#2 2008-09-03 22:23:56
I really, really love that website. I've been following their Realist updates for a number of months.
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#3 2008-09-03 22:26:56
Wow, who knew all of those Mexicans were light in the cowboy boots?
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#4 2008-09-03 22:27:02
That was great! I found myself wishing he'd scanned the whole fucking book--then I saw it was over 200 pages. Oh, well.
The idea that anyone could take up over two hundred pages talking about how nasty and wrong and perverted and disgusting and wrong and horrid and bad the gays are...Somebody had a bad case of something, didn't he?
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#5 2008-09-03 22:46:05
I'm kinda guilt ridden now cause I'm not married with kids so I'm not living out my life purpose... I also have multiple sex partners and have performed a good deal of the "sinful" sex acts that are listed there.... Thank goodness I'm not gay or I'd fit this guy's cautionary tale to a T!!!!
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#6 2008-09-03 23:16:18
"We'll continue to discuss male sodomites primarily. Lesbians do many of the same acts, but rely on mechanical devices also, such as penis-shaped electric vibrators."
"Oh, oh... I AM gonna be sick!"
...
My favorite bit is at the beginning where they suggest that gay people are gay because their first sexual encounter is homosexual in nature. That's the kind of twisted logic that you can't make up.
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#7 2008-09-04 00:03:53
This is a laff riot! I moved it to the Front Page.
Edit: I changed my mind. I realized it would sink to the bottom of the page if I moved it this early in the game.
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#8 2008-09-04 00:09:37
jesusluvspegging wrote:
"We'll continue to discuss male sodomites primarily. Lesbians do many of the same acts, but rely on mechanical devices also, such as penis-shaped electric vibrators."
"Oh, oh... I AM gonna be sick!"...
My favorite bit is at the beginning where they suggest that gay people are gay because their first sexual encounter is homosexual in nature. That's the kind of twisted logic that you can't make up.
You didn't know that all gay people are the product of gay parents?
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#9 2008-09-04 00:19:56
tojo2000 wrote:
You didn't know that all gay people are the product of gay parents?
*gasp!*
Did... did the gay parents engage in... oh I can hardly say it... KISSING?
I'm gonna be sick!
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#10 2008-09-04 03:26:13
Dirckman wrote:
I'm kinda guilt ridden now cause I'm not married with kids so I'm not living out my life purpose... I also have multiple sex partners and have performed a good deal of the "sinful" sex acts that are listed there.... Thank goodness I'm not gay or I'd fit this guy's cautionary tale to a T!!!!
Bitch, you're gayer than I am, apparently.
I saw this earlier and had some long diatribe prepared, but I'll spare everyone. What's the point, after all? I'm not preaching to the choir and I'm not really concerned how anyone publishing a glorified Chick tract is going to think about my existence. Quite frankly, it IS a "death-style." I'm stylin', and I want just about everyone I encounter, who thinks this way, to DIE, horribly. Like with violent anal raping by a zebra, or windstorms of broken glass and shattered promises to their father in heaven. The amount of patience and contrition I have for such self-involved and deluded folks approaches zero from a hole around the molten core of the earth.
If Deathstyle is the new black, I'm wearin' it, bitches. Without eyeliner!
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#11 2008-09-04 08:20:52
I think that the middle-sized guy knows just a little TOO much about the whole gay lifestyle thing...
And blame the whole "grand coming out" on the Stonewall beatings. It's all about wanting the attention, not getting whipped bloody by a bunch of New York bulls.
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#12 2008-09-04 15:44:18
tojo2000 wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
"We'll continue to discuss male sodomites primarily. Lesbians do many of the same acts, but rely on mechanical devices also, such as penis-shaped electric vibrators."
"Oh, oh... I AM gonna be sick!"...
My favorite bit is at the beginning where they suggest that gay people are gay because their first sexual encounter is homosexual in nature. That's the kind of twisted logic that you can't make up.You didn't know that all gay people are the product of gay parents?
No no, the secular progressive evil scientists finaly came up with an answer for the conundrum of how the gays got here in the first place. Turns out that gay children come from the sisters of gay men. These jezebels share the same genetic trait that makes gay people prone to screw a lot of men.
Turns out it is all the fault of your gay uncle after all.
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#13 2008-09-04 15:52:47
Hmm. I'm an only child.
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#14 2008-09-09 03:09:54
Taint wrote:
Hmm. I'm an only child.
Nahh, I'm not touching that.
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