George Orr
I've come to accept the new Internet spelling of [i wrote:

tongue[/i].  I just go around pronouncing it "townge."  If anyone snickers, I know they're probably okay to have conversations with.

I still haven't become acclimated to "teh" yet.

*Whispers*  Yeah, we were conspiring to have habeas corpus restored, and restoring the rights against unlawful seizures, spying and all that radical left-nut wing stuff.

Oh, yeah, we talked about Tom Paine as well!

Boy, will Dirck and Albert Gonzalez be pissed!

* really, really low whisper * yesssss.... once we restore habeas corpus, all straight men will be forced to be our Craigian Toe Tappin' Sex Slaves!!!!!  I get dibs on Bill O'Reilly and Rush!  Whoooohoooo!

choad wrote:

Dusty, did you ever leave a thumb tack on teacher's seat?

Does dosing the coffee pot in the teacher's lounge count?

tojo2000 wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

choad wrote:

Dusty, did you ever leave a thumb tack on teacher's seat?

Does dosing the coffee pot in the teacher's lounge count?

Shhhh!  Whosasailorthen will know it was you.

I HEARD THAT.  Fucking twat.  Took me a week to clear that.

Dmtdust wrote:

* really, really low whisper * yesssss.... once we restore habeas corpus, all straight men will be forced to be our Craigian Toe Tappin' Sex Slaves!!!!!  I get dibs on Bill O'Reilly and Rush!  Whoooohoooo!

*Shouts from the rooftops* Oh no you don't! I see right through your atheistic liberal agenda!

orangeplus wrote:

Boycots never work.

That's right, because we'll just nail the little kiddies the day they return. Bwahahahaaaaa!

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Taint wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

Boycots never work.

That's right, because we'll just nail the little kiddies the day they return. Bwahahahaaaaa!

C'mon ya'll, I'm not saying that the U.S. is perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but it really isn't that bad either....  Hell, we all have a roof over our heads, we all have a full stomach, we all have an internet connection...  I guess I should start feeling like I'm being victimized like many of you here and work my damndest to figure out how I'm being dicked over, but it's really hard....  I guess I should start giving a lot more credit to the conspiracy theorist websites, believing that shit will turn you into a victim really fast....

phoQ wrote:

http://c.imagehost.org/0740/dogwtc3.jpg

Where'd this image come from?  I'd have given my eyeteeth* to've seen this when I was searching for kitsch pics yesterday.  I mean...Dale Earnhardt, the WTC AND a collie!



*Disclaimer:  My eyeteeth were replaced with porcelain crowns many years ago.

Dmtdust wrote:

Dirck's Twin Brother Found In Everett Washington!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/369695_face05.html

You know, if your going to tattoo our beloved stars and stripes on your face it might be a good idea to find out the proper way to display it so that the union is on the left. What a sign of disrespect. Shouldn't we be able to apply this retroactively as a negative score to his  citizenship test?



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Johnny_Rotten wrote:

You're right, that is better.

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Dirckman wrote:

C'mon ya'll, I'm not saying that the U.S. is perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but it really isn't that bad either....  Hell, we all have a roof over our heads, we all have a full stomach, we all have an internet connection...  I guess I should start feeling like I'm being victimized like many of you here and work my damndest to figure out how I'm being dicked over, but it's really hard....  I guess I should start giving a lot more credit to the conspiracy theorist websites, believing that shit will turn you into a victim really fast....

No, you don't think America sucks, you just decided to tell the rest of us how shitty we thought the country was.  Don't worry, Dirckman, we don't take it seriously, it was mostly an excuse to make jokes about gay marriage, fellatio, and corrupting children.

I'm serious... Dirck my dingus... are you aware of any of this history?  Be proud!  Nothing like minding business, is there?  Remember to support those corporations who benefit from all of this, and never, ever fucking question anything, now go back to sleep.

