#1 2008-07-12 04:57:39
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#2 2008-07-12 05:25:45
Anybody got change for a dollar?
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#3 2008-07-12 09:59:25
Judy, don't move! A naked Jigaboo just landed on top of your flamethrower tanks!
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#4 2008-07-12 10:21:52
The Venus de Afro will be exhibited July 1st - 15th at the South Central Los Angeles Open Air Museum of Fine Art.
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#5 2008-07-12 11:05:36
Can't we all just get a dong?
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#6 2008-07-12 13:11:59
"Where the hell did she go?!"
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#7 2008-07-12 15:14:45
So where is this overturned donut truck you called me abou... Oh, you guys suck.
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#8 2008-07-12 15:16:05
"There's a woman going crazy on Figueroa Street, stopping every man that she did meet. Saying, 'If you'll gentle, if you'll be sweet, I'll show you my place on Figueroa Street'"
-- With apologies to Jimmy Buffett
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#9 2008-07-12 15:42:57
"No, lady. The bus stop is down the block."
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#10 2008-07-12 15:55:06
"Yo Fred, did you know there's a fire hydrant that's about to toss your salad, among other anomalies?"
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#11 2008-07-12 19:52:06
Lady cop has Arby's on her mind.
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#12 2008-07-12 20:00:48
“I think we interrupted private negotiations to settle the fender bender.”
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#13 2008-07-12 20:25:26
"As evidenced by this photo, African Americans are often times given far more complicated sobriety tests than their white counterparts."
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#14 2008-07-12 22:13:48
I was about ready to award first place to Zookeeper, but then I saw Dirckman's submission and now I can't decide.
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#15 2008-07-12 22:26:47
I was thinking "Birth of Venus 2008" but yeah, Zook and Dirck have the lead.
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#16 2008-07-12 22:44:41
George Orr wrote:
I was about ready to award first place to Zookeeper, but then I saw Dirckman's submission and now I can't decide.
CURSE YOU DIRKMAN!!!
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#17 2008-07-12 22:48:50
"Police wait for the AT&T repairman to arrive and tell them what's wrong with this pay phone."
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#18 2008-07-13 00:31:50
Dirckman wrote:
"As evidenced by this photo, African Americans are often times given far more complicated sobriety tests than their white counterparts."
The winner.
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#19 2008-07-13 00:47:44
Wooohooooo!!!! Where do I go to collect the prize?
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#20 2008-07-13 01:19:35
Dirckman wrote:
Wooohooooo!!!! Where do I go to collect the prize?
It's waiting for you on top of a payphone at the corner of Figueroa and 14th street.
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#21 2008-07-13 14:56:34
"Reach out and touch somebody".
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#22 2008-07-13 17:04:35
Smooth Move George! Assuming the judgeship of Choad’s caption contest shows you have that Take Charge Attitude that means you’ll always wind up on top (pun intended or not depending on reader’s preferences).
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#23 2008-07-13 18:07:42
fnord wrote:
Smooth Move George! Assuming the judgeship of Choad’s caption contest shows you have that Take Charge Attitude that means you’ll always wind up on top (pun intended or not depending on reader’s preferences).
You're gonna go up against George? You're a braver man than I.
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