ahhhh, mad props to Gaelic language rap!! 

Idiocy in every langauge, the great leveler . . .

They put the Gay in gaelic...never mind.

tojo2000 wrote:

They put the Gay in gaelic...never mind.

Brythonic, not Gaelic.  Colonials...

...the night the banter died....

Hey you.
Yeah, you.
(No...not you, Tojo.)
You - the guy that's reading this direct marketing message right now.
I'd call you a lurker but that word's been transmogrified into something nasty.
So I won't call you anything. But I know who you are.
You're intelligent, and you have a disgusting sense of humour.
You're no stranger to schadenfreude, and you admire me for being able to spell it.
You're 76% likely to masturbate to porn you would never admit to enjoying. 
You'd give your best friend's left nut to be able to post on this board, but you're afraid of being torn to pieces by rabid hyenas fluent in vituperative obscenity.
Try posting something anyways.
Between now and one hour from now I promise to respond with kindness and respect.
But (obviously) only if you post.
If you don't post, then you're...well...peculiar...like Taint and pENIx...
Be a man...or a woman (or even peculiar...). Say hi...tell us what you're doing...tell us what you're on...tell us something you find interesting...it's your chance to hit the tiny time...the clock is ticking...do it now.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

...the night the banter died....

Stop yer bitching.  I'd be running my yap on here if I wasn't so goddamned busy experimenting with MUD servers.  I blame you.

MUD server / High-Street Forum hybrids? YES!
Think what we could build...rooms of filth, cities of hypocrisy, whole continents of perversity and shame...existentially pointless quests for treasures only a sodomite could use...secret caches of ability-altering jenkem.... And the fighting...with sex toys? Verbal barbs and repartee? This could change the world forever!

Mmmm.  I'm poking around with the latest Dead Souls mudlib release at the moment.  The power and versatility of LPM is really impressive.  In the example town that comes with it, there is a lice infection "object," which will be kept in the production version (assuming there is one, which is NOT a safe assumption) of the HS mud.

int damage3(){
    tell_room(environment(victim),victimname+" scratches at "+reflexive(victim)+
" in a frenzy, ripping "+
      possessive(victim)+" flesh and drawing blood.", ({victim}) );
    tell_object(victim,"You scratch at yourself in a mad frenzy, ripping flesh a
nd drawing blood.");
    if(DangerLevel() != 100) victim->eventReceiveDamage(this_object(),DISEASE,ra
ndom(5)+4,0,"torso");
    return 1;
}

EDIT: I pasted the wrong url.  That page has a link to an example Dead Souls server.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-07-23 05:25:34)

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Make 'em crabs?

Duh.  Other STDs would be implemented as well.  LOLcat mobs will roam the streets.  Public restrooms will have republican congressmen in them with wide stances.  The men will be boys, the women will be men, and the little kids will be FBI.  It'll be the internet in microcosm with a combat system, but don't hold your breath.  This'll be a while.

There's an awful lot of documentation to read through here, but it all seems pretty simple.  LPMud is so much more advanced than the diku I remember of yore it's not even worth comparing the two, but it looks easier to work with.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-07-23 06:35:49)

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I'll read through the link as soon as I have time. I won't hold my breath, but when you're ready, let me know how I can contribute.

Of course.  I have a testing setup running on my desktop here, and once I get a feel for it I'll give you access.

cakefahhhhhhhhhhrrrrttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hits pati wrote:

By the way, what are arse eels?

Just a phrase to give us nightmares.

hits pati wrote:

I'm Welsh and you're ignorant.

By the way, what are arse eels?

"Arse eels" is a phrase concocted, to the best of my knowledge, by comic book writer and Internet Jesus Warren Ellis.  The arse eels are some manner of eel that he would threaten to introduce to people's asses as a means of punishment, usually for putting horrible things onto the internet for all to see.

orangeplus wrote:

cakefahhhhhhhhhhrrrrttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's my thread and I'll cakefart it if I damned well please.