#2 2008-07-14 15:26:06

Doesn't everyone just use powdered rosin like I do? Much easier to get a grip on and they don't shift around in your pants.

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#3 2008-07-14 15:38:20

I use new car smell. Cause chicks dig new cars.

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#4 2008-07-14 17:47:13

http://www.xmere.com/forums/uploads/highstreet/ball_powder.jpg

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#5 2008-07-14 21:57:32

I prefer a nice oolong - teabagging, chaps, teabagging.

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#7 2008-07-14 22:13:46

I think I'll just stick with straight talcum powder...  The fragrance may irritate my sack......

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#8 2008-07-14 22:35:22

I agree with dirck: unscented talc for the nutsack.  On those occasions when I need fragrance down there I usually just hang one of those little pine tree air fresheners off of it.

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#9 2008-07-15 09:38:30

Or just dust the boys with Diatomaceous Earth and kill two crabs, er birds, with one stone...

Last edited by GooberMcNutly (2008-07-15 09:38:49)

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#10 2008-07-15 13:45:55

If you've got birds down there you might want to give it a trim.

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#11 2008-07-15 13:56:21

Besides, it'll make your junk look bigger.

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#12 2008-07-15 14:20:37

Balla Powder for Men contains Non-Asbestiform Talc. That is, talc which DOES NOT contain carcinogenic asbestos fibers. FDA considers non-asbestiform talc to be Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) for use in cosmetics.

I guess I hadn't been paying attention. Was this a problem?

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#13 2008-07-16 11:11:38

Taint wrote:

Balla Powder for Men contains Non-Asbestiform Talc. That is, talc which DOES NOT contain carcinogenic asbestos fibers. FDA considers non-asbestiform talc to be Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) for use in cosmetics.

I guess I hadn't been paying attention. Was this a problem?

Only if you spend a lot of time inhaling deeply around mens junk. So, for you, yes, it is a problem.

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#14 2008-07-16 16:09:25

It seems reasonable to presume that it's a gay/metrosexual product. It took me until college to realize all the high school boys around me who were busy grabbing their crotches every five minutes were victims of jock itch or something worse. Sadder still, they didn't know what ailed them either. Short of the occasional yank, most men don't pay a whit of attention to anything scrotal. I can't vouch for what most women want, but of the ones with whom oral sex has been discussed, "freshly showered" is a preferred scent to nearly anything else.

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#15 2008-07-16 16:20:44

Who'd have thought a thread on the ball stench would last so long?

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#16 2008-07-16 16:33:21

My Many Smells

Dead Milkmen



Sometimes I smell like a barrel of rotting fruit
Stinking up the jungle under the hot tropical sun
Other times I smell like thick black swamp water
That's backed up into your toilet on a warm summer day

These are a few of my many smells
Won't you come and smell me?
Won't you share my stench?
Won't you come and smell me?
Won't you share my stench?

Sometimes I smell just like the bathroom
After Grandma's used it and she's been eating prunes.
Other times I smell like a city garbage strike
When all the horseflies grow to three inches long

These are a few of my many smells
Won't you come and smell me?
Won't you share my stench?
Won't you come and smell me?
Won't you share my stench?

Sometimes I smell just like death itself
A sickening sweet smell, I could really make you ill.

Smell me 

See me
Hear me
Touch me

Smell me 

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#17 2008-07-16 16:34:25

orangeplus wrote:

Who'd have thought a thread on the ball stench would last so long?

Let's make it sticky.

*dies laughing*

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