#2 2008-09-10 19:47:28

I don't want to know how you found this site.

I feel a bit of admiration for the seller here -- he saw a niche market, then re-porpoised an existing product to fill the hole.

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#3 2008-09-10 21:01:11

http://aphorx.de/shop/softcap_c.jpg

Did you not see the cleaning attachment section? When I saw that, the funny was over and I collapsed back into reality.

I'd have to think that, after the passion is over, in the quiet moments when you're cleaning the cum out of an inflatable dolphin is when the shame begins.

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#4 2008-09-10 23:17:58

ah297900 wrote:

....I'd have to think that, after the passion is over, in the quiet moments when you're cleaning the cum out of an inflatable dolphin is when the shame begins.

OK.  Then get the Baby Seal. 

When you're done, you can beat it do death to help stop the shame.  I hear that real blood spews out.

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#5 2008-09-10 23:35:12

Personally, I love all the "this is not a floatation device" crap right by the plastic pussy. If humanoid dolls had that sorta thing, it'd be a real distraction to getting laid, dontcha think? Do people who fuck fake dolphins really NEED to be told not to bring their fetish toy to a public pool?

BTW, this is half a hat.

http://www.barbarakrakowgallery.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/2c40af169769f6e714fadaedcc7df138/img_one/broughel_brknhat2s.jpg

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#6 2008-09-11 00:06:28

Fuck it man, go deluxe.  The triple-hole orca is the only realistic option.

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#7 2008-09-11 00:56:55

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/sharkfuckersm1b.jpg
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/sharkfuckersm2.jpg

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