#2 2008-07-30 23:18:34
Small time evangelist = small time con man. Jesus is ok with murder, but would have had a shitfit if he had screwed a male in the ass instead. Of course for some reason Jesus and his mother reverse these rules for Catholic clergymen.
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#3 2008-07-30 23:46:21
The sucky part? If you are already a preacher, how can you play the "I found Jebus" card in the slammer?
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#4 2008-07-31 00:51:34
GooberMcNutly wrote:
The sucky part? If you are already a preacher, how can you play the "I found Jebus" card in the slammer?
He'll have to spin it like Jesus found him.
How awesome is the power of The Lord Our God.
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#5 2008-07-31 01:41:34
sofaking wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
The sucky part? If you are already a preacher, how can you play the "I found Jebus" card in the slammer?
He'll have to spin it like Jesus found him.
How awesome is the power of The Lord Our God.
Jesus found him, pinned him to the bunk, and made him his bitch, homes.
Last edited by tojo2000 (2008-07-31 01:42:16)
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#6 2008-08-01 04:37:20
Update: He was banging at least one of his daughters.
The Old Testament patriarch Lot banged his two daughters, so Anthony must have figured it was OK.
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#7 2008-08-01 09:44:39
"he was a bulls-eye prophet. If he told you something, you could pretty much bank on it"
I'd love to hear what he told his wife when she locked him out of the house - you know, being such a good prophet and all...
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