#1 2008-07-30 15:56:07

Judge Judy audience litigants seem vaguely confused by room shakey-shakey.

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#2 2008-07-30 16:13:04

That wasn't an earthquake. That was the star witness in the Lateesha vs. "Toe-nails Did Right" case entering the building.

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#3 2008-07-30 16:17:41

They were looking around as if to say, "Was this in the script?"

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#4 2008-07-30 17:17:33

Saw this earlier and thought, "They'll knock down each other's houses, even each other, but when god does it to them, they get that deer-in-the-headlights look you know lurks deep down inside."

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#5 2008-07-30 17:19:52

Earthquake "Joke of the Day"

Q: What do you say if two houses fall on top of you?

A: Get off of me, homes! (spoken with finest Mexican-American accent one can muster)

Last edited by Banjo (2008-07-30 17:21:35)

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#6 2008-07-30 17:56:25

No wonder people die.  I thought you were supposed to quickly get under something safe, not slowly walk to the door.

http://c.imagehost.org/0965/fartquake.jpg

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#7 2008-07-30 19:48:37

phoQ wrote:

No wonder people die.  I thought you were supposed to quickly get under something safe, not slowly walk to the door.

Common myth that you should get under or next to something, try that in a real earthquake




Look like fun?  Lot's of time to consider your options?

and just think, the 9.5 that hit Chili in 1960 last for 19 minutes and 20 seconds.   Basically the earth tosses you up the the air and juggles you like a soccer ball.

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