They're getting this bent out of shape because he's got a cracker in his pocket?

It's time for Holy War. Catholics should go home, arm themselves, and commence to sending the heathens of Orlando to their judgment. God knows his own, and will bless those who protect his church. Please?

The Diocese is dispatching a nun to UCF's campus to oversee the next mass, protect the Eucharist and in hopes Cook will return it.

For those of you who don’t know, nuns are vicious sadist terrorists.  I would suggest Cook surrender the host immediately for the sake of his own safety.

nfidelbastard wrote:

Taint wrote:

A better headline might be "Student rescues Jewish carpenter from cannibal sect".

Yes, that's much better.

Do Catholic's actually believe the "host" is transformed into Jesus' flesh when blessed and placed on one's tongue? I'd want to know what type of tissue I'm ingesting. Once again, the only thing we can know is what it is not: foreskin.

According to church doctrine, yes. A good explanation ("The basic objection to the Catholic doctrine
of the Real Presence is not that it is against Scripture, but that it is against reason.") can be found here.

A Tennessee man is suing a Knoxville church after he claims he injured himself while consumed by the spirit of God.

Matt Lincoln, 57, wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills he said he incurred after he fell and hit his head while worshipping. Lincoln has had two surgeries since the June 2007 incident, but still feels pain in his back and legs. He says he has fallen from the force of the spirit before, but someone always has caught him. It was reported that congregants saw him laughing after he fell to the floor. 

Lawyers for the church say Lincoln failed to look out for his own safety while he was asking God to have “a real experience.”

Dealing with lawyers? A real experience? God works in mysterious ways. (source)

"Just fall back into my arms." >>WHUMP<< PSYCH!