#2 2008-07-22 16:14:41
Is that the dude from Melrose Place?
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#3 2008-07-22 16:14:59
Uncomfortable in uncountable ways; too warm in summer and inadequate cover in winter; shoddily made and overpriced.
About goddamn time men started sharing the misery.
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#5 2008-07-23 06:54:20
How did this thread go so far without a mantyhose reference?
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#7 2008-07-23 12:01:09
There is nothing sexier than a man in nylons.
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#8 2008-07-23 13:04:51
They'd probably do better if they made something with a "control top."
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#9 2008-07-23 18:26:58
hits pati wrote:
There is nothing sexier than a man in nylons.
Whence came you, noob?
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#10 2008-07-23 18:34:24
hits pati wrote:
There is nothing sexier than a man in nylons.
It's pENIx's cockpuppet.
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#11 2008-07-23 18:35:11
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
hits pati wrote:
There is nothing sexier than a man in nylons.
It's pENIx's cockpuppet.
I don't buy it. Penix couldn't restrict himself to such short posts.
Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-07-23 18:35:28)
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#12 2008-07-23 19:47:52
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
hits pati wrote:
There is nothing sexier than a man in nylons.
It's pENIx's cockpuppet.
Kee-ryst. If we don't beat them into submission, we stand around like a bunch of loony old bats suspecting each other of BEING them? Yeah, that really sends a "must join and stick around here" message. At least JLP knows I'm not a man of few words. Unless they're pictures. In which case, I still mean "and fuuuck all y'all." Which reminds me, I have some banners to concoct...
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#13 2008-07-23 19:55:06
George Orr wrote:
Uncomfortable in uncountable ways; too warm in summer and inadequate cover in winter; shoddily made and overpriced.
About goddamn time men started sharing the misery.
I have to agree. I read that when stockings were made of silk they lasted forever, hence the advent of the nylon stocking because it had to be replaced much more frequently.
I can't imagine why any guy who doesn't make his living as a cross dresser would want his sack pinched up in a pair of panty hose.
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#14 2008-07-23 20:28:08
headkicker_girl wrote:
I can't imagine why any guy who doesn't make his living as a cross dresser would want his sack pinched up in a pair of panty hose.
Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
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