Liquidising goldfish 'not a crime'
Expert witnesses told the trial the fish died instantly

An art display which invited the public to put live goldfish through a food blender did not constitute cruelty to animals, a Danish court has ruled. The goldfish were placed on display swimming in the blenders, and visitors were told they could press the "on" button if they wanted... (read more, if you really need to)

For those of you who'd prefer your goldfish a little more emo: