing their intellects...not performing clerical work to support a pre-packaged, low-expectations life-style. Don't get me wrong...I admire the vision and energy of many entrepreneurs...I'm not a full-on commie...but when a business installs penfolds and corrals its clerical workers, it should be dismantled by any means possible.
Finally, we are in agreement...
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#32 2008-06-06 19:56:29
Dmtdust wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
As the economy goes around and around in the toilet bowl like the Tidy Bowl Man, you can probably expect more of these events and no translation will be needed.
I hope so. Men should be flexing their muscles and honing their intellects...not performing clerical work to support a pre-packaged, low-expectations life-style. Don't get me wrong...I admire the vision and energy of many entrepreneurs...I'm not a full-on commie...but when a business installs penfolds and corrals its clerical workers, it should be dismantled by any means possible.
Finally, we are in agreement...
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#34 2008-06-12 00:08:08
Zookeeper wrote:
The verdict is in. We've been punked.
There were too many posts here, on YoubeenTubed, and elsewhere expressing the opinion that it was fake to say we were punked. We were amused.
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