Remember, this is the institution that must be protected from the Gays at all costs.

Billy Idol references are always welcome in these days of woe and want

My first wedding took place in a Confederate fort.

I dare you to get more Southern than that.

(My second took place in the Chapel of the Bells on the Vegas Strip, and that's the one that took.)

50 more pounds and she can just sit back and collect a disability check.  He ain't stupid.

orangeplus wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

...oh, who am I kidding.  The whole fucking South is like this.

Fuck you. This would not be possible in South Louisiana. Those are my people, and I know them well enough to know that the relatives of the couple would burn the motherfucker down before they allowed their kin(s) to marry in a waffle house, which thankfully, don't exist in Louisiana anyway.

Louisiana is an exception to most of the traditional wisdom about the South.  I have plenty of kin (I'll tell y'all about great uncle Tom sometime, when it's topical.  fnord would have loved the ol' guy) there, and you're right they wouldn't go for a WaHo wedding.

Decadence wrote:

I had the same thought trying to get through that fucking tripe. I know that we've all-ready four "stickies;" But, I can't think of a theme/contest more befitting of High-Street (You know - For those of us who have long-tired of images of prolapsed rectums and videos combining a love of methane and chocolate). All-So, we need to be able to "track" that thread come award time.

Quite the demographic we have here, mais oui? I'm not sure the combination of high- and low-brow will have the legs you think...that, and the fact that journalistic standards are dropping like flies everywhere. We may be paying a bit too much attention to Choad's pet peeve. Or is this "The Web's Bitter Afterbirth AND Effete Tut-tutting of Bad Journalism?"

GooberMcNutly wrote:

How many of you folks who bash Waffle House have ever eaten in one? What do you fear? Bursting arteries? "Native" brand cig smoke? Folgers coffee? Get off your high, imported, leather and burnished walnut, tobacco hookah smoking, designer handbag carrying, Twitter shitter horses and get out in America and soak up the flavor.

I love Waffle House, but lately they've been changing the menu around and adding new items and shit, and I don't care for it.

Ever been to LA, pati?

The natives may be as yokely as the yokels in every other part of the U.S., but they take pride in their food.  Restaurants that serve bad food get burned to the ground in the middle of the night.  Sometimes the proprietors disappear.

As for Waffle House, I haven't been in one in many years, but I used to like 'em a lot.  If Plato had had a concept of "road food,"  Waffle House would be its Platonic example.

hits pati wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

...oh, who am I kidding.  The whole fucking South is like this.

Fuck you. This would not be possible in South Louisiana. Those are my people, and I know them well enough to know that the relatives of the couple would burn the motherfucker down before they allowed their kin(s) to marry in a waffle house, which thankfully, don't exist in Louisiana anyway.

You've got to be kidding?

Louisiana has some of the most inbred, backwards-assed 'billies on the face of the planet. Swamp folk are just as ignorant as their toothless mountain-dwelling neighbors of Arkansas and Missouri, in my experience.

What a simple minded and tired statement that was. I've traveled all over the country and the one thing I've learned is that America is up to its man teats in your so called " inbred, backwards-assed 'billies." Yes, your "shit don't stink" state is fucking full of them, too. It's obvious that you don't travel enough to make rational statements, so try this as a learning experience. Record twenty-four hours of "Cops" and enjoy. BTW, if you stumble upon a "Cops-New Orleans" episode, be prepared for thirty minutes of liquor and tits. It will be a nice break from the {insert city} methhead story du jour that you'll have to endure the other 23 1/2 hours.

Banjo wrote:

hits pati wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

Fuck you. This would not be possible in South Louisiana. Those are my people, and I know them well enough to know that the relatives of the couple would burn the motherfucker down before they allowed their kin(s) to marry in a waffle house, which thankfully, don't exist in Louisiana anyway.

You've got to be kidding?

Louisiana has some of the most inbred, backwards-assed 'billies on the face of the planet. Swamp folk are just as ignorant as their toothless mountain-dwelling neighbors of Arkansas and Missouri, in my experience.

What a simple minded and tired statement that was. I've traveled all over the country and the one thing I've learned is that America is up to its man teats in your so called " inbred, backwards-assed 'billies." Yes, your "shit don't stink" state is fucking full of them, too. It's obvious that you don't travel enough to make rational statements, so try this as a learning experience. Record twenty-four hours of "Cops" and enjoy. BTW, if you stumble upon a "Cops-New Orleans" episode, be prepared for thirty minutes of liquor and tits. It will be a nice break from the {insert city} methhead story du jour that you'll have to endure the other 23 1/2 hours.

Apparently you can't read.

I was responding to the person who was offended that LA was included in a generalization about "the south". He claimed some sort of superiority in Louisiana over the other southern states. I'm simply saying the same thing you just said, that Louisiana is as backward and inbred as the rest.

I've lived my life on the road and I bet they hump their cousins in the back swamp of Louisiana just as much as Arkansas. Sorry you misunderstood. Try reading what I was replying to and you'll probably get it.

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hits pati wrote:

I was responding to the person who was offended that LA was included in a generalization about "the south". He claimed some sort of superiority in Louisiana over the other southern states. I'm simply saying the same thing you just said, that Louisiana is as backward and inbred as the rest.

I've lived my life on the road and I bet they hump their cousins in the back swamp of Louisiana just as much as Arkansas. Sorry you misunderstood. Try reading what I was replying to and you'll probably get it.

Fuck you cunt. Louisiana is superior to the rest of the South. Is there an international music style from Arkansas? Is there a unique variety of cooking from Kentucky? Has any American state, much less the south, produced a Huey Long?

orangeplus wrote:

hits pati wrote:

I was responding to the person who was offended that LA was included in a generalization about "the south". He claimed some sort of superiority in Louisiana over the other southern states. I'm simply saying the same thing you just said, that Louisiana is as backward and inbred as the rest.

I've lived my life on the road and I bet they hump their cousins in the back swamp of Louisiana just as much as Arkansas. Sorry you misunderstood. Try reading what I was replying to and you'll probably get it.

Fuck you cunt. Louisiana is superior to the rest of the South. Is there an international music style from Arkansas? Is there a unique variety of cooking from Kentucky? Has any American state, much less the south, produced a Huey Long?

Is there an international music style from Arkansas?

How about Missouri? A virtual hotbed for various styles of gospel music. Also, didn't Jazz come from St Louis?

Is there a unique variety of cooking from Kentucky?

It is obvious you've never experienced the wide variety of dishes that can be made from possum, raccoon and gopher. I envy you.


Has any American state, much less the south, produced a Huey Long?

You have a point, here. No other state can compare to your states long tradition of corruption and dirty politicians.

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