#1 2008-08-28 19:38:15
The better to suck you with, my dear!
A few years ago, Dr. Joe, a dentist from Palm Beach County, had a female patient with a special problem. Her upper and lower dentures rattled when she performed oral sex on her boyfriend. Dr. Joe suggested she simply take them out. But the woman was distraught. Her boyfriend, she said, didn't know she wore false teeth.
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As time went by, though, Dr. Joe couldn't get that interaction out of his head. Why not mass-produce a sex toy, throwing in a little vibrating action? So he did. Dr. Joe says he and his wife have tested the product he christened his fellatio aid "Blowguard." Each of them has left the vibrating object in place for 30 minutes at a time, and their fillings and caps were intact.
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#2 2008-08-29 06:41:54
The swinger crowd, especially the geriatric subset, has embraced the product
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.
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#3 2008-08-29 09:21:50
"Subset" isn't exactly how I would describe the geriatric percentage of swingers. More like Immoral Majority. I live about 15 miles from Lady Lake, Florida, home of The Villages, the largest retirement community in the nation. 100,000+ people and not a one of them under 55. Also home the zip code with the highest percentage of venereal disease in the state. More syph cases than the rest of the state combined. There are more swinging clubs in the Villages than there are bridge clubs. They like to affectionately refer to them as "Costume Parties". It creeps me out every time I even drive by that place. But if you are a granny chaser, you would be in heaven.
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#4 2008-08-29 10:51:22
Before Viagra your elderly relations dropped in on you unannounced, now they drop in on other elderly folk. I call this a win all around. The government should subsidize sex toys for the geriatrix.
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