Awww, Emmeran, a man like you? I bet you rewrote the Thomas Guide on this place!

My last boyfriend, who I almost married and still adore, is seriously hung like...a thumb. An amputated thumb. At first I was disappointed, but obviously never said anything, and soon realized it didn't matter...AT. ALL. In fact, it became a huge plus.  I'm not lying. He was better in bed because of it. Nothing is worse than a jerk who's hung like a horse and has the sadly mistaken impression that that's....enough. It's so not. In fact, it's kind of unpleasant.

Last edited by icangetyouatoe (2008-07-10 16:16:43)

Interesting to note that Google's calculation of approximately 38 minutes from Petting to Fucking seems fairly accurate (based on my personal experience)

An old girlfriend told me, and this was confirmed by further research with local females privy to intimate knowledge, that a particular member of our social circle gave the best oral pleasure she had ever known hands down. They were all quite clear on the reason for this anomally. In those pre viagra days he was rather a softie though otherwise he was considered a large dashing manly specimen adored by many females, so he had the time on his hands (and knees) to truly master the art.

Last edited by Johnny_Rotten (2008-07-10 21:27:42)

tojo2000 wrote:

The 22 worst town names in the world.

wh(F)akapaka is better than?

Petting, Fucking Spread Eagle Twat?



This guy is lost