1798-1800     France     Undeclared naval war against France, marines land in Puerto Plata.
1801-1805    Tripoli    War with Tripoli (Libya), called “First Barbary War”.
1806    Spanish Mexico    Military force enters Spanish territory in headwaters of the Rio Grande.
1806-1810    Spanish and French in Caribbean    US naval vessels attack French and Spanish shipping in the Caribbean.
1810    Spanish West Florida    Troops invade and seize Western Florida, a Spanish possession.
1812    Spanish East Florida    Troops seize Amelia Island and adjacent territories.
1812    Britain    War of 1812, includes naval and land operations.
1813    Marquesas Island    Forces seize Nukahiva and establish first US naval base in the Pacific.
1814    Spanish (East Florida)    Troops seize Pensacola in Spanish East Florida.
1814-1825    French, British and Spanish in Caribbean    US naval squadron engages French, British and Spanish shipping in the Caribbean.
1815    Algiers and Tripoli    US naval fleet under Captain Stephen Decatur wages “Second Barbary War” in North Africa.
1816-1819    Spanish East Florida    Troops attack and seize Nicholls’ Fort, Amelia Island and other strategic locations. Spain eventually cedes East Florida to the US.
1822-1825    Spanish Cuba and Puerto Rico    Marines land in numerous cities in the Spanish island of Cuba and also in Spanish Puerto Rico.
1827    Greece    Marines invade the Greek islands of Argentiere, Miconi and Andross.
1831    Falkland/Malvinas Islands    US naval squadrons aggress the Falkland Islands in the South Atlantic.
1832    Sumatra, Dutch East Indies    US naval squadrons attack Qallah Battoo.
1833    Argentina    Forces land in Buenos Aires and engage local combatants.
1835-1836    Peru    Troops dispatched twice for counter-insurgency operations.
1836    Mexico    Troops assist Texas war for independence.
1837    Canada    Naval incident on the Canadian border leads to mobilization of a large force to invade Canada. War is narrowly averted.
1838    Sumatra, Dutch East Indies    US naval forces sent to Sumatra for punitive expedition.
1840-1841    Fiji    Naval forces deployed, marines land.
1841    Samoa    Naval forces deployed, marines land.
1842    Mexico    Naval forces temporarily seize cities of Monterey and San Diego.
1843    China    Marines land in Canton.
1843    Ivory Coast    Marines land.
1846-1848    Mexico    Full-scale war. Mexico cedes half of its territory to the US by the Treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo.
1849    Ottoman Empire (Turkey)    Naval force dispatched to Smyrna.
1852-1853    Argentina    Marines land in Buenos Aires.
1854    Nicaragua    Navy bombards and largely destroys city of San Juan del Norte. Marines land and set fire to the city.
1854    Japan    Commodore Perry and his fleet deploy at Yokohama.
1855    Uruguay    Marines land in Montevideo.
1856    Colombia (Panama Region)    Marines land for counter-insurgency campaign.
1856    China    Marines deployed in Canton.
1856    Hawaii    Naval forces seize small islands of Jarvis, Baker and Howland in the Hawaiian Islands.
1857    Nicaragua    Marines land.
1858    Uruguay    Marines land in Montevideo.
1858    Fiji    Marines land.
1859    Paraguay    Large naval force deployed.
1859    China    Troops enter Shanghai.
1859    Mexico    Military force enters northern area.
1860    Portuguese West Africa    Troops land at Kissembo.
1860    Colombia (Panama Region)    Troops and naval forces deployed.
1863    Japan    Troops land at Shimonoseki.
1864    Japan    Troops landed in Yedo.
1865    Colombia (Panama Region)    Marines landed.
1866    Colombia (Panama Region)    Troops invade and seize Matamoros, later withdraw.
1866    China    Marines land in Newchwang.
1867    Nicaragua    Marines land in Managua and Leon in Nicaragua.
1867    Formosa Island (Taiwan)    Marines land.
1867    Midway Island    Naval forces seize this island in the Hawaiian Archipelago for a naval base.
1868    Japan    Naval forces deployed at Osaka, Hiogo, Nagasaki, Yokohama and Negata.
1868    Uruguay    Marines land at Montevideo.
1870    Colombia    Marines landed.
1871    Korea    Forces landed.
1873    Colombia (Panama Region)    Marines landed.
1874    Hawaii    Sailors and marines landed.
1876    Mexico    Army again occupies Matamoros.
1882    British Egypt    Troops land.
1885    Colombia (Panama Region)    Troops land in Colon and Panama City.
1885    Samoa    Naval force deployed.
1887    Hawaii    Navy gains right to build permanent naval base at Pearl Harbor.
1888    Haiti    Troops landed.
1888    Samoa    Marines landed.
1889    Samoa    Clash with German naval forces.
1890    Argentina    US sailors land in Buenos Aires.
1891    Chile    US sailors land in the major port city of Valparaiso.
1891    Haiti    Marines land on US-claimed Navassa Island.
