#1 2008-07-17 14:21:41
In its sales pitch the advert reads: 'After the birth of a child there's always the temptation to say 'Yes, it's cute, but what can it do?'
'Until recently the answer was simply 'lie there and cry' but now babies can be put on the payroll, so to speak, almost as soon as they're born.
'Just dress your young one in Baby Mops and set him or her down on any hard wood or tile floor that needs cleaning.'
'You may at first need to get things started by calling to the infant from across the room, but pretty soon they'll be doing it by themselves.'
Hitting back at any possible criticism the advert adds: 'There's no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best anyway: crawling. But with Baby Mops he's also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic.' (read more)
I hear they're terrible on corners. You really have to shove them in there.
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#2 2008-07-17 14:42:58
Yeah, fuck Baby Mops. Their customer service department is awful. Mine stopped crawling after I tried to use it to bleach my bathtub. Yeah, I have started using a stick to move it around, but I could have done that with my Swiffer. And that way wouldn't be leaving any dead skin behind.
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#3 2008-07-17 15:44:09
I believe the instructions read "do not dunk entire baby into the Clorox." I was giving this some semi-serious thought after I posted it, and it occurs to me that--were I ever in the position to be procreating--I do not think I'd want a literal "rugrat." The germ-n-filth magnet you'd be turning your infant into couldn't possibly be good for something with lungs barely removed from cheesecloth and an non-existent immune system.
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#4 2008-07-17 16:18:00
Roomba's cheaper.
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#5 2008-07-17 16:59:25
Not to mention, the handy 1/0 switch that keeps it from screaming for tit at 2 in the morning.
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