#1 2007-10-16 10:52:45

Sounds delicious. I would recommend emptying the Jet Dry dispenser before trying this daring culinary feat. Or alternately, just using your fucking oven in the first place would work great, too.

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#2 2007-10-16 11:06:09

This is the culinary equivalent of hate sex.

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#3 2007-10-16 16:01:48

Seems like more of a Venetian dish.

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#4 2007-10-16 16:09:49

DoucheEllington wrote:

This is the culinary equivalent of hate sex.

is hate sex = grudge fucking???

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#5 2007-10-16 16:57:59

No, you mean "Drudge Fucking."

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#6 2007-10-16 19:24:38

pALEPHx wrote:

No, you mean "Drudge Fucking."

Nah - a good old fashioned Grudge Fuck - pinching the nipples and banging her head into the headboard. 

Like that that one-nighter after you temporarily get back together with that bitch that dumped you

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#7 2007-10-16 19:39:13

Clearly, someone hasn't attempted to put in Cruel's old URL lately.

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#8 2007-10-16 21:58:26

is hate sex = grudge fucking???

Pretty much, only I regard grudge fucking as occurring in discrete instances where hate sex is more of a continuous approach - the carnal expression of a lifestyle grounded in resentment, loathing, & mutual dependence.  You (or rather, I) have hate sex with someone you live with or fuck pretty consistently, and while the level of expressed rancor may be low, there's a lot of repressed hatred. Your example of "pinching the nipples and banging her head into the headboard" is pretty good. 

On the other hand, a grudge fuck is more likely to be a single event & you feel free to push the limits of your partner's tolerance.  A "grudge fuck" meal might present foods made from "tuna for cats," mealworm suet loaf, etc etc.

That combo of words and picture stirred lust for Al Gore out of my most boring recesses.   

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#9 2007-10-16 22:35:42

sofaking wrote:

Sounds delicious. I would recommend emptying the Jet Dry dispenser before trying this daring culinary feat. Or alternately, just using your fucking oven in the first place would work great, too.

http://www.partselect.com/Dishwasher-Lasagna.aspx

The hypothetical reason for this is the oven broke.  A better solution would be going out or having food delivered.

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#10 2007-10-16 23:33:49

Surely, this isn't the first time you've considered all the culinary possibilities of your dishwasher.

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#11 2007-10-16 23:46:45

Taint wrote:

Surely, this isn't the first time you've considered all the culinary possibilities of your dishwasher.

I hadn’t considered culinary possibilities, but someone at Cruel (was it you or Leatherdruid?) put all his sex toys in the dishwasher.

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#12 2007-10-16 23:55:55

I don't but that's because my flatmates would freak. I have a few fuckbuddies who do, however, and it works quite well.

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#13 2007-10-17 00:28:09

Taint wrote:

I don't but that's because my flatmates would freak. I have a few fuckbuddies who do, however, and it works quite well.

Please check your email, Taint.

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