1893    Hawaii    Marines and other naval forces land and overthrow the monarchy. Read More | President Cleveland's Message
1894    Nicaragua    Marines land at Bluefields on the eastern coast.
1894-1895    China    Marines are stationed at Tientsin and Beijing. A naval ship takes up position at Newchwang.
1894-1896    Korea    Marines land and remain in Seoul.
1895    Colombia    Marines are sent to the town Bocas del Toro.
1896    Nicaragua    Marines land in the port of Corinto.
1898    Nicaragua    Marines land at the port city of San Juan del Sur.
1898    Guam    Naval forces seize Guam Island from Spain and the US holds the island permanently.
1898    Cuba    Naval and land forces seize Cuba from Spain.
1898    Puerto Rico    Naval and land forces seize Puerto Rico from Spain and the US holds the island permanently.
1898    Philippines    Naval forces defeat the Spanish fleet and the US takes control of the country.
1899    Philippines    Military units are reinforced for extensive counter-insurgency operations.
1899    Samoa    Naval forces land
1899    Nicaragua    Marines land at the port city of Bluefields.
1900    China    US forces intervene in several cities.
1901    Colombia/Panama    Marines land.
1902    Colombia/Panama    US forces land in Bocas de Toro
1903    Colombia/Panama    With US backing, a group in northern Colombia declares independence as the state of Panama
1903    Guam    Navy begins development in Apra Harbor of a permanent base installation.
1903    Honduras    Marines go ashore at Puerto Cortez.
1903    Dominican Republic    Marines land in Santo Domingo.
1904-1905    Korea    Marines land and stay in Seoul.
1906-1909    Cuba    Marines land. The US builds a major naval base at Guantanamo Bay.
1907    Nicaragua    Troops seize major centers.
1907    Honduras    Marines land and take up garrison in cities of Trujillo, Ceiba, Puerto Cortez, San Pedro, Laguna and Choloma.
1908    Panama    Marines land and carry out operations.
1910    Nicaragua    Marines land in Bluefields and Corinto.
1911    Honduras    Marines intervene.
1911-1941    China    The US builds up its military presence in the country to a force of 5000 troops and a fleet of 44 vessels patrolling China's coast and rivers.
1912    Cuba    US sends army troops into combat in Havana.
1912    Panama    Army troops intervene.
1912    Honduras    Marines land.
1912-1933    Nicaragua    Marines intervene. A 20-year occupation of the country follows.
1913    Mexico    Marines land at Ciaris Estero.
1914    Dominican Republic    Naval forces engage in battles in the city of Santo Domingo.
1914    Mexico    US forces seize and occupy Mexico's major port city of Veracrus from April through November.
1915-1916    Mexico    An expeditionary force of the US Army under Gen. John J. Pershing crosses the Texas border and penetrates several hundred miles into Mexican territory. Eventually reinforced to over 11,000 officers and men.
1914-1934    Haiti    Troops land, aerial bombardment leading to a 19-year military occupation.
1916-1924    Dominican Republic    Military intervention leading to 8-year occupation.
1917-1933    Cuba    Landing of naval forces. Beginning of a 15-year occupation.
1918-1920    Panama    Troops intervene, remain on "police duty" for over 2 years.
1918-1922    Russia    Naval forces and army troops fight battles in several areas of the country during a five- year period.
1919    Yugoslavia    Marines intervene in Dalmatia.
1919    Honduras    Marines land.
1920    Guatemala    Troops intervene.
1922    Turkey    Marines engaged in operations in Smyrna (Izmir).
1922-1927    China    Naval forces and troops deployed during 5-year period.
1924-1925    Honduras    Troops land twice in two-year period.
1925    Panama    Marines land and engage in operations.
1927-1934    China    Marines and naval forces stationed throughout the country.
1932    El Salvador    Naval forces intervene.
1933    Cuba    Naval forces deployed.
1934    China    Marines land in Foochow.
1946    Iran    Troops deployed in northern province.
1946-1949    China    Major US army presence of about 100,000 troops, fighting, training and advising local combatants.
1947-1949    Greece    US forces wage a 3-year counterinsurgency campaign.
1948    Italy    Heavy CIA involvement in national elections.
1948-1954    Philippines    Commando operations, "secret" CIA war.
1950-1953    Korea    Major forces engaged in war in Korean peninsula.
1953    Iran    CIA overthrows government of Prime Minister Mohammed Mossadegh. Read More
1954    Vietnam    Financial and materiel support for colonial French military operations, leads eventually to direct US military involvement.
1954    Guatemala    CIA overthrows the government of President Jacobo Arbenz Guzman.
1958    Lebanon    US marines and army units totaling 14,000 land.
1958    Panama    Clashes between US forces in Canal Zone and local citizens.
