#2 2008-09-09 16:36:53
It takes four freakin creams for this? WTF is a Boosting Cream? And does it have to come in pink? I might use it but don't want anyone seeing it in my medicine cabinet thinking I'm a fag.
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#3 2008-09-09 16:40:19
I'm glad I'm ghostly pale, because I sure as hell don't have the time to do this shit too.
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#4 2008-09-09 18:26:57
In a related story:
"Also being sold are the Gloved One's handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream." [emphasis mine]
Coincidence? I think not!
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#5 2008-09-09 18:36:58
karenw wrote:
In a related story:
"Also being sold are the Gloved One's handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream." [emphasis mine]
Coincidence? I think not!
Of course not. I get idears from everywhere.
You can't think the whitest person ever is actually contemplating bleaching her already-white asshole. Can you?
I was actually thinking of bronzing my asshole. I wonder if they sell asshole bronzer.
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#6 2008-09-09 20:15:17
"You may be wondering why the the skin around you anus has become darkened, right? Well, there are a few different reasons why the skin on any part of your body can have localized concentrations of higher melanin production. These reasons include sun exposure, varying levels of estrogen, and skin trauma. In the case of dark anal skin, trauma is the culprit. The soft, sensitive skin in the anal region is subject to chronic friction, which is caused by walking and running. A lifetime of friction in this area is the reason why so many people are plagued by dark anal skin. "
OK, so gay guys must have assholes that look like the black hole of Calcutta, right?
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#7 2008-09-09 20:22:03
whosasailorthen wrote:
"You may be wondering why the the skin around you anus has become darkened, right? Well, there are a few different reasons why the skin on any part of your body can have localized concentrations of higher melanin production. These reasons include sun exposure, varying levels of estrogen, and skin trauma. In the case of dark anal skin, trauma is the culprit. The soft, sensitive skin in the anal region is subject to chronic friction, which is caused by walking and running. A lifetime of friction in this area is the reason why so many people are plagued by dark anal skin. "
OK, so gay guys must have assholes that look like the black hole of Calcutta, right?
I'm thinking it's not sun exposure. Not on the list of skin darkeners is the regular fecal rub that area gets.
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#8 2008-09-10 00:34:10
whosasailorthen wrote:
OK, so gay guys must have assholes that look like the black hole of Calcutta, right?
[checks] No.
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#9 2008-09-10 01:29:41
I've been told mine is as big as - um. Never mind.
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#10 2008-09-10 02:37:01
Must be for Mormons who need everything to be white and delightsome for their Temple Recommend.
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#11 2008-09-10 04:27:33
Taint wrote:
I've been told mine is as big as - um. Never mind.
If your asshole was that big you'd fall in and...yeah...never mind.
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#12 2008-09-10 07:22:48
sofaking wrote:
I'm glad I'm ghostly pale, because I sure as hell don't have the time to do this shit too.
Can you provide photo proof that your anus is ghostly pale?
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#13 2008-09-10 09:32:14
Bigcat wrote:
Can you provide photo proof that your anus is ghostly pale?
I can.
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#14 2008-09-10 09:39:02
Scotty wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Can you provide photo proof that your anus is ghostly pale?
I can.
I'll just take yer word for it Scotts
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#15 2008-09-10 10:01:53
Bigcat wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Can you provide photo proof that your anus is ghostly pale?
I can.
I'll just take yer word for it Scotts
Um, no. I meant I can provide proof that Sofie's anus is ghostly pale. Damn. First Heath Ledger dies, then the LHC doesn't kill us all and then you fuck up my day.
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#16 2008-09-10 12:05:28
ah297900 wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
"You may be wondering why the the skin around you anus has become darkened, right? Well, there are a few different reasons why the skin on any part of your body can have localized concentrations of higher melanin production. These reasons include sun exposure, varying levels of estrogen, and skin trauma. In the case of dark anal skin, trauma is the culprit. The soft, sensitive skin in the anal region is subject to chronic friction, which is caused by walking and running. A lifetime of friction in this area is the reason why so many people are plagued by dark anal skin. "
OK, so gay guys must have assholes that look like the black hole of Calcutta, right?I'm thinking it's not sun exposure. Not on the list of skin darkeners is the regular fecal rub that area gets.
Also missing from the list is chronic chocolate frosting exposure.
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#17 2008-09-11 01:10:37
Sheesh. It can always be fixed in Photoshop. I am surprised that PS doesn't come with an "anal lightening" plug-in, right next to the red-eye reduction.
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