I'm not sure that can properly be classified as a pimple anymore.  I think that's well into cyst territory.

(I am not a doctor, but sometimes I cosplay one at local hospitals)

fnord wrote:

Note that sterile procedures were not used for this surgery.

The original vid is no longer available, to coin a phrase, but I do believe you've hatted yourself, dude.

Blackheads Dude NSFL

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fnord wrote:

choad wrote:

The original vid is no longer available, to coin a phrase, but I do believe you've hatted yourself, dude.

Blackheads Dude NSFL

Perhaps, but thanks to GooTube’s over fastidiousness about removing videos anyone objects to, we’ll never know for sure.

Yeah but somehow someone always seems to repost the good ones, like your river dancing chimps Tojo enjoys so much.

What's the appeal with about erupting zits, incidentally? I'm genuinely curious. Is it the one great lie all adolescents hear? They'll clear and never reappear? Or is it the condiment packet you crush with your heel? Or their corkscrew telemetry? See, I confess, they're still one of my life's enduring joys. And yes, I keep my trophies.

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I think Banjo's on to something there.  There are few things more satisfying than defeating a blemish, and yes, you get physical proof of your victory.  (Yech.)

Also, consider:  is there any act between two human beings more intimate than popping another's zit?  Fucking?  There have been plenty of people I've fucked; I can't even remember some of their names, but pop their zits, or let them pop mine?  No way. 

I'm not saying it's a part of married life that I particularly cherish, but it is somehow a part of married life, peculiarly intimate--something you don't share with anyone but your mate.

I can't believe I just typed any of that.  I am so grossed out right now.

George Orr wrote:

Also, consider:  is there any act between two human beings more intimate than popping another's zit?  Fucking?  There have been plenty of people I've fucked; I can't even remember some of their names, but pop their zits, or let them pop mine?  No way.

Well, I had to dig a sponge out once. That was pretty fucked up. Yes, I would like to submit that into the  "being more intimate than popping another's zit" category.

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George Orr wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Well, I had to dig a sponge out once.

Ee.  Gad.

Have I ever told you my whipped cream story, Georgie. It's a doozie!

choad wrote:

Banjo wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Ee.  Gad.

Have I ever told you my whipped cream story, Georgie. It's a doozie!

Mine invovled Miracle Whip. You go first.

[disclaimer]I was young and inexperienced. [/disclaimer] I went over to my girlfriend's house. She was lying in bed and had candles, strawberries, chocolates AND one of those nitrous filled canisters of whipped cream on the night stand. We messed around with the assorted items and eventually got to the whipped cream. I didn't exactly know what to do with it, so I shoved the nozzle up inside her and filled the cooch with whipped cream. I immediately went down on her to finish off the fantasy. Out of the cooch and into my mouth, a milky douche poured down my throat. I tried to keep my cool, but very soon I had to abort the mission. I smiled (with thick strands of douche milk stretching across my upper and lower canines) and ran to the bathroom.

A dark day in Banjo's romance department.

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Uh...bleh.

Contrary to what you read in Cosmo and other idiotic publications, sweets do not go with sex.  Think about it--do you want whipped cream on salmon?  Or chicken?

If I were into food sex, I'd probably select a ranch dressing.  A nice tamarind chutney might go well...

Miracle Whip?  Nah.

I once used margarine as an impromptu lube.  The stick kind, not the soft kind.  We got a little crazy with the stuff, and got it all over ourselves, and the furniture, and the carpet...I think we wound up using three or four sticks of it, straight from the fridge.

That shit does not wash easily.  It is impervious to douching.  And I remember I went to scratch my ear later that week and dug out a hefty fingerload of Kroger brand margarine from behind my ear.  This after showering thoroughly every single day!

Miracle Whip storee nao pleez.

George Orr wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

Worse than "has this milk gone bad?"

Whenever anybody says to you, "Smell this," no matter who they are or what it is, never smell that.

Sssshhh!!!  Not so loud.  My daughters will never fall for "smell my hand" again.

George Orr wrote:

Uh...bleh.

Contrary to what you read in Cosmo and other idiotic publications, sweets do not go with sex.  Think about it--do you want whipped cream on salmon?  Or chicken?

If I were into food sex, I'd probably select a ranch dressing.  A nice tamarind chutney might go well...

Miracle Whip?  Nah.

I once used margarine as an impromptu lube.  The stick kind, not the soft kind.  We got a little crazy with the stuff, and got it all over ourselves, and the furniture, and the carpet...I think we wound up using three or four sticks of it, straight from the fridge.

That shit does not wash easily.  It is impervious to douching.  And I remember I went to scratch my ear later that week and dug out a hefty fingerload of Kroger brand margarine from behind my ear.  This after showering thoroughly every single day!

Miracle Whip storee nao pleez.

This girl I dated got me down in bed one evening for a nice massage...  She had just purchased this new "tingling" massage oil and spent a good half hour rubbing it into my back.....  Things kinda got hot and heavy and for shits and giggles we figured that we could use the "tingling" massage oil to enhance the sexual experience......  The mood was soon lost however when we discovered that when used on the genitalia "tingling" massage oil no longer tingles but gives an extremely painful burning sensation!!  We spent the rest of the evening trying different condiments on our crotches to cool them off....

You had good friends.  EV olive oil is expensive.

Dmtdust wrote:

Thanks for the link.  It downloaded a virus that bi-passed every security precaution I had on my system.  It is now chewing my system up.

Thanks!

Linux, firefox, adblock.

Sometimes I download viruses on purpose and try running them in wine.

Rod McKuen sez.... http://www.unpopart.org/music/slide_easy_in.html

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jesusluvspegging wrote:

Sometimes I download viruses on purpose and try running them in wine.

Wine?

I can tell you that if you ever feel like bringing a bottle of champagne to the party go ahead and visit your doctor for an antibiotic for the sure to be induced bladder infection.

It was New Years Eve and the lady friend and I were going hot and heavy.  I had read about this particular ritual in, I believe the February 1982 Penthouse, and had always been eager to try it.

I made sure to warm her up nice and long with some oral ministrations, popped the top on that finely chilled bottle, shook it ever so slightly with a thumb covering it and eased it in and let it explode.  I proceeded to drink it out of her to both our delights and we had a great time the rest of the evening.

Several days later she was in some intense pain though.  It was cleared up by the dose of drugs and we both agreed to pre-order the prescription if we ever got around to it again.

She did say that it was one of the most interesting orgasms she ever had.

*EDIT* Fixed my Freudian slip I guess.

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Ackk, did I say yeast infection?  I meant bladder infection.