Did you accidentally tune in the Fnord Channel or somethin'?

Hmm. I imagine you don't.

It wasn't immediately determinable that you meant for a certain level of invective and disgust to be hurled against ALL fat children. I thought there might be some typical "Maury Povich Blaxploitation" angle here. This man's career should have ended decades ago, were it not for hot ghetto messes in the making.