1959    Haiti    Marines land.
1960    Congo    CIA-backed overthrow and assassination of Prime Minister Patrice Lumumba.
1960-1964    Vietnam    Gradual introduction of military advisors and special forces.
1961    Cuba    CIA-backed Bay of Pigs invasion.
1962    Cuba    Nuclear threat and naval blockade.
1962    Laos    CIA-backed military coup.
1963    Ecuador    CIA backs military overthrow of President Jose Maria Valesco Ibarra.
1964    Panama    Clashes between US forces in Canal Zone and local citizens.
1964    Brazil    CIA-backed military coup overthrows the government of Joao Goulart and Gen. Castello Branco takes power. Read More
1965-1975    Vietnam    Large commitment of military forces, including air, naval and ground units numbering up to 500,000+ troops. Full-scale war, lasting for ten years.
1965    Indonesia    CIA-backed army coup overthrows President Sukarno and brings Gen. Suharto to power.
1965    Congo    CIA backed military coup overthrows President Joseph Kasavubu and brings Joseph Mobutu to power.
1965    Dominican Republic    23,000 troops land.
1965-1973    Laos    Bombing campaign begin, lasting eight years.
1966    Ghana    CIA-backed military coup ousts President Kwame Nkrumah.
1966-1967    Guatemala    Extensive counter-insurgency operation.
1969-1975    Cambodia    CIA supports military coup against Prince Sihanouk, bringing Lon Nol to power. Intensive bombing for seven years along border with Vietnam.
1970    Oman    Counter-insurgency operation, including coordination with Iranian marine invasion.
1971-1973    Laos    Invasion by US and South Vietnames forces.
1973    Chile    CIA-backed military coup ousts government of President Salvador Allende. Gen. Augusto Pinochet comes to power.
1975    Cambodia    Marines land, engage in combat with government forces.
1976-1992    Angola    Military and CIA operations.
1980    Iran    Special operations units land in Iranian desert. Helicopter malfunction leads to aborting of planned raid.
1981    Libya    Naval jets shoot down two Libyan jets in maneuvers over the Mediterranean.
1981-1992    El Salvador    CIA and special forces begin a long counterinsurgency campaign.
1981-1990    Nicaragua    CIA directs exile "Contra" operations. US air units drop sea mines in harbors.
1982-1984    Lebanon    Marines land and naval forces fire on local combatants.
1983    Grenada    Military forces invade Grenada.
1983-1989    Honduras    Large program of military assistance aimed at conflict in Nicaragua.
1984    Iran    Two Iranian jets shot down over the Persian Gulf.
1986    Libya    US aircraft bomb the cities of Tripoli and Benghazi, including direct strikes at the official residence of President Muamar al Qadaffi.
1986    Bolivia    Special Forces units engage in counter-insurgency.
1987-1988    Iran    Naval forces block Iranian shipping. Civilian airliner shot down by missile cruiser.
1989    Libya    Naval aircraft shoot down two Libyan jets over Gulf of Sidra.
1989    Philippines    CIA and Special Forces involved in counterinsurgency.
1989-1990    Panama    27,000 troops as well as naval and air power used to overthrow government of President Noriega.
1990    Liberia    Troops deployed.
1990-1991    Iraq    Major military operation, including naval blockade, air strikes; large number of troops attack Iraqi forces in occupied Kuwait.
1991-2003    Iraq    Control of Iraqi airspace in north and south of the country with periodic attacks on air and ground targets.
1991    Haiti    CIA-backed military coup ousts President Jean-Bertrand Aristide.
1992-1994    Somalia    Special operations forces intervene.
1992-1994    Yugoslavia    Major role in NATO blockade of Serbia and Montenegro.
1993-1995    Bosnia    Active military involvement with air and ground forces.
1994-1996    Haiti    Troops depose military rulers and restore President Jean-Bertrand Aristide to office.
1995    Croatia    Krajina Serb airfields attacked.
1996-1997    Zaire (Congo)    Marines involved in operations in eastern region of the country.
1997    Liberia    Troops deployed.
1998    Sudan    Air strikes destroy country's major pharmaceutical plant.
1998    Afghanistan    Attack on targets in the country.
1998    Iraq    Four days of intensive air and missile strikes.
1999    Yugoslavia    Major involvement in NATO air strikes.
2001    Macedonia    NATO troops shift and partially disarm Albanian rebels.
2001    Afghanistan    Air attacks and ground operations oust Taliban government and install a new regime.
2003    Iraq    Invasion with large ground, air and naval forces ousts government of Saddam Hussein and establishes new government.
2003-present    Iraq    Occupation force of 150,000 troops in protracted counter-insurgency war
2004    Haiti    Marines land. CIA-backed forces overthrow President Jean-Bertrand Aristide.

Dusty, give Dirck a break. He drives a Corvette, not one of those fucknoid jackoff jackedup pickup trucks. And, we have no information on his choice of firearms. Perhaps he advocates for the careful aim bolt action instead of the spray and pray? So, maybe he's only a 90% fuckstick.

But, further inquiry is needed. Dirck? Speak up!

sigmoid freud wrote:

Dusty, give Dirck a break. He drives a Corvette, not one of those fucknoid jackoff jackedup pickup trucks. And, we have no information on his choice of firearms. Perhaps he advocates for the careful aim bolt action instead of the spray and pray? So, maybe he's only a 90% fuckstick.

But, further inquiry is needed. Dirck? Speak up!

I'll bang on Dirck's prostate gland as much as I like, thanks.  And, he enjoys it.

opsec wrote:

I'm not keeping up, so this is probably a hat, but just get drunk and vote for McCain

I haven't checked that site out yet but on Thursday on Fox Ann Coulter said that she owned that url.

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It's working!

opsec wrote:

I don't own a kindly. 

My problem with this list is not it's accuracy, merely it's incompleteness and lack of attribution.  It is cherrypicking at it's finest... or did you just happen to forget about WWI and WWII.

WWII. WWII? We lost WWII. The Germans were originally not after much that concerned us and had no ability nor were building the the means to take over the world or bother us much. They had no great fleet and no designs outside central Europe. What did we really care about Bavaria, czechoslovakia or poland anyways. The holocaust didn't even come till later when they went crazy because they knew they had blown it by pissing off the Russians.

The Russians on the other hand. There was someone who truly did have grand plans. We wasted our best efforts on the wrong enemy all along. And in the end Stalin was the winner of WWII while we sucked eggs. The sad thing is that before we got to Europe those in charge pretty much knew we couldn't win and gave it all away before the first boot hit the ground. Then they sold uis a raft of shite about the greatest generation.This is the lesson from the 1942map Taint posted.

And don't even get me started about WWI, we lost that one too, or that overated boozer Churchill. Me and my buddy Pat could go on for hours.

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Yeah, what happened to having a good old fashioned evil enemy, anyway?  It was so much more fun, back then...

opsec wrote:

Ah Dusty, I believe I begin to see the problem.   Much like your Fox News watching counterparts, you rely on editorial as fact. 

Some see the world as black and white, those who believe they're enlightened see it in shades of grey.  How does one explain a rainbow to the colorblind?

God I love the two sheeple system.

Whatever.

I'm a parliamentarian by nature

MSG Tripps wrote:

NAP

&

AIP

Crap, I clicked expecting a putfile link to this:

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

WWII. WWII? We lost WWII. The Germans were originally not after much that concerned us and had no ability nor were building the the means to take over the world or bother us much. They had no great fleet and no designs outside central Europe.

Tell that to my Grandfather who fought those bastards in North Africa.  Tell that to the people involved in "Operation Paperclip" who got those ex-Nazi Scientists into the United States so they could finish what they started: Building an Atom Bomb.  Those fuckers would have loaded up the next generation V3 Rockets with Atomic Warheads and bombed the shit out of the United Kingdom and the United States if we hadn't stopped Germany.

Dmtdust wrote:

choad wrote:

Dusty, did you ever leave a thumb tack on teacher's seat?

Does dosing the coffee pot in the teacher's lounge count?

Suppose Fort Worth Police departments are worth extra credit?