Does he have friends you can buy such as the disciples and his mother?  Does he have other clothes and accessories available for purchase?  Is he anatomically correct?  These are all important factors parents need to consider before buying a doll for their little boy.

fnord wrote:

Does he have friends you can buy such as the disciples and his mother?  Does he have other clothes and accessories available for purchase?  Is he anatomically correct?  These are all important factors parents need to consider before buying a doll for their little boy.

Ah, Jesus. To much of the world, the most important "person" ever to walk the Earth. Yet his fans did such a poor job of documenting his life that we can know only one distinguishing physical characteristic of Him, and this we must infer.

pALEPHx wrote:

He was circumcised?

Yep, that's it. It's ironic, given the normal Christian's view on sex, that the only physical characteristic we can know for sure about hIm concerns the JesusPenis. Given how badly his followers have treated those who would freely give and/or receive pleasure from the male appendage, I like to drop the above bit of wisdom amongst small groups of the faithful I happen to be around. I also like to work the words JesusPenis into the conversation somehow.

Does it speak in Aramehic?

I am waiting for the Black Jesus model.