But baseball history was the last thing on Ellis' mind, keeping his shit together while a bunch of giant lizards fucked in the on-deck circle being the first.

I will still be laughing at this when I fall asleep tonight.

They missed a couple obvious ones:

-remembering why you went into the kitchen
-resisting the reflex to answer the telephone
-staring at your reflection in a mirror for an indeterminate length of time without losing your shit

sofaking wrote:

I accomplish great things every single day while high.

Sorry, singlehandedly watching 17 Simpsons episodes back to back isn't really a "great thing".

GooberMcNutly wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I accomplish great things every single day while high.

Sorry, singlehandedly watching 17 Simpsons episodes back to back isn't really a "great thing".

No, really, I do.

Not like inventing the personal computer, or discovering DNA, but being high helps me do all kinds of neato stuff.

Taint wrote:

Alright, everyone who thinks Sofie was high when she posted on this thread, raise your hand.

What if we are high while reading her posts? Does that count? Does that even matter?

What are you, some kinda cop?

I swear, I just got back from the pool and got chlorine in my eyes.

Why, do you have some?

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fnord wrote:

Taint wrote:

Alright, everyone who thinks Sofie was high when she posted on this thread, raise your hand.

Give the girl a break Taint.  She has kids, works for a family trucking firm, sells Amway products, is an online dildo distributor, has had serious recent health problems, plus both her mother and her mother in-law are bitchy towards her.  I would be surprised if she didn’t get high.

Trust me. If I could get away with being stoned more often, I'd be there. The problem is I work with sharp knives around open flames.

MSG Tripps wrote:

GooberMcNutly

I am seeing a pattern here.  Do you believe that an adult may not consume this product?

If so
            Fuck off and light[en] up

No, no. You won't find a stronger advocate for letting people do as many stupid things with and to themselves as they want. I am all for it. Take pics and post them for my edutainment.

I just won't go so far as to consider the Icky Sticky to be a big motivational booster. I guess if you want to set out to write beat poetry, Jackson Pollock art or crank out some guitar riffs, then you may be in the zone when on the krypto, but I know it sure hasn't helped me knock out the chores around the old homestead.

Sure is fun to toke up and knock boots though. Ill give you that.

Be careful guys . . . Big Bro is finding new ways to bust you.



This method can also be used directly on a fingerprint, right where it's found, without the need to lift the print off and take it to a lab for analysis.

Scotty wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Sure is fun to toke up and knock boots though. Ill give you that.

I'm sorry, but I don't know any stoners that get high and run to the bedroom to do anything but sleep.  Shit, most of them never get out of the barcalounger or sofa they are in before nodding off.

Were you ever young?  I have many fond memories of fucking like a weasel on Cialis after toking up.

sofaking wrote:

I accomplish great things every single day while high.

I made a funnel system that would allow me to sit on the couch, toss malted milk balls into the top of it from across the room and they would roll down the chute into my mouth and I could eat them. I thought it was an awesome way to have them until I sobered up and realized I could just eat them right from the box faster.

Pot is great for sex. When I toke I: a) get horny as hell, b) then get hungry and c) fall asleep well fucked and satiated. Lovely stuff, grass.

sigmoid freud wrote:

fnord wrote:

Were you ever young?  I have many fond memories of fucking like a weasel on Cialis after toking up.

Oh for shit sake. Cialis was only approved in 2003. The joke doesn't work at all, fnord, and you know it.

[Lots of pretentious blather about Macbeth]

Weasels have a reputation for incessant screwing when they are in season.  Cialis is a long lasting drug, unlike Viagra, so one gets more bangs for the buck.  Oversexed animal is dosed up with long lasting erection-enhancing drug; you should get the picture.  The fact that Cialis wasn’t around when I was a young stoner isn’t relevant as far as the point of the simile is concerned.

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