#2 2008-09-19 02:12:06
I still don't need it. Imagine that. I've known exactly four menstruating women for longer than two years, contiguously. The first had very easy periods. The second was always bitchy. The third got Norplant. And the fourth just went through menopause.
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#3 2008-09-19 02:17:28
PMS is such bullshit.
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#4 2008-09-19 04:16:35
I lived with a woman who suffered horrendously during that special time of the month. She was cranky, withdrawn, moody, irritable, and just dark. I will never, never live with a woman ever again.
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#5 2008-09-19 04:26:57
Taint wrote:
I lived with a woman who suffered horrendously during that special time of the month. She was cranky, withdrawn, moody, irritable, and just dark. I will never, never live with a woman ever again.
PMS is bullshit. You can monitor your emotional responses and, when they are obviously irrational, then you can use biofeedback techniques to control them. I do this every day.
At least, you can if you're not a woman.
(PMS is bullshit. Cramps are not. Irritation due to cramps is not PMS and is not bullshit.)
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#6 2008-09-19 09:15:22
You still gotta admit that if PMS happened to men, there would be a drug to cure it.
But why can't we just send our women to the "moon house" during that time of the month, like they do in Africa?
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#7 2008-09-19 09:25:35
The version of PMS described on t-shirts and puffy trucker hats is bullshit. But, a lot of women get perceptible hormonal changes as they cycle. If you don't think hormones affect behavior, spend an evening with somebody on steroids.
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#8 2008-09-19 09:54:49
GooberMcNutly wrote:
You still gotta admit that if PMS happened to men, there would be a drug to cure it.
But why can't we just send our women to the "moon house" during that time of the month, like they do in Africa?
Because the only thing worse than one whiney bitch on her period is putting her in a room with another one? God only knows what kind of horrific scheming they get up to in those things.
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#9 2008-09-19 11:51:38
Jesus wrote:
Because the only thing worse than one whiney bitch on her period is putting her in a room with another one? God only knows what kind of horrific scheming they get up to in those things.
This reminds me of one of Rush Limbaugh's greatest ideas. He would house brigades of lesbian soldiers together so their periods would coincide. This would give us the ability to drop a thousand screaming lesbians on PMS into any military hotspot. Forget the Marines, can you imagine the horror in the ranks of the Muslim extremists?
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#10 2008-09-19 12:46:53
jesusluvspegging wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
You still gotta admit that if PMS happened to men, there would be a drug to cure it.
But why can't we just send our women to the "moon house" during that time of the month, like they do in Africa?Because the only thing worse than one whiney bitch on her period is putting her in a room with another one? God only knows what kind of horrific scheming they get up to in those things.
That room is called "the teachers' lounge." And people wonder why I power through my lunch, then take a nap